Lisbon day one
"Damn those hot chix, better than america!"
Pig grunting trying to run down the hills of lisbon with his hooves, smoking cigars.
Pig claiming he has dirt on Alice, cannot deny rape accusations
Ralph: "PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ME PUT AWAY. IT'S NOT A GAME." => Ralph against the world.
Ralph: Spouting some bullshit about how if he revealed it, he would benefit, but he doesn't because...
it plays into a game of escalation.
Ralph: "I have copious records... and have never been fearful for one second... for that reason."
Ralph - pointing camera at landmark - "It's called we do a little collecting."
Ralph: responding to 3$ dono saying nobody talked about alice: "Shut up idiot!"
Ralph: "I don't give people I don't like money... the concept if foreign to me. Not even one dollar!"
Ralph: "Although I did send gator that one dollar... and I didn't like that!"
Ralph: at landmark of man on horse in lisbon, "Man's dripping up on that horse!" lol it's ralph riding Meigh
Ralph: "...plus I don't really want to drink beer... I dunno."
Ralph: "This is europe, definitely europe. *COUGH COUGH* definitely Portugal."
Ralph: "I have my mobile setup, brought the mobile mic. Lot more people here than there were in january, for sure."
R: in response to superchat "I don' giv a fuck. Keep giving me money and I will buy a hermes bag. HEHEHEHEHE. Keep giving me money. HEHEHEHEHE."
R: in response "You'd be the king a-lawg if you paid me to buy a purse. I made ra-ra-ralph buy a purse!"
R: "Naw, I'm not renting a scooter, crazy azz... Feels great out here. Err-mees [hermes], err-mees, right. err-mees. I've heard 4 different pronunciations. I've never seen their men's bags. "
R: "I've ridden the metro, but fuck the bus."
>Ralph tosses cigar in trash can without putting it out
Ralph: "That small beer... that's not too bad" - as ralph heads to a cafe.
Ralph: "Oh, Gelata?" "I guess I'm gonna sit down."
Ralph: "I'm gonna sit back here so I don't disturb anybody... thank you so much [to the waitress]"
R: in response: to 'buy a belt fat boy - Josh conner moon' "**SILENCE**" - he is afraid.
>Ralph silently stares at the menu, mumbling off selections
R: "Yes, I'm in portugal."
> 38:00 Ralph claims to have lost a lot of weight.
> 39:00 Ralph coping about
igar fund: for a 25 cigar box in case he doesn't buy it today.
40:00 Ralph just realizes that it's a pizza place.
R: I've eaten really good seafood in the airport of Iceland.
R: *mumbling* *Sips drink* That's so good. That's so good.
R: "The britatny Venti tweet? Aw man. Aw man. It's hilarious. These hoes can say anything, they can say whatever they want, no big deal... I got something for you... *shakes head with a smirk.* Oh mah gawd, *unintelligible* Oh mah gawd."
R: "I'll do a regular show, don't know if I'll do one tonight or not. Maybe I'll go to the hotel. I didn't really know the square was this close... close to the square here."
R: "These people in cali man... sick people... very sick people. SICK. SICK."
R: "Go to the beach? I could walk down here, show you where it's at."
R: "I walked out of the metro, and the cigar place is right there."
R: "Imagine having a daughter... disgusting."
R: in response to super chat: "No I'm not [trying to find my stolen purse.]"
=fuckup 1=
R: [justifying stream fuckup] I think the selfie stick hit the router.
R: "There's still *unintelligible* pizza"
R: I could get Gelato. It's cheaper. I wish I could get like, half a meat tray.
R: "I'm just here for fun, I'm not here for a particular reason."
R: "Warski's still in the couch, as far as I know, unless that changed in the last 24 hours."
R: "My friend here said don't go to the burbary in lisbon, go south of lisbon. It's cheaper, and everything's there too. I could check it out. I mean, I have a nike BAG [covering up that he called it a purse on-stream and in-tweet.]"
R: "Oh yeah the kiwi farms stuff. I talked about it on twitter. A politician literally says it was a great resource on right-wing people."
R: "I have to figure out where I'm at..."
R: "Oh I didn't get to see the [nick] debate. Tried to charge 1800 dollar for wifi n shit."
R: *COUGH* "Oh yeah lemme look... don't wanna say where I'm at... not right now, but where I'm staying at. It doesn't really matter, it's a nice place, I'll show where it is when I leave the country *wheezing laugh.*"
R: "Oh yeah... okay... yep... that's what I thought. It's the opposite direction. I could walk that way and catch the metro back. I'm in portugal right now, yeah, lisbon, I'll see if I can show this... *points camera at shitty outdoor restaurant.*"
R: Not right now, there was a ton [hot women {responding to normal cozy chat}] earlier.
R: in response to gambian groyper scamming Ralph: I couldn't find time [to pay him money] (while on vacation in portugal).
THOT - That Hog Over There.
R: [Admits to somewhat?? superchat fraud?? of muting superchat while TTS plays, not delivering on an advertised service.]
^^ Not charitable income, ralph owns it as an LLC, he committed fraud.
R: *Being a pussy and turning the audio down from superchats* "I enjoy doing that. I'll turn it down again."
R: "I'll just take your money and give you nothing. Especially [Kiwi] farm language, I'm not gonna let that go period."
R: "Camera is shaking... I'm always bouncing my leg up and down, it's an old habit."
