Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[FinnSven]

Bragging about your big tits when you're morbidly obese is the female equivalent of the fat fuck who says "but I'm strong!". She got grandma flappy tits.

How many of these fat fucks are even strong?

They might be able to push with their bulk, but it’s not like the champion powerlifters of the world are obese saggy fuckers.

I disagree that pooners pass better than trannies, even the manliest looking ones fall apart when taking a picture right next to a real man, or a doorknob, anything that reveals their height.

They pass better with their scraggly pube beards.

It’s not convincing up close and easily seen through, but beard automatically reads male to most people.

 

[cybertoaster]

How many of these fat fucks are even strong?

They might be able to push with their bulk, but it’s not like the champion powerlifters of the world are obese saggy fuckers.

That's what I was saying, its all BS and cope.

They pass better with their scraggly pube beards.

Adopting the neckbeard look sort of helps but then they talk and that froggy voice convinces no one.

 

[Pizza Time]

I heard someone say the other day that Cavetown has transitioned into a ginger Kurtis Conner and now I can't unsee it.

 

[beautiful person]

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This is Zack, or known by her TikTok "zackthephoenix". She's a Christfag and an anti-war advocate who supports Palestine. Nothing unusual there, except for the part where she self immolated for Palestine near a gas station where almost no one saw her, and survived.

Spoiler: I have no words for this.

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Spoiler: She tells the story

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https://www.tiktok.com/video/7436562494497230122

archive of tiktok

Spoiler: Oops, ruined my life for nothing. Also hating Jews is mean.

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I appreciate how when she burned away her flesh, she also burned away her male haircut and pooner facial fuzz, and left behind an explicitly female bone structure. Before this, I didn't realize that burn victims could be so easily sexed just based on a selfie.

I disagree that pooners pass better than trannies, even the manliest looking ones fall apart when taking a picture right next to a real man, or a doorknob, anything that reveals their height. Seen some short twinks going tranny but so far have anyone here seen a tall girl going pooner? is like only the shortest chicks around do this. Then there's the talk, even the pooners that manage to fake a male voice betray themselves with their girly mannerisms, I seen tomboys act more manly than most pooners do.

I've been able to clock at least half a dozen pooners irl almost immediately. Usually it's just based on pooner frog voice, because I try not to stare at people or do obvious double-takes, but on the occasions that I do get a good look, they're also pretty visually obvious based on their heights, skeletal structures, overall body proportions, and their soft facial bone structures (like the unfortunate self-burn victim above). The PCOS-pattern facial fuzz is also a good tell. Pooners aren't as obvious as troons, but only because troons are so obvious. Most pooners give at the very least a sense of something being "off," even to people who aren't in-the-know.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I appreciate how when she burned away her flesh, she also burned away her male haircut and pooner facial fuzz, and left behind an explicitly female bone structure. Before this, I didn't realize that burn victims could be so easily sexed just based on a selfie.

I'm glad she did this. Before finding out this girl set herself on fire, I had no idea there was a war between Israel and Palestine. Now that I'm aware of that fact, I don't care in the slightest. Thanks anyway, Fallout ghoul.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Saw a pooner clerk at the discount store, dyejob-and-multiple piercings subspecies.

Her nametag said "Arsyn," and the coworker thanking her for opening a lane pronounced it like the felony.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I've been able to clock at least half a dozen pooners irl almost immediately.

TBH, I've been surprised at how much I subconsciously clock sex and don't even think about it. I saw a Pooner once from behind and didn't realise she was one until she turned around and saw the unnaturally flat chest and pube beard. I just thought she was a butch lesbian from behind (well, she probably was).

 

[Mad_Dog]

Saw a pooner clerk at the discount store, dyejob-and-multiple piercings subspecies.

Her nametag said "Arsyn," and the coworker thanking her for opening a lane pronounced it like the felony.

I think I'll name my daughter Jennycey'd

 

[Ed Special]

Saw a pooner clerk at the discount store, dyejob-and-multiple piercings subspecies.

Her nametag said "Arsyn," and the coworker thanking her for opening a lane pronounced it like the felony.

Did you know that the majority of pyromaniacs are schizophrenic? I reckon it's the same for pooners.

 

[HG Wells]

lil pooner says she’s going to go full columbine shooter if she hears anyone talk about female bodily functions.

Sounds like a terroristic threat if you ask me

 

[Hepativore]

So, breaking news...one of my cousins is pooning-out in her early-40s. I am not sure how far she plans on going as I have not seen her in years as she lives on the opposite end of the country, but she was always one of those "look at me being quirky and intentionally-abrasive" types i.e. the classic "not-like-other-girls". She has started HRT but I am not sure if she is also going to get herself hacked up in the near future as well.

When I heard about her turning to the poon-side I was like "Oh, of COURSE she is" as that is the in thing now for girls and women to establish their token "nonconformity". I could not stop laughing my ass off for nearly five minutes straight and my father could not figure out what was so funny after he told me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think I'll name my daughter Jennycey'd

Pooner twins could change their names to Aydin and Abettyn.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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I don't think that was a pooner, Fren. That sounds more like a frustrated troon.

Troons and pooners should take heart though! That "biological printed technology" is just around the corner! Just feed meat pellets into one end and the machine will print you up a perfect dick or vag in no time.

 

[HG Wells]

You’re right. I went full retard and read that wrong. Apologies

 

[cybertoaster]

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What the fuck is she talking about?

she was always one of those "look at me being quirky and intentionally-abrasive" types i.e. the classic "not-like-other-girls".

Was she hot tho? like 20 years ago I mean.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

This one is just sad

 

[Hepativore]

Was she hot tho? like 20 years ago I mean.

No, she always had a very thin, half-starved look about her and had poor posture.

She was always autistic about food and drank a lot.

 

[Uzumaki]

This one is just sad

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Your doctor doesn’t want a dolly.

 

[Mad_Dog]

This one is just sad

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"Aw, that's adorable"
*throws it in the trash*

 

[Pesadilla]

This one is just sad

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Instead of putting the skills to meaningfull use - like for a possible children she could've had being just a normal woman - the girlie does all this lunacy.