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[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He says he’s 15…
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There's something severely wrong that a 15-yo knows the sexual version of "masochist."

Kids are not equipped for these things.

It's so grim.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

There's something severely wrong that a 15-yo knows the sexual version of "masochist."

Kids are not equipped for these things.

It's so grim.

This kid needs some meds and a therapist. I don't think it's surprising he knows about BDSM. Some of my peers knew about it when I was near that age, and the average porn viewer's age is 7.

Edit: Ok I was wrong. Not sure where I read that. A 15-yo looking up bsdm seems par for the course to me.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This kid needs some meds and a therapist. I don't think it's surprising he knows about BDSM. Some of my peers knew about it when I was near that age, and the average porn viewer's age is 7.

He clearly needs a lot of things, therapy among them. Intensive reprogramming/ detox and intensive, extended therapy.

I don't think the "average" porn viewer's age is 7. Or that the average age of porn viewers is 7. Do you have a cite?

And I don't doubt that some kids know of these things; my point is that it is fucked up that they do.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

I don't think the "average" porn viewer's age is 7. Or that the average age of porn viewers is 7. Do you have a cite?

I think what was meant was that the average age for first porn viewing was seven, but that isn't accurate either. Sperg that I am, I started poking around to find out what the average first age of porn viewing is, and what I'm seeing is that the average first viewing is 11 to 13, depending on the study.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I think what was meant was that the average age for first porn viewing was seven, but that isn't accurate either. Sperg that I am, I started poking around to find out what the average first age of porn viewing is, and what I'm seeing is that the average first viewing is 11 to 13, depending on the study.

Okay, not sure where I got that. Edited accordingly. Maybe I misread something.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

He’s clearly some kind of fucked up though, so he’s right about that part.

Gifted kids are just like this once they hit high school, tbh. Tryhard Personality Disorder.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This one is somewhat self-aware, but refuses to give up the coom

 

[Audit]

Gifted kids are just like this once they hit high school, tbh. Tryhard Personality Disorder.

90/10 odds is just some edgy teen dealing with severe parental neglect and a near total absence of irl socialization. Knows something is wrong in life but they're unable to do anything about it. A wise man would send said kid to bootcamp and let a drill sergeant straighten him out. Now, I think they just prescribe antipsychotics or troon them out.

This one is somewhat self-aware, but refuses to give up the coom

Fujoshi to pooner pipeline example #4326.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This one is somewhat self-aware, but refuses to give up the coom

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The handwringing is so womany. Meanwhile AGPs are like "where all the lesbians at?"

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Rapist and her friends:

This took forever, bitches be typinggg.

Spoiler

“It’s not on US to disclose, THEY should disclose they’re transphobic first, also yes I support policies on dating apps that ban trans exclusion, and yes I also threw a tantrum during the superstraight/supergay thing, why do you ask?”

Well-deserved beatdown, you fuckin’ rapist.

Not Her Business

This was almost a decent comment until they blamed both of them for not communicating better.

Finally goddamn

They point out the hypocrisy that so many trans men want real men themselves

On one hand a dark room is nasty as fuck and you kinda get what you deserve, on the other hand, if it’s assumed to be an all-male party, those men didn’t consent to accidental pregnancies, and the babies don’t deserve parents like that, either.

Based Terf Island strikes again

Thank Christ MTFs don’t pass, they’d be raping dudes all day every day.

 

[countrybumpkin]

Remember awful TV critic turned troon Todd VanDerWerff (aka Emily St. James)? People magazine did a profile of him and his wife.

"Right Before Couple Starts IVF, Spouse Comes Out as Trans. 7 Years Later, They're Raising a Family"

 

[idk123456789]

Rapist and her friends:
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This took forever, bitches be typinggg.

Spoiler

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“It’s not on US to disclose, THEY should disclose they’re transphobic first, also yes I support policies on dating apps that ban trans exclusion, and yes I also threw a tantrum during the superstraight/supergay thing, why do you ask?”
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Well-deserved beatdown, you fuckin’ rapist.
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Not Her Business
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This was almost a decent comment until they blamed both of them for not communicating better.
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Finally goddamn
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They point out the hypocrisy that so many trans men want real men themselves
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On one hand a dark room is nasty as fuck and you kinda get what you deserve, on the other hand, if it’s assumed to be an all-male party, those men didn’t consent to accidental pregnancies, and the babies don’t deserve parents like that, either.
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Based Terf Island strikes again
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Thank Christ MTFs don’t pass, they’d be raping dudes all day every day.