R: "Couldn't sleep on the flight... dunno why I couldn't. It was just something, I was on an aisle seat, maybe it was the angle." (Probably because of his shit health.)
R:"how did the debate go?"
R: "I love lisbon besides that [stolen purse and being beaten by a pimp]"
R: "Everything else is pretty awesome so... man I don't know if I can get into spain or not. I could drive into spain... "
R: "I want to see the prada museaum, like bad, I could drive, but it's a long drive."
R: "There is no border check, it's just the EU, you just drive across. There is no border check by vehicle. There is not supposed to be one, if you're flow-walking in."
R: "I heard from the grape vine that Medicare had to cancel his Chemo... He was walking down the block to get his early bird special, told Jade, with dog grease dripping down her chin of course, told Jade to turn it around, because ralph was in portugal."
R: "[superchat are you in another country] yes, I am, I'm in portugal, again."
R: "I'm trying to think- I want to go to that store.. but maaan, it's right over there. Those hills are like SUUPER steep. It's not steep for just fat fucks like me, but steep for everyone... it's crazy."
R: "It's not that far to walk really, its just that it's uphill."
Ralph, in response to super chat: "Yeah, these are gucci shades..."
R: "There's a way to flip it... I forgot how to do that. Oh yeah, flip front facing?"
R: "I'm gonna fall asleep, I'm getting tired (in an outside cafe.)"
R: *Jiggling to Gucci Gang*
R: *unintelligible* "Fag farms"
R: [Admitting to more fraud/scamming farms superchatters under his LLC]
R: I'm gonna fuck with them.
R: "I aint scared. I'm gonna go where I want on this planet... where I'm allowed to anyways."
R: *Points cameras at his quad tits* "What's causin all this? Wheoowf. *smirk*"
R: "Warski's could call in some bomb threats."
R: "*seething about warski* I've heard warski speak portuguese... I've heard him do it."
"He's a retard but that's something he has to his name."
R: "Warski is suspect number 1."
R: "[unbanning superchatter over mis-understanding] I'm too nice."
R: "I aint in LA, I'm in Lisbon, Nigger."
R: "I mean it's just like mental. There's nothing on earth that could possibly shame me. What do they think exactly. If you give me money every day and tell lies about my family, I'm going to stop? It's crazy, it's nuts to me. It's not even a good reaction, I don't know."
[Ralph admitting he's shameless.]
R: "I can't think of any other reason to do it, I'm going to keep going on. I'm going to add to my money, it's so these chucklefucks laugh to themselves. Giving money to other people is cuck behavior, I would consider myself a cuck if I did that." [STREAM 2: ~30:30].
R: "There's no scenario I'd give those whores money... MAybe one or two, HA HA! (talking about prostitution.)"
*Dog barking in distance* It can sense the dog holocauster, the puppy gasser, the pupper hanger, Ethan Ralph.
R: [Nigger man approaches ralph to sell him bracelet] "He might try to sell me something..." *Walks away*
R: [Almost slips on mossy ramp] "That would've given the haterz too much, would be too generous."
R: [looking at random bridge] "That looks like a junior golden gate bridge."
R: STREAM 2 - - 35:40 "Fix the stream title? Yeah, I'll do it. Your autism must be getting to you- there we go."
R: "Think there's a metro right here" *Walks past local womens as they look away in disgust*
R: "Errrright... " *More waddling* "Let's see... I don't know where I'm going to go, though. Gonna sit down here, there's a bunch of taxis n shit."
R: "I'm afraid of those... [scooters], I can ride a bike though, I can definitely ride a bike." *Wind fucks up the mic*
R: "Yah I'm on holiday, though I'll still be working thoguh... tomorrow will be a normal day though, I'll still do some normal IRL."
R: "Alright, let's see... " *Baby crying at a 5'1 pigman nearby*
R: "Think I should ride a scooter? Nah."
R: Showing monastery on phone, "That's an all time classic. It's from the 1300s I think."
R: "And the one here [nearby] is also legendary"
R: "I wanna be here till the 1st."
R: "I could go to the hotel, take a nap, and do a regular show." "I didn't get any sleep"
R: "The fun[d] is just for cigars anyways. I just put that up after looking cigars, thought it needed a fun[d]."
R: "If I go back, I could maybe come back at 8:30."
R: "I'm gonna walk back to the metro station, go back to the hotel. I'm just too sleepy. I'll go back and get some rest. Yeah, I really went to Europe, for sure."
R: *in response to chatter* "Watch yo back? BAN THAT IDIOT! Ban him. Get him outta here. That's the 30th time I've seen him say some crazy shit. Get out. Arrest him. Keeps talking crazy shit. Don't come in here, perpetrating Kiwifarms rumours, and acting like I give a fuck about that.. so..."
R: "Warski aint doin shit, neither are you, bitch!"
R: "I'll see you guys later tonight, then we have a lot of stuff to talk about when we get in a studio. oop where's the button? *salutes camera.*"
I might have to lose 'em. I'd definitely... heh... I'd definitely have to think about it, I'd definitely have to think about it, let's just put it that way. It would be a very tough decision. And so if you're ale- heh... Ok... That's gonna be the takedown... Ok. Awright. Please roll with that one. Please roll with that one. I really hope you do, and I'm completely terrified of, of the allegation as well, as you can tell. I had a stash of Zyklon B in the house, of course... pffft... what the fuck is this even...
