The RalphaRelics

[AltisticRight]

It turns out that Sandra's ashes were sitting in Michael Sisco's garage the entire time. They were (allegedly) handed off to Ralph during Ralphamania, so no chocolate milk mix for the ayylawgs...
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>IZ DAT DURR NEW BELT SISS COH???!
>No Ethan, it's your mother's ashes...
>I WANT MAH BELTT

 

[Fannyscum]

Add Southern Dago and Rackets to the list of happy customers from Harry's Fire Sale:

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[Pit Viper Salesman]

It's been a wait but I can now finally reveal the final resting place of Ralph's used jizz towel.

I have purchased it and had it shipped to America's #1 Cum Hunting Enthusiast, Nicholas J. Fuentes.

I had been waiting for delivery but it appears the post office fucked up with the delivery scan but after calling and waiting on forever, I can verify the package has been delivered! Now Nick and Ye can take turns hiding it and running around the apartment to hunt it with their little black lights to their hearts content! Included were also a friendly note from myself and a spontaneous addition from Mr. Morris himself. Finally, an autographed card from the Spoog Pig, Ethan Oliver Ralph, himself.

Towel:



Purchase:



Shipping:

 

[break these cuffs]

It's been a wait but I can now finally reveal the final resting place of Ralph's used jizz towel.

I have purchased it and had it shipped to America's #1 Cum Hunting Enthusiast, Nicholas J. Fuentes.

I had been waiting for delivery but it appears the post office fucked up with the delivery scan but after calling and waiting on forever, I can verify the package has been delivered! Now Nick and Ye can take turns hiding it and running around the apartment to hunt it with their little black lights to their hearts content! Included were also a friendly note from myself and a spontaneous addition from Mr. Morris himself. Finally, an autographed card from the Spoog Pig, Ethan Oliver Ralph, himself.

Towel:

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Purchase:

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Shipping:

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You used lined paper and still managed to write like a mongoloid. Well done. Also, the only people who write their exclamation points like that are 16 year old girls and flaming queers. Great job, fag.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

You used lined paper and still managed to write like a mongoloid. Well done. Also, the only people who write their exclamation points like that are 16 year old girls and flaming queers. Great job, fag.

That was written by Harry Morris, but do go off king.

 

[👑Duster King👑]

It's been a wait but I can now finally reveal the final resting place of Ralph's used jizz towel.

I have purchased it and had it shipped to America's #1 Cum Hunting Enthusiast, Nicholas J. Fuentes.

I had been waiting for delivery but it appears the post office fucked up with the delivery scan but after calling and waiting on forever, I can verify the package has been delivered! Now Nick and Ye can take turns hiding it and running around the apartment to hunt it with their little black lights to their hearts content! Included were also a friendly note from myself and a spontaneous addition from Mr. Morris himself. Finally, an autographed card from the Spoog Pig, Ethan Oliver Ralph, himself.

Towel:

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Purchase:

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Shipping:

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lmao hilarious

 

[break these cuffs]

That was written by Harry Morris, but do go off king.

That's certainly egg on my face.

 

[Fortyone]

Do we know if anyone got any of the big items yet like the gunt shirt?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I still hold out hope that somewhere out there the trashburger wrapper still exists. For the alog peoples this item is a cross between the Shroud of Turin bearing the likness of Ralph's pig snout as he grazed from it and the Holy Grail for it's semi-mythical status. This artifact is of extreme importance to the ministry of alog culture.