The real Mini-Chris

[Globe]

No, it isn't a thread about CWC's junk. My girlfriend has this grad student in one of her film classes and said grad student occasionally brings her 7 year old son on-set whenever someone is working on a project. Long story short, the kid was breast-fed until he was five years old, goes to some kind of "alternative" elementary school (and no, not the type for mentally handicapped kids. The type that involves learning on bean-bags and shit), and has an insanely annoying selfish streak, often kicking up a fuss when people aren't paying attention to him or letting him grab all over the things on-set. Well, the other day my girlfriend sent me a picture of this kid...

Spoiler

And OPL was pretty obviously the first thing that came to mind. Anyone else have a moment where they see a kid somewhere and either his appearance or his behavior (or both) just instantly produced the thought "ah fuck, there's another Chris in the making." If so, lemme' hear about it!

 

[CatParty]

even though the clown shirt is absent, the single balloon makes it's return...

 

[spaps]

So many CWC clones, lately.
Only this one's Mini-me.

 

[CatParty]

a mini-chris would still be pretty big.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Well, this is obviously less of a mini-Chris and more of an "alternative parenting gone wrong"-victim.

Pic makes it look like his mom is feeling up his not yet existent moobs.

 

[Fialovy]

Reminds me of Robert Arryn from Game of Thrones being breastfed and all

 

[RP 520]

Hmm, maybe the single balloon is the true and honest culprit of Chris and every Chris-like persons' problems?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

That kids got evil eyes. Like that movie "we need to talk about Kevin".

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Well, guess we found the next generation for after Chris's heart gives out sometime in late 2019.

 

[CatParty]

Well, guess we found the next generation for after Chris's heart gives out sometime in late 2019.

a lolcow from the ground up

 

[ELFairy]

That kid sounds like a terror. His body position is weird. What is that black thing he is holding? If it's some sort of video game thing, he really is like Chris. The way his mom is touching his chest is kind of creepy.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

And yet everyone around that little bastard will be surprised when he ends up shooting his mom or overdosing. New-age parenting is the #1 cause of assholes.

 

[murdoc]

the similarity to the pose of a hindu deity was probably not intentional

 

[Bob's Fries]

the similarity to the pose of a hindu deity was probably not intentional

 

[Springblossom]

What is that black thing he is holding? If it's some sort of video game thing, he really is like Chris.

I've been squinting at the picture, trying to make it out. I'm fucking clueless, and it's driving me crazy.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Has the next generation of LOLcows already begun? And can someone explain exactly what "alternative parenting" actually is?

 

[regularjohn]

we should round up all these lolcows and form a tv show called "lolcows: the next generation" It will be picked up by mtv and used by parents to show their kids what will happen to them if they dont behave.

 

[CatParty]

we should round up all these lolcows and form a tv show called "lolcows: the next generation" It will be picked up by mtv and used by parents to show their kids what will happen to them if they dont behave.

"american lolcow"

or


"america's next top lolcow"

 

[LordCustos3]

What is that black thing he is holding? If it's some sort of video game thing, he really is like Chris.

I've been squinting at the picture, trying to make it out. I'm fucking clueless, and it's driving me crazy.

The liver of one of his victims.

You're right. That kids has creepy eyes. He's got all the fear of a shark.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

And yet everyone around that little bastard will be surprised when he ends up shooting his mom

we got another Adam Lanza on our hands, guys.