Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Volcanic Viper]

Man, I know pooners are naturally pathetic but the fact she's trying so hard to look intimidating is making me laugh my head off.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Actually, OP has been only out as "enby" for a year and a half, so he married her when she was regular and straight years and years ago, which makes her vaguely aggressive comments about him not questioning his own sexuality in regards to her even yuckier.

Awful; the MtFs may pull this trick on their spouses more, but she's sure getting ready to twist the knife.

Married 13 years, have a kid, kid's ambulatory and everyone's sleeping through the night--and she's hitting her midlife crisis, the Internet convinces her she's AuDHD, and then nonbinary. (The husband's reaction "well OK" reaction to the nonbinary bomb is probably because it's coming on the heels of her ~AuDHD journey~.)

Husband gives a clear boundary: he's not gay, doesn't want to be married to a pooner. She heard that and reported it back to Reddit, but she's immediately sure she's going to want testosterone, as of 2 years ago. She says nothing to her husband (while typing a novella on Reddit) even as she spends two years planning to do this. And she didn't think she should bring up her life plans while they were in the process of buying a house.

That poor dude is sleeping next to her, unaware she's about to dynamite their entire life, and she's typing about it blithely to strangers. Don't even start to think about what this is going to do to the kid.

What an asshole.

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

Love it when people like this are kind enough to posts pics of themselves too:

"Do I pass"
"Looking like this and still called young lady"

It's insane how much these people are brainwashed to think that they look anything other but average, also seemingly fit and healthy women. (Something that gets inevitably sacrificed on HRT.) This somehow feels incredibly sexist to me. Like, what, you wonder if you pass as a man because you have dropped all the retarded garbage that is fed by the society, both conservatives and libs alike, to define what a woman is? You think that being natural and picking rather neutral fashion choices (that, imo, accentuate one's birth sex, not hide it) makes you look less like a woman?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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Man, I know pooners are naturally pathetic but the fact she's trying so hard to look intimidating is making me laugh my head off.

I thought it would make a good meme template or a userpic, especially with the deer photo. Her idea of what constitutes "masculinity" involves camo pants and some kind of animal tooth or claw on a string, as well as staring like a cursed Faulkner character about to be involved in a gruesome death.

She has a 5 year old. Imagine walking into the kitchen and seeing your mom standing there like this.

"Do I pass"
"Looking like this and still called young lady"

It's insane how much these people are brainwashed to think that they look anything other but average, also seemingly fit and healthy women. (Something that gets inevitably sacrificed on HRT.) This somehow feels incredibly sexist to me. Like, what, you wonder if you pass as a man because you have dropped all the retarded garbage that is fed by the society, both conservatives and libs alike, to define what a woman is? You think that being natural and picking rather neutral fashion choices (that, imo, accentuate one's birth sex, not hide it) makes you look less like a woman?

She looks kind of like a hillbilly Nicole Kidman (but less attractive). Extremely feminine features. If she cut her hair off completely she might even look more feminine, as it would draw more attention to her face shape. When she flexes or stands with "big arms" trying to look buff and scary, it just looks like a girl clowning around making fun of guys. She could just be a no-nonsense woman, like millions of farm wives, nuns, and bohemian adventurer types through history. But instead she's acting like a bad parody of a guy from Duck Dynasty.

 

[urr13 account]

Man, I know pooners are naturally pathetic but the fact she's trying so hard to look intimidating is making me laugh my head off.

She is Dylan Klebold-maxxing

It's insane how much these people are brainwashed to think that they look anything other but average, also seemingly fit and healthy women.

This is why there is a tragedy to FtM trannies, while MtF are all depraved perverts rapists/pederists/etc. many pooners just seem lost and like they could be saved. I don't know how, ban reddit, discord, and tumblr maybe.

 

[Paper Machete]

It's insane how much these people are brainwashed to think that they look anything other but average, also seemingly fit and healthy women.

They believe that if other people are not constantly giving them the ol' bigot stink eye and shouting "BUT YOU'RE A WOMAN, SALLY!" then that means they're "stealth". They have absolutely no theory of mind and are largely incurious about others' motivations and reasoning (such as: ignore the pooner in aisle 5 and she won't come over and give you a heccin talkin to).