She probably thinks she's a real boy now after committing her first rape

 

[Ed Special]

Remember awful TV critic turned troon Todd VanDerWerff (aka Emily St. James)? People magazine did a profile of him and his wife.

"Right Before Couple Starts IVF, Spouse Comes Out as Trans. 7 Years Later, They're Raising a Family"

I love how the woman's such a dysgenic freak that not only they had to specify which one was the troon, but I had to actually LOOK at the caption to know.

 

[HG Wells]

This one hit me right in the feels

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Rapist and her friends:
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This took forever, bitches be typinggg.

Spoiler

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“It’s not on US to disclose, THEY should disclose they’re transphobic first, also yes I support policies on dating apps that ban trans exclusion, and yes I also threw a tantrum during the superstraight/supergay thing, why do you ask?”
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Well-deserved beatdown, you fuckin’ rapist.
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Not Her Business
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This was almost a decent comment until they blamed both of them for not communicating better.
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Finally goddamn
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They point out the hypocrisy that so many trans men want real men themselves
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On one hand a dark room is nasty as fuck and you kinda get what you deserve, on the other hand, if it’s assumed to be an all-male party, those men didn’t consent to accidental pregnancies, and the babies don’t deserve parents like that, either.
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Based Terf Island strikes again
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Thank Christ MTFs don’t pass, they’d be raping dudes all day every day.

 

[Jacques1194]

Pooner goes on a rant about how if you think trans men can't be lesbians that you're a TERF. She also goes on to say that actual queer people understand gender and sexuality on levels that "cis" people probably don't yet

I’ve expressed to people in the past that trans doesn’t make any sense, is an inconsistent ideology, etc. The response to this (when it isn’t blind rage) is often condescending assurance that because I’m “cis”, of course it doesn’t make sense to me. This is one thing I can't stand about this community. They get off on authority and the perception that they are experts, along with snidely lecturing others and making them feel stupid. Its the sheer narcissism in thinking they have all the answers and have super unique brains that can understand gender and we're all a bunch of idiots who haven't understand it yet.

 

[Banana Bread]

I’ve expressed to people in the past that trans doesn’t make any sense, is an inconsistent ideology, etc. The response to this (when it isn’t blind rage) is often condescending assurance that because I’m “cis”, of course it doesn’t make sense to me. This is one thing I can't stand about this community. They get off on authority and the perception that they are experts, along with snidely lecturing others and making them feel stupid. Its the sheer narcissism in thinking they have all the answers and have super unique brains that can understand gender and we're all a bunch of idiots who haven't understand it yet.

1) "transmasc lesbians" is one of the things I have never understood from them, it genuinely make zero sense, wouldn't it be transphobic? After all, why do they want the "lesbian" label as a pooner when they could just say they're "straight"? Do they just want to be treated like their idealized man while still avoiding anything they deem "toxic masculinity" and I guess calling yourself "straight" as a man is that?? Genuinely baffles me, or I'm a retard and didn't get it (I didn't read up on their arguments for "transmasc lesbians" as I deem it a waste of time)
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2) Why are you even bothering to make any logical, rational argument against something that looks like this? There is nothing good to come out of it and you certainly can't convince this specimen lmao

 

[Slaughtercel]

Pooner goes on a rant about how if you think trans men can't be lesbians that you're a TERF. She also goes on to say that actual queer people understand gender and sexuality on levels that "cis" people probably don't yet

It's funny how TERFS are actually the ones who believe trans men CAN be lesbians because they are biologically female. The enemy is closer than you think.

 

[Mad_Dog]

This one hit me right in the feels
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What a waste

 

[Feels Badman]

This one hit me right in the feels
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Her username is female_to_malding lmao

I just don't get why pretty girls poon out. I get why the fat ugly ones do it, because they're going to look gross no matter what. But for the conventionally beautiful ones, isn't there a small part of their brain that says "well, I look great now, and nobody will ever buy a man with 36-inch hips and doe eyes"? Men certainly don't want a bearded lady, and lesbians would prefer her how she was before. I truly don't understand it.