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Wierdest thing you've fucked?
A: My ex, she was a pathological liar who would make up insane unbelievable stories about her past, then get hysterical if I questioned further, we didnt last long. She was into crystals and all that gay shit, she put a crystal grid under my bed without my knowledge and I only found it a few weeks after we broke up. Its just a bunch of crystals in some geometric pattern, cant believe she spent all her money on that shit, she was the definition of weird.

Q: If you had to choose 1 lolcow to watch in real life for a month, who would it be?
 
A: Like, to tardwrangle? Probably Boogie2988. I'd probably end up with a few bruises from trying to withhold food from him and get him to exercise, and he's totally the kind of person who'd smack me while I'm not looking and say he almost tripped or something. But whatever, the amount of fury I'd get from telling him "no sweets while I'm here" would be priceless.

Q: Look right in front of you, either at your desk, behind your phone, by your laptop or whatever. What's the closest thing to your dominant hand? (besides your keyboard/mouse/phone/whatever you're using to control your thing)
 
A: Like, to tardwrangle? Probably Boogie2988. I'd probably end up with a few bruises from trying to withhold food from him and get him to exercise, and he's totally the kind of person who'd smack me while I'm not looking and say he almost tripped or something. But whatever, the amount of fury I'd get from telling him "no sweets while I'm here" would be priceless.

Q: Look right in front of you, either at your desk, behind your phone, by your laptop or whatever. What's the closest thing to your dominant hand? (besides your keyboard/mouse/phone/whatever you're using to control your thing)

A glass of ice water

What was the best thing that happened to you in 2019?
 
What was the best thing that happened to you in 2019?
A: I won some money in a sweepstake and some more from a Poker machine. Nothing else really sticks out for me besides that.

Q: Least favourite thread?
 
A: I won some money in a sweepstake and some more from a Poker machine. Nothing else really sticks out for me besides that.

Q: Least favourite thread?
Unpopular opinion, almost any thread outside of the off-topic section. The only lolcows that interest me besides chris-chan were more flash in the pan. I couldnt possibly be fucked to care what amberwhatever did or said the other day, that sorta shit has 0 staying-power in my head. I'm either here for casual conversation or catastrophe
 
A: I won some money in a sweepstake and some more from a Poker machine. Nothing else really sticks out for me besides that.

Q: Least favourite thread?

I tend to stay away from the giant SJW thread in Community Watch since I live in one of the ground zero breeding ground cities for SJWs already and I don't want to get all Mad On The Internet over those losers.

Who (if any) are your favorite stand up comedians?
 
A: I like Dave Chappelle, im not really a big fan of stand up comedians but he makes me laugh where others dont. I also like Bill Bur, he comes second

Q: What is a book youd love to see made into a movie?
 
A: Murakami's Kafka on the Shore. Not because the book is any good, but because it is fucked up and I imagine it will get even more fucked-up with visuals. The casting will probably raise a stink in the troon community too.

Q: Black ink or blue ink?
 
A: Either work fine for me, though I prefer blue ink, since I use it more frequently.

Q: What`s the dumbest thing you`ve ever spent your money on?
 
A: Either work fine for me, though I prefer blue ink, since I use it more frequently.

Q: What`s the dumbest thing you`ve ever spent your money on?
A: Ooooo thats a good one, respect. I once baught a really small drone for the sole purpose of flying it into my friends at a party. It broke immediately on the first dive bomb, I was extremely upset.

Q: What is/was your favourite party drug?
 
A: Ooooo thats a good one, respect. I once baught a really small drone for the sole purpose of flying it into my friends at a party. It broke immediately on the first dive bomb, I was extremely upset.

Q: What is/was your favourite party drug?

I'm pretty vanilla. I'll puff on a joint or do a few bong hits, but weed is basically as far as I'll go "drug" wise.

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage/cocktail?
 
A; For straight booze, I love Saint Germain or Chambord. For cocktails, anything decently citrusy or sweet, like a sidecar or screwdriver; although I do like a moscow mule or white russian on occasion.

Q: If they could make a version of any animal into a housepet (easy to get vet care, housebroken, possibly miniaturized if needed, not extinct/endangered, etc), what odd animal would you get?
 
A; For straight booze, I love Saint Germain or Chambord. For cocktails, anything decently citrusy or sweet, like a sidecar or screwdriver; although I do like a moscow mule or white russian on occasion.

Q: If they could make a version of any animal into a housepet (easy to get vet care, housebroken, possibly miniaturized if needed, not extinct/endangered, etc), what odd animal would you get?
A: Id get a mini rhino

Q: Whats your favourite movie genre?
 
A: Dark comedies

Q: What's something silly you got in trouble for in elementary school?
A: Don't give a shit

Q: Giving my friend a high five, and drawing a picture of this little eraser character he had with his name on it. The teacher got this idea in his head that I was negatively influencing him. Looking back that teacher was a fucking nutjob. Hated him and still do.
 
A: I spray-painted my hair

Q: Best superpower?

A: Teleportation. Being able to instantly travel to any location on the planet in an instant would be awesome.

Q: If you were given the option to go back in time and relive most of your life with all the knowledge and information you have now, would you do it?
 
A: Teleportation. Being able to instantly travel to any location on the planet in an instant would be awesome.

Q: If you were given the option to go back in time and relive most of your life with all the knowledge and information you have now, would you do it?
A: Yes. I've had this thought many times, I have a lot of regrets, and I've done and said a lot of dumb things, I'd love to change it all, but I've accepted you can't change the past and living in it is pointless, the future is now!

Q: Favorite song?
 
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