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

This is why there is a tragedy to FtM trannies, while MtF are all depraved perverts rapists/pederists/etc. many pooners just seem lost and like they could be saved. I don't know how, ban reddit, discord, and tumblr maybe.

Honestly, I don't think that would have worked, because it seems to be a very persistent brain worm that has long breached its containment (that is western social media). I know people who don't speak English nor are aware of existence of these, and yet, they talk and think like your typical tunglr enbie. More so, some of these people have rather offline lives, and yet, the brain worm persists if there's at least one single person in their life that supports this.

They believe that if other people are not constantly giving them the ol' bigot stink eye and shouting "BUT YOU'RE A WOMAN, SALLY!" then that means they're "stealth". They have absolutely no theory of mind and are largely incurious about others' motivations and reasoning (such as: ignore the pooner in aisle 5 and she won't come over and give you a heccin talkin to).

Reminds me of my friend who, for the record, looks and dresses more feminine than I do, had "gender euphoria" when she "passed enough" to visit men's bathroom. In reality, men who have seen her there likely didn't care and assumed that women's bathroom was closed, or a similar reason. Which happened to be the case.

Although I imagine they were confused to see her walking in covered head to toe in random keychains, fandom pins, neon pink fishnets on arms, holographic platform heels, and so on. I don't know why she assumed that nobody commented on anything because she "passes enough".

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know why she assumed that nobody commented on anything because she "passes enough".

Because men may find pooners annoying and prefer they go be delusional somewhere else, but nobody is worried or nervous about them being there.

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

Because men may find pooners annoying and prefer they go be delusional somewhere else, but nobody is worried or nervous about them being there.

Arguably the pettiest part here is that they may not even have suspected anything, just thought that it's a girl that is for some reason here. I know it may sort of contradict what I said above, about gender brainworms existing and spreading here too, but poonerism and gender stuff is still largely unknown or unsuspected on grand scale. These men likely thought it's some new hip subculture look (and it is somewhat similar to how people in their late teens/early 20s dress like en masse, just not that extreme) with no gender or sexuality related context to that, so it's a double L for her.

EDIT: I just posted this and realized how fucking funny the whole thing is. She's not gender non-conforming. She's not dressing like any possible masculine stereotype, not even as a pooner fuckboy or whatever else that is vaguely boy-like, she's literally dressing like all the hip girly girls do. How is that supposed to be "passing as male" in any way? How.

 

[#58fb58]

They believe that if other people are not constantly giving them the ol' bigot stink eye and shouting "BUT YOU'RE A WOMAN, SALLY!" then that means they're "stealth". They have absolutely no theory of mind and are largely incurious about others' motivations and reasoning (such as: ignore the pooner in aisle 5 and she won't come over and give you a heccin talkin to).

everything you said is right. exactly.

people just don't want to ruin their fucking day over you.
that's the shortest way I can say it lol

immature people like trannies will ruin their own day over everything and everyone.
like you said, they are incapable of sensing that other people have their own life to look forward to.
we see the news, we see that you fuckers fight over everything, we're starting to just flat out ignore you instead of fight you or speak sense into you.

Spoiler: bully syndrome, the pissed off lawyer, DIY victims

the only ones that will be confronting them are the cops if they wear drag where they shouldn't be, or get into sports that have legally banned them.
we would rather move on and forget you even exist so that our day remains ours.

it puts a hole in their entire plan. while few trannies would take being ignored as a good thing, most of them are trying to find a way to diagnose pure silence as something else.

being trans at all has lead them into normalizing violence, so when there isn't any, they're going to start biting the heads off their friends more often.
they're going to have a poor reaction like bullies with no one left to bully.

without being trans, people in general resist helpful advice, especially when they're drunk or under the influence of drugs; being trans just makes it worse.
being trans makes you feel like a perpetual victim, and they prove that every day. they make ridiculous claims every day. all the time.

it's like an addiction to playing the victim.
normal people that can handle their own shit don't get pats on the back or wah wah parties.
as dignified people, we're expected to handle ourselves without ass pats, but playing the victim fishes people to pity you constantly.
they become addicted to the attention that being a victim gives them because normal people are expected to handle their own shit without ass pats.

