the reason I'm gaining weight - 02/21/21 February 21, 2021

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How does a giant slug feel sluggish?

She does not start on track. She is lying. She eats very little to get herself in the mood to eat It is a game for her. She knows that restricting herself will lead to mounds of eating.

I disbelieve the feels sick part. When people overeat, they feel ill and cannot eat more. She still polished off an incredible amount of food when she was feeling ill. She is beyond normal sensations of eating.

8000 sodiums is 20 grams of salt. 144g of sugar is nearly 2/3 of a cup. imagine doing that daily.
 
Premier Protein drinks are something I like. How dare she notice how good they are.

Why does she keep looking off to the side? She got a script? Bet she does.

No mention of restaurant food. Does not mean it was not consumed.

If you know you're going to pig out in the evening no matter what you eat, restrict calories during the early part of the day when control is highest... Oh wait, I'm assuming she wants to lose fat. Past experience tells me she does not.

Hmm. She has groomed herself, is speaking almost like an adult and is acknowledging that she eats too much while also acting like she has a disorder. She must be trying to hook new people in.
 
What the fuck is this, i hate posters who come here to say they didn’t watch because it’s boring, but i literally checked out 3 minutes in.
What happened, Amber? why even videos where you tell about enormous revolting binges aren’t interesting anymore? something is missing.
even legs won’t seduce me, no no.
 
Amber sucks.

That was no binge, hell, that was UNDER EATING on the FatAl scale. She eats more than that daily. Every hour she's hoovering in some new abomination.

Amber lies, always. Disappears for weeks at a time and THIS is what we get? pfftthhht.

Thumby better start dusting off that..ahem, resumé.

Oh and--Amber sucks.
 
Food addicts (obviously).
The six hundred pounder is explaining to us why she's fat?


Also the hair looks like some sort of silver highlights, maybe she was going for another color like blue And fucked it up. Oops sorry ashleigh from fb for cussing. Shhhhhh shhhhhh just take a beauty bite.


She's a silver fox now. Fact: a female fox is a vixen. Fact: amberlynn reid ain't no fucking vixen.
 
I laughed at the Freudian slip discussing the high protein shakes: "They're the way to grow". They certainly are if you pound them back along with a ton of crap later in the day.

Robotic my ass. If she is aware of feeling that way, she's aware enough to make the decision to put down the fork.

She made a slightly over 10 minute video to tell us what she could have done in a few words on her community tab: I gain weight because I eat too much."

But there you have it - the rich & full life of a super morbidly obese woman of small intellect; nothing to upload except a list of what she ate in a recent day.

And yeah, she's gaining more than the 1 lb. a week she would be if she only are a bit north of 4500 calories a day. Ironic that the once premier cow is producing skim milk, at best.
 
"I start every day on track and then something just shifts inside of me and I'm no longer who I was when I first woke up. And it's so confusing to me." - Amber.

Hey. Ham. You are lidurally the same person you were when you woke up. You are just a greedy piggy. You start 'on track' then 'shift' into a person who cares more about stuffing your greedy piggy gob than your own life. Hope that's cleared up any confusion.
 
"Why can't I walk like I used to be able to?" Did she seriously just say that? Does she mean the time she walked a whole 1 minute around her kitchen, or the time she walked to a tree in her yard? Bolth times she thought she was going to die from all the exercise.
 
At least she admitted a somewhat believable "really bad binging" day of caloric intake. It's still bullshit, but mild admission she's a fatty fat fat and it's her own fault.
 
From that thumbnail, (which she didn't choose) I thought Kelly Clarkson had gained 300 pounds.
 
Meal #3: One whole box of Wheat Thins (1,120 calories) & 18 tablespoons of Herb & Garlic cream cheese spread (600 calories) -- 1,720 calories
WTF? I'll bet that "18 tablespoons of cream cheese" was the whole container. So she ate the whole box of crackers with a whole container of cream cheese, and it was only one of seven "meals".

Meal #7: Four tablespoons of Jif creamy peanut butter -- 380 calories
There's no way she carefully measured out four tablespoons of peanut butter, I'd bet it was closer to 8 tablespoons, and she surely ate it with more crackers or bread or some shit.
 
Also the hair looks like some sort of silver highlights, maybe she was going for another color like blue And fucked it up.
This video is so boring I legit spent most of it trying to understand what's going on with her hair. I have a shit ton of time to lose and some 'tism to evacuate. Here goes.
If she tried blue dye this would not be the result. Because of the blue pigments, one can't use blue hair dye without completely bleaching their hair first, and i'm talking completely bleaching it. Blue on blonde = green, blue on big Al = not visible.
Same goes for highlights, you get them by bleaching the hair. Now, given her natural hair color, regular highlights would be blonde, or a bit reddish (depending on how long the bleach would have been left in her hair). Silver dye on highlights wouldn't look like this.
-> I don't think she tried to change her hair color whatsoever because she's too NeRvOuS do to almost anything by herself and she'd have to find a hair salon with big chairs to accomodate her huge self.

Someone ( @Sriracha ) mentioned hair straighteners. I never used any so I can't say anything about it, though her explanation about using it on high heat makes sense

My opinion ? Not sure, given how shiny and "glossy" it looks, either she had it dyed but the same color as her original hair color (why do you ask ? idk amber logic), or she used some sort of oil that repairs/protects the hair. I don't know how to call those I've known them as Gotitas de Brillo, it's mostly liquid silicone.)
'tis but a mystery.
 
If big gorl could burn calories with the mental gymnastics she commits to, she'd be fucking anorexic. I love how not even a several months ago, she was willing to drop a fat check for the weightloss surgery. But then backed off when she realized she actually had to go to therapy to address her precious mentulz. This lazy bitch doesn't want to work towards recovery, she just wants a magic pill to fix all her problems.
 
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