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Less Nasty Old Person said:
Sunscreen fucking sucks. It's either laden with skin irritating mystery chemicals or safe but pasty with a greasy white base that looks like geisha makeup and makes even old lady skin break out in zits. The formula for the chemical stuff keeps evolving as each new miracle chemical is found to be worse for you than the fucking skin cancer. The zinc oxide stuff is harmless but nasty.

If you're allergic to aspirin, that is why regular sunscreen makes your skin feel like it's burning, because #currentyear mystery chemical is salicylates which WILL cross react at recommended SPF levels. Even most hypoallergenic brands have salicylates. Constant inflammation is arguably as bad for you as UV exposure.

If you're white and burn in the sun, do what the world's brown people do, and cover the fuck up. Long sleeves / pants / skirts / big hats / umbrellas keep the browns from getting darker than they already are because light skin is "better" than dark skin. And you know what? Every damn one of them has younger looking skin than you do no matter what age.

These fucking whiboi pooners are too stupid to figure that out.
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I disagree about chemicals in sunscreen being worse than cancer (Google advanced melanoma and scalp, nasty business) but I have sensitive skin and eyes so finding a nice sunscreen is a bitch for me (I suspect I also have a sensitivity to sneaky butyloctyl salicylate) so I still appreciate your sperg. Staying out of the sun during peak hours and wearing clothes that provide UPF is a good option. Dark skin has built-in protection with melanin, so it’s not just the clothes.

These girls rarely go outside so they have nothing to worry about, I doubt they’re doing any roofing or yard-work or truck-driving.
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H.P. FuckYou said:
Why the fuck does this rowley jefferson looking-ass jew have five different ads placed on a barley seven minute video
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Corpos don't care about their ads being put next to trans shit, and pooners are still women and women make 80% of impulse buyers so of course it makes sense to shove ads down their throats.
Amber the Hedgehog said:
It's seriously so baffling that these girls don't seem to realize that gay men are men
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While most pooners were mid women they were still surrounded by men who wanted to bang them so they assume that if they become men its gonna be the same situation but they are no longer women so its okay to get railed by a hundred guys at a gay orgy and not dangerous at all (pooner logic, don't even bother) so they simply assume that since thirsty straight men dying for a crumb of coochie would orbit them 24/7 gay guys are gonna be ecstatic about banging a pink smelly midget with a vagina, because gay men love vaginas right?
Internet Wizard said:
It reminds me of that one pooner cosplayer that gloated abt how well they pulled off looking like Alucard... like duh, you're basically there already
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I don't remember alucard being 5ft and smelling like tuna.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
This pooner thinks mental illnesses are Pokemon, gotta catch em all!

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I had to look up what "pro-contact" even meant but Jesus Christ what a weird way to signal you don't want pedophiles following you.

I guess they really *do* have to announce that given the online communities they chose to be in though.
 
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Magic Pickle said:
William Faelan Howlett. Dude, you chose a name that sounds like the brooding love interest from a cheesy, smutty paperback. How is this remotely surprising to you? Any real guy with the middle name Faelan would have the shit knocked out of him on a daily basis from kindergarten to the end of high school.
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
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Modern day Moon Moon.
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Her last name, Howlett, is almost certainly a reference to Wolverine's name in his origin mini-series, James Howlett. So she has a werewolf fetish.

William is probably a reference to something, too. I was thinking William and the Werewolf, but troons and poons rarely engage with classical literature that hasn't been filtered through video games or YA books to them.
 
OK, Kiwis, I need your help determining whether or not this is a pooner or just a morbidly obese fag/gender blob. She honestly looks like PPP.

I was at the Wisconsin State Fair today and every year, this group called the Kids from Wisconsin performs a show choir revue. Kids 15-20 are chosen every year from all across the state. The showcase was phenomenal but one pooner was such an eyesore. She stood out instantly from her bio, conspicuously using "they/them" pronouns. Then she got on stage and could barely do the dances because of how fat she was. She had boobs that could be man boobs but I've seen really fat girls with titties like that. Her hips seemed wider than her shoulders.
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But the real confounding factor was that her voice didn't sound like a frog voice. Here's a video of her singing:


So, what's your verdict?
 
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"Is there something wrong with my looks?" .......you even have to ask?
"I'm getting my nipples pierced in the fall, hope this gives me some gay cred." :story:

Imagine being rejected by someone who uses the Sniffles app.
 
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