all trans people start as a DIY victim. that will make you misbehave easily and severely.
how can any tranny be normal if they don't want to behave normal in common situations?
even normal straight people often don't act their age, so when you add trans to it, it gets worse.

if you can so easily wish death upon yourself at the lack of attention, you can also wish death onto others over nothing just as much.
trans or straight, if you're used to getting the pity party, you will become angry and say dumb suicidal shit once you don't have it.
and if you say something too real for them to handle, they'll just turn on you like they turned on The Pissed Off Lawyer because they don't want to give up being the victim.

a fellow tranny tried to help them by saying something isn't right, and they're acting like her entire life doesn't matter anymore.
and what is Pissed Off Lawyer doing after all that rejection? living her life the way she wants to without them. it pisses right in their face, and they're fuming.
just because she can put her own pants on in the morning, they're trying to get her killed.

 

[Uzumaki]

Her: I'm non-binary. This is really important non-asinine information and we'll all be warping our lives around it from now on.

Him: Ok, just remember I'm straight.

Her: Sure, "straight". Why are you pushing your personal nonsense on me?

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

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I can't get over this picture. It's like if Arthur Fleck and Patrick Bateman had a love child who's hobby is cosplaying as Tony Soprano.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is why there is a tragedy to FtM trannies, while MtF are all depraved perverts rapists/pederists/etc. many pooners just seem lost and like they could be saved. I don't know how, ban reddit, discord, and tumblr maybe.

Some of the FtMs are greasy coomers too, but this particular one does seem non-sexual.

This is the "autism-trans" connection: not that she's either, but it's like she said, the "trans" revelation came to her at the tail end of her "discovering" she had "AuDHD."

Sorry for the overuse of scare quotes, but you know what I mean.

Their child was turning into a kid, not a baby, with opinions and vocabulary and reasonable continence. Don't know, but if they'd talked about more than one child, this one was in the ages where it'd be a reasonable spacing. Pooner-to-be has a moment of worrying about her own identity, is she always going to be Mom and secondary to the kids, who knows what her work and IRL stuff is like, and she's in her 30s and slowly realizing she's not young anymore.

Standard generalized angst and anomie, but she found the "hey guess what I was autistic all along and this explains everything" hugbox. So that gets her a few months of realization, maybe convincing a therapist (unknown if she has a diagnosis), scrolling pages of universally-applicable dank memes that people claim are autist-specific because nobody but autists has interpersonal trouble or has ever felt overwhelmed. People to talk to, an automatic community.

But the newness wears off a little, and/or the Venn diagram of online autists and female enbies has a pretty big overlap. So she wanders from one diagnosis-that-explains-everything into another one. And this one has people playing dress-up, posting selfies and complimenting each other!


Nearly all of that is guesswork but it's so easy to happen. And there's no way to tell if she was talking to her married life partner, father of her child and guy signing a mortgage with her every night about what she learned that day, or if she was keeping the trans/autistic stuff as the self she performs online, getting all her validation there, and keeping dead silent about it in meatspace.

It's like someone who keeps tabs throughout the day on a couple of their Tumblr RP accounts, posting a paragraph about how his hands trembled, fingers fumbling as though he'd never encountered these clasps before. he'd helped Bruce with his armor a thousand times, scrambling to roll out as explosions thundered in the distance, pulling it off in shreds around a shard of polycarbonate and praying not to hear a hiss from the wound, but only now a there was a new intent fluttering in his breast, and it left him as helpless and nerve-wracked as violence and death never had and then they set the phone down and go back to Accounts Payable or wave so the kid sees them in the car.

Except one of those people is about to try to take shared fantasy into the real world, as a unilateral action.

 

[Xanthe]

Awful; the MtFs may pull this trick on their spouses more, but she's sure getting ready to twist the knife.

Married 13 years, have a kid, kid's ambulatory and everyone's sleeping through the night--and she's hitting her midlife crisis, the Internet convinces her she's AuDHD, and then nonbinary. (The husband's reaction "well OK" reaction to the nonbinary bomb is probably because it's coming on the heels of her ~AuDHD journey~.)

