Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Teenage Reddit pooner's grandmother isn't sure about this whole "transgender" thing and gives her granddaughter the wrong color towel.
Has she considered that the towel is for Asher, or Alexis, seeing as she posts on r/DID_OSDD and claims to have it? Or are all her OCs also pooners? That's weird, fakers usually have some gender variety in their I-feel-different-today-it-must-be-split-personality-catalogue.
 
What she actually means, of course, is that 99% of the people around her are either true-believers, or browbeaten and scared of social or professional consequences for calling her what she obviously is.
All of that is true, plus I think there's another factor: Pooners don't differentiate between "man" and "TransMan", so when people clearly recognise her as a Pooner, she counts that as "Recognised As A Man".
 
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How dare straight women have normal hetero sex! At least the comments in the thread are calling her out on being retarded, in their own poonery way. (Also, another example of how these neurotics expect other people to just read their mind. "You're just supposed to know I want you to understand without me telling you that my gay man LARP is so committed that I don't use my actual genitals for sexual purposes, dumb nurse!")
Given the number of pooners who are just calling themselves men as a cheat code for fucking gay dudes, and the number of “Men can have vaginas too, MOM!” pooners, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume she’s using hers.
 
That's par for the course for Reddit.

And so is this. No clue what kind of look this pooner from r/FTMFeminity is going for.

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It's either some Norwegian black metal band, or it's the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. A nun-themed drag group that has a lot of paedos among its members.
 
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I mean, why would anyone be a vocal advocate for deviancy without either seeking validation from sexual deviants or being one themselves?
Encouraging other people to do crazy or disgusting stuff you’d never do yourself in a million years is rampant these days. It’s done for status and to appear edgy and progressive. Or to live vicariously through the suckers and/or to manipulate them just for the lulz and tingles.

In the dark ages before online life you had to be careful who you did it to and not to be found out. But online? Easy peasy. Little to no risk.
 
Every time I come to this thread I see horrors beyond imagination. Lovecraft would have laughed this shit off as being as unrealistic.
"Nobody is going to slice a chunk of thigh meat out and sew it into a flesh log over a closed up vagina."
But he would be wrong.
I gotta get back to grilling as we men all do constantly to affirm my own gender and off this hellscape
 
I gotta get back to grilling as we men all do constantly to affirm my own gender and off this hellscape
You... stopped grilling?
You have been reported to the Man Counsel, you have 48 hours to show up to Man Court. Failure to do so will ban you from opening all pickle jars until further notice.
 
Pooners are lunatics but their behavior stems from normalish female patterns
I think this is a point that's lost on many people i.e. pretty much all sexual perversion is a corruption of normal sexual desires. A literal perversion. The point being that it doesn't just arise spontaneously from the ether, nor does it fall from outer space. These are deeply flawed, deeply human behaviours.
 
I think this is a point that's lost on many people i.e. pretty much all sexual perversion is a corruption of normal sexual desires. A literal perversion. The point being that it doesn't just arise spontaneously from the ether, nor does it fall from outer space. These are deeply flawed, deeply human behaviours.
The other day I saw someone say "a fetish isn't inherently sexual". We're so far into normalizing sex and degeneracy I can sort of understand why literal minors look at hentai womb brand tattoos and go "Omg so cute desu"
 
The other day I saw someone say "a fetish isn't inherently sexual". We're so far into normalizing sex and degeneracy I can sort of understand why literal minors look at hentai womb brand tattoos and go "Omg so cute desu"
Reminds me of Guillaume "Sophie" Labelle' getting caught drawing diaperfur porn and saying in his big apology statement "I have a non-sexual fetish".
 
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