The Q-Assed Thread

[hm yeah]

I wonder if this'll get merged into anything. IDK, we'll see.

Post lazy thoughts, lazy scribbles, lazy outlines, lazy whatevers that you can't be assed to put 3/4 more of your ass into. Even rough, vague ideas like "hey what if I wrote a story? Here's the kind of story I'd write" or "hey what if I composed a song? Here's a recording of me plunking on a piano for a minute", or scrawlings of some foggy picture in your head, whatever.

'Cause why crap up a perfectly good art thread?

 

[spaps]

lol guiz what if chris waz a foot lel
Oh wait, wrong thread.

 

[hm yeah]

whatevz

if I crank out Pixyteri fanart I'll probably portray her with a Gruntilda face, green skin, and a kissy elephant trunk.

also i don't care about proportions today.

 

[Saney]

I have a great idea for a movie: The Sharkest Hour. Something, something, something, killer sharks. Now pay me.

 

[EI 903]

I have a great idea for a movie: The Sharkest Hour. Something, something, something, killer sharks. Now pay me.

Make the movie run along in real time as a gimmick. Underwater tunnels so it's somewhat like The Descent. Make it 3-D. Get someone famous-ish but not expensive to flash her tits for a scene (someone like Amber Heard, or the second blonde chick on Big Bang Theory). Pick up a slumming or past his prime big name to sleep his way through his parts (Kurt Russell, Christopher Walken, etc.). Then just sit back and watch the cash from your pile of shit movie roll in.

 

[Pikonic]

I wanna make various dried meats and open "The Jerk Store"
Business plan someday

 

[Saney]

I have a great idea for a movie: The Sharkest Hour. Something, something, something, killer sharks. Now pay me.

Make the movie run along in real time as a gimmick. Underwater tunnels so it's somewhat like The Descent. Make it 3-D. Get someone famous-ish but not expensive to flash her tits for a scene (someone like Amber Heard, or the second blonde chick on Big Bang Theory). Pick up a slumming or past his prime big name to sleep his way through his parts (Kurt Russell, Christopher Walken, etc.). Then just sit back and watch the cash from your pile of shit movie roll in.

Kurt Russell and Christopher Walken are past their prime? Sir, I am offended! I was going to share my future wealth with the forum, but now you've just ruined it! No wealth for you!

 

[EI 903]

Kurt Russell and Christopher Walken are past their prime? Sir, I am offended! I was going to share my future wealth with the forum, but now you've just ruined it! No wealth for you!

Russell's Snake days are long since past. Walken will be awesome forever, but has Samuel L. Jackson syndrome (he'll take any script thrown at him- look at Gigli. No, don't look at it; just trust me).

Also, I'm a history major who is an aspiring writer. Wealth is something I gave up on years ago.