Husband gives a clear boundary: he's not gay, doesn't want to be married to a pooner. She heard that and reported it back to Reddit, but she's immediately sure she's going to want testosterone, as of 2 years ago. She says nothing to her husband (while typing a novella on Reddit) even as she spends two years planning to do this. And she didn't think she should bring up her life plans while they were in the process of buying a house.

That poor dude is sleeping next to her, unaware she's about to dynamite their entire life, and she's typing about it blithely to strangers. Don't even start to think about what this is going to do to the kid.

What an asshole.

Oh god. Some other pooner I used to know did something similar. Pooners are just as selfish and shitty as troons when it comes to gaslighting their spouses before dropping the T-Bomb.

 

[and I must scream]

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Spoiler: image of this manly man

Looks totally natural.

 

[Magic Pickle]

An update from "Selfcentred-Deer" (the weirdo pooner who likes standing as if she is a video game character waiting to walk): more comments from the post I made about her. Her own comments shed a very unflattering light on her.

Spoiler: She explicitly states she lacks empathy!

Also, as a thread tax, let me post some other pooner Ls for those uninterested in her.
No gas left to light with: an FTM's mother was proudly showcasing cute kitties to a classmate who already suspected something was amiss; though she tried to intervene, there still lingers the fear that the classmate knows far more than she should.
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Accidentally outed​

So my family and I were at this school event on Saturday. I was introducing my wife to some of my classmates, and I got distracted taking a photo with some of the guys making silly faces and whatnot.
I was standing there, laughing and having a good time, but when I turned around to look for my mom, I realized she was talking to one of my classmates and was trying to show her a picture of one of her cats on her phone. I noticed, fromwhere I was standing, that she had pictures of me pre-transition and was holding her phone in a way in which my classmate could see everything. When I saw her scrolling through those photos, I immediately grabbed her phone and said, “We might need to get you better glasses. Let me help you find that photo.”
I think I died inside for a minute. My classmates don’t know I’m trans. I kept telling myself that maybe she didn’t see anything, but I’m sure my mom might have accidentally shown her some of those pictures. I don’t know how long they were talking, and I don’t know exactly what she saw, but I felt like fucking crap. I felt so sick I almost fainted. My hands went numb, and I got so lightheaded I kept thinking, “fuck, I’m about to collapse.”
I told my wife what had happened, and she tried to reassure me everything’s okay. She said I could always say I have a sister or something and even came up with this silly story, but the issue is that my wife was also in some of those photos. I kept thinking maybe she just wasn’t paying attention, but then remembered that about a month ago, I met my classmate at a coffee shop to work on our final project. My wife picked me up and offered her a ride. I was about to shit my pants, and the restroom at the coffee shop was out of order, so we stopped by our place first. My classmate asked if she could use our restroom too. While I was , my wife entered our room and changed her outfit. So when I was done, I walked towards the living room, and I saw my classmate was standing by the dining room table reading whatever was on it and I noticed that the RX info, for my testosterone, was thee.
Anyway, I sometimes set a camera for our dog, so when we got home, I checked the security footage, and I saw my classmate was wandering around our house , checking things… I don’t know who the fuck does that, but she was just checking things like she was at her own place. I’m sure she saw my prescription. I know you don’t have to be trans to be taking testosterone, but I feel like with these two incidents, she might have put two and two together.
My wife was trying to make me feel better by saying that she hopes my classmate is mature enough not to say anything or not to be gossiping around IF she indeed figured out I’m trans, but I feel like fucking crap. It’s making me not want to interact with any of my classmates anymore out of fear she might have told people.

A TiF, assuming she's stealth (despite being misgendered at times), hopes to God that the cosmetic procedures to give her a bit more Neanderthal will not be noticed by the real Neanderthals she works with.
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Facial Masculinization Surgery while remaining stealth at work as a supervisor in a manual labor industry​

I pass, but as a mid-20s man with a baby face (I’m 32). Sometimes with a safety helmet, I am misgendered by the tour crew I work with (I’m a stagehand). I work in a leadership position in my labor union with mostly cis men, many of them in their 50s to 70s. I’m on track to get FMS in the next year. My inclination would be to get more subtle work done, balancing the reality of both my desired outcome and the social implications. I want work done that would keep me recognizable to others, my goal is to have relatively softer features but still distinguishably “masculine” (square jaw and brow bone).

