The Pufferton Thread!

If you want Boldy Spicy I could help by splitting the load on the puff puffs. I wouldn't demand any of your tips or anything. I dunno if you want to make them super personalized but I could try my best to replicate your style. I draw pretty damn fast too.
Good idea. I could join in too if she'd like.
 
She can become like one of the Dutch Masters, and teach students how to pump out pufferfish!

Centuries from now, people will argue about whether they have an original.

Christie's will make out like bandits.
I know I'm looking forward to the unveiling of that Dutch classic "The Night Puffs".
 
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OH MY GOD OKAY I'M FINALLY GETTING BACK IN MY GROOVE
or maybe it's another manic episode but I DON'T CARE
I'M GONNA HARNESS IT &
& STUFF
ALSO FUCK WORK I DON'T NEED SLEEP FOR WORK
wait what was I doing

OH YEAH FISH
once again, let me know if you need them resized because consistency what's that about

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"Nagae Bee" the oarfish puffer for @autisticdragonkin

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"Blake Bella Bee" (who is mad that her bow keeps slipping) for @Blake Bumbleby
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FUCKING @Jaimas YOURS TOOK LIKE TWO HOURS & IS ALSO HUGE & I DON'T KNOW WHY
but anyway have your ominous "Hunter Bee"
& hook me up with some frenzy-inducing drugs I need them for draws

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"Knight Catster Dee" for @MasterDisaster

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"Tim the Enchanter Bee" for @ForTheHoard

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& I also tweaked "Pip Bee/Vault Bee" for @BlueArmedDevil because it was bothering me.

I also wanted to thank everyone for bearing with me, it's been a rough week. Between the insanely low-paying temp job & body chemistry & medications refusing to play nicely & housemate drama & other shit, I just got a bit overwhelmed. So apologies for both taking too long & not responding to people directly.
& thank you to @Chandler Cats for being my mom (though you don't need to browbeat kiwis for me :P ), & to @Bugaboo & @Scratch This Nut for your kind offers. As I told Phil @Bugaboo , while I appreciate the sentiment, I want to fulfill the promises I made myself, you know? I just wouldn't feel right otherwise.

also @Jaimas I don't think anyone other than you, @Smutley , @Dork Of Ages , @Cynical , @Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. & a few others remember those reviews of Homesick & Demon's Forge & no one needs to do anything nice for me jeez
plus remember when I killed the Chloe Sagal thread by being nice to Rani
I still feel really bad about that


The fact that these little shits are so popular makes me happier than anything, really.
 
OH MY GOD OKAY I'M FINALLY GETTING BACK IN MY GROOVE
or maybe it's another manic episode but I DON'T CARE
I'M GONNA HARNESS IT &
& STUFF
ALSO FUCK WORK I DON'T NEED SLEEP FOR WORK
wait what was I doing

OH YEAH FISH
once again, let me know if you need them resized because consistency what's that about

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"Nagae Bee" the oarfish puffer for @autisticdragonkin

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"Blake Bella Bee" (who is mad that her bow keeps slipping) for @Blake Bumbleby
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FUCKING @Jaimas YOURS TOOK LIKE TWO HOURS & IS ALSO HUGE & I DON'T KNOW WHY
but anyway have your ominous "Hunter Bee"
& hook me up with some frenzy-inducing drugs I need them for draws

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"Knight Catster Dee" for @MasterDisaster

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"Tim the Enchanter Bee" for @ForTheHoard

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& I also tweaked "Pip Bee/Vault Bee" for @BlueArmedDevil because it was bothering me.

I also wanted to thank everyone for bearing with me, it's been a rough week. Between the insanely low-paying temp job & body chemistry & medications refusing to play nicely & housemate drama & other shit, I just got a bit overwhelmed. So apologies for both taking too long & not responding to people directly.
& thank you to @Chandler Cats for being my mom (though you don't need to browbeat kiwis for me :P ), & to @Bugaboo & @Scratch This Nut for your kind offers. As I told Phil @Bugaboo , while I appreciate the sentiment, I want to fulfill the promises I made myself, you know? I just wouldn't feel right otherwise.

also @Jaimas I don't think anyone other than you, @Smutley , @Dork Of Ages , @Cynical , @Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. & a few others remember those reviews of Homesick & Demon's Forge & no one needs to do anything nice for me jeez
plus remember when I killed the Chloe Sagal thread by being nice to Rani
I still feel really bad about that


The fact that these little shits are so popular makes me happier than anything, really.

That thread kind of died because she normalized, @BOLDYSPICY!, you had precious little to do with that. As for the drugs, well....

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You fucking earned this one. That avatar is great and I will use it with pride. I'm also going to totes throw you some Skeleton Shekels later, and you can't fucking stop me. Don't spook them all in one place. You gotta save them in the ghost bank.
 
I hope I didn't come off as brow beating my fellow kiwis, but part of me thinks that you had to endure the Pufferton origin through the Shaner thread to truly qualify for a true and honest Puffy. It's like a badge of honor. Plus, dropping something in the tip jar is good manners and as the duly appointed Kiwi Mom I will tend to do those embarrassing "parent" things from time to time to make sure my wee kiwis are looked after and Boldys held under mommy's wing. Her Puffys give us joy and have created a new community and should be appreciated and held dear by all who you have honored with them. Kiwis who have be entrusted with a Pufferton ... Make him soar. He is a gift of love, again, no brow beating was intended, if you would like to contribute but can't, pm me, I'm fairly sure I have something in the Pufferton fund and no one would want you to feel you weren't entitled to a Puffy because you wanted to contribute to the tip jar but couldn't. PM me, tell me an amount (strictly confidential) and I'll see that the Kiwi Mom makes it happen. Boldy charges nothing for her Puffys, but if youd like to make a donation but lack funds, drop me a line, I am happy to make it right. Puffys are special and so is their girl. Happy to help ... Totally for real. No brow beating intended , just anhonest wage for an honest day's work, so much more awesomeso that the tyranny craft time medallions and a whole sight fucking cuter. Message me, I'll be at the end of my dock, staring at Daisy's green light ...
 
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And then, as now, Shaner will be convinced we're all the same person.

The internet is just a series of tubes and we all know what else is a series of tubes. Subways! Subways are trains so the entire internet is run by the railroad. Specifically the ones Shaner's been banned from!

Anyway, I'm not ashamed to admit I check this thread almost every day to see if there's a new bee posted. :P
 
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