I would prefer to disregard the concerns cis people have for my choice to change my body, but it would cause me stress to feel like a change in appearance was more obvious than one that could be surmounted to weight loss or a haircut. I work with hundreds of people in my union, and being outed could have implications on the way I am treated at work and my opportunities for growth that go beyond what HR could address. I would like the option to safely be in this union with the same coworkers for several decades to come. I want my disclosure to be my choice and not from a coworker’s observation on my physical change.

I have been on T for 7 years. I am in the position where I have some long awaited stability at stake, not as if this was early on in a medical transition where everything is upended regardless.

If you can relate, and have received FMS, did your relationships/work life influence the degree of change in facial features from FMS? Did people comment/ suspect anything? Did you regret not getting more “masculinized” work done if you chose to go more subtle than your ideal in order for the change itself to not out you as transgender?

Am I just overthinking because cis people never actually notice these things?

Alas, if only one could play God - this li'l dood, despite being on testosterone for 6 years and a year out post-mastectomy, resents the concept of being an "in-between thing." Good news! You're not in-between anything, you're just a very masculinized woman. Hope that helps your dysphoria, king!
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I wish transitioning meant you could actually become the opposite sex​

I hate being a woman but I also hate being a female. I hate that I transitioned to a "man" but I will always be female underneath it, and people can tell, and they treat me accordingly. I wish I could be a regular man. I wish my sex and gender identity aligned. I wish when I transitioned I actually became the opposite sex instead of this in-between thing. What was even the point of transitioning? Why did I do this to myself? I should've ended my life instead of going down such a pointless path. There is no escape from being female, there is no escape from being a woman, there is no escape from misogyny.

Transitioning feels like it has been harm reduction but not actually becoming who I want to be. I am closer to what I want, but it will forever and ever be so, so far out of reach. I cannot ever become a man. I will never in my life get to be a man.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This is Zack, or known by her TikTok "zackthephoenix". She's a Christfag and an anti-war advocate who supports Palestine. Nothing unusual there, except for the part where she self immolated for Palestine near a gas station where almost no one saw her, and survived.

Spoiler: I have no words for this.

Spoiler: She tells the story

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7436562494497230122

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Spoiler: Oops, ruined my life for nothing. Also hating Jews is mean.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

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This is Zack, or known by her TikTok "zackthephoenix". She's a Christfag and an anti-war advocate who supports Palestine. Nothing unusual there, except for the part where she self immolated for Palestine near a gas station where almost no one saw her, and survived.

Spoiler: I have no words for this.

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Spoiler: She tells the story

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https://www.tiktok.com/video/7436562494497230122

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You're telling me "Zackthephoenix" survived burning herself alive? God is so fucking funny dude.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

An update from "Selfcentred-Deer" (the weirdo pooner who likes standing as if she is a video game character waiting to walk): more comments from the post I made about her. Her own comments shed a very unflattering light on her.

"Red Rufio" in the second cap has been discussed here before. She is pretty awful herself.

Megathread Post in thread 'Non-binary genders / Enbies'

Jan 2, 2025

Another one:

So I intend to get top surgery within the next year or so and by the time I do my child will be 5. Does anyone have good advice on an age appropriate way to explain why "mommy" is having this surgery? I'm not so much worried about the concept of gender, more the scary-ness of seeing a parent going into an operating room. I had an operation earlier this year and even though I was upbeat and positive about it my child was very anxious and afraid for me. They also had a hard time with my recovering at home because I was in bed all the time and they didn't...

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No gas left to light with: an FTM's mother was proudly showcasing cute kitties to a classmate who already suspected something was amiss; though she tried to intervene, there still lingers the fear that the classmate knows far more than she should.

This whole scenario sounds like some cutesy farce plot out of a book or show aimed at 12 year olds. I have serious doubts that any of it ever happened.

 

[Mellorine]

There's a lot of schlick fic out there about The Ghoul from the Fallout tv show, so she may have managed to increase her sexual market value amongst the fujoshi-to-"male" set.