"The Room" - CWCki Forums Viewing

[Null]

Watch "The Room" with us. Click the poster, enter: christian1

​

 

[spaps]

It's on the Synctube.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/bailiff
The password is "christian1"

 

[LM 697]

 

[LM 697]

It was so great.

 

[spaps]

It was so great.

Damn straight.

By the way, did I tell anyone that I made the poster up there? Actually, I added the text at the bottom.

 

[Saney]

It was so great.

Damn straight.

By the way, did I tell anyone that I made the poster up there? Actually, I added the text at the bottom.

You deserve all the awards.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

It was fun.

What happened to denny and his owed drug money?
What happened to the underwear guy who fell on the dumpster and got sent to the hospital?
So many questions left unanswered....

 

[Judge Holden]

It was fun.

What happened to denny and his owed drug money?
What happened to the underwear guy who fell on the dumpster and got sent to the hospital?
So many questions left unanswered....

Denny ended up being arrested in a drug bust not long after Johnny's death, and while in the holding cell he was hideously gang raped by Chris R and his gang (which at that point included the Flower lady, the Bank Manager, and Claudette's brother who were all arrested in the same drug bust) to the point which all his bones were shattered against the concrete floor, and he died several hours later in a hospital bed next to underwear guy

Underwear guy was recovering in hospital when he got caught up in the plans of a nightmarish BDSM cult which was trying to sacrifice patients of the hospital to summon Nyarlathotep into San Francisco, using the bodies of the dead starting with Denny. However, one of these bodies turned out to be Claudette whose breast cancer had killed her soon after the events at Johnny's house, and which ended up killing the Outer god when he finally broke though into reality using her body.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

^well that explains everything, yeah, makes sense.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

^^Underwear guy attended Johnny's birthday party.

 

[Judge Holden]

^^Underwear guy attended Johnny's birthday party.

He did indeed, but only due to him fleeing the hospital in terror after suffering nightmarish visions of the eldritch abomination boring through the walls of reality. His attendance of the party resulted in his injury becoming even worse after he was attacked in the alley by the reanimated corpse of Peter (who has his own little zombie apocalypse related subplot) and taken back to hospital.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Let me guess, the hospital is built on one of the seven gateways to hell. Tommy Wiseau confirmed that Claudette survived her breast cancer btw.

 

[Judge Holden]

Let me guess, the hospital is built on one of the seven gateways to hell. Tommy Wiseau confirmed that Claudette survived her breast cancer btw.

No. It was built over the true grave of Coleman Francis and one of the orderlies there accidentally unearthed the tomb after driving a Tram through the wall. Here was found the "original cuts" of his infamously bad movies. In the case they were found in was a single note saying just two words. Burn Them. Undaunted, the orderly watched these films with some of his co-workers using the old projector in the Chief of Medicine's office, and bizarely these films seemed at first to be rather good and entirely without the hilariously shite editing and takes which defines these films to all those who have ever watched MST3k

However, while he and his fellow MST3k fanboy friends, including a doctor, the janitor, and several nurses, watched through these movies they noticed something.... "off" about them. In many scenes of "The Beast of Yucca Flats" for example the actors all seemed to be genuinely disturbed by something just off camera, and kept looking over their shoulders into the wilderness for something that only they could see. Similarly, there were other scenes in "Skydivers" during the darker indoor scenes where the video itself was horrifyingly distorted, and shrieking static drowned out the dialogue at several points. Immediately after these points, the orderly could just see the vague outline of something tall in the shadows behind the actors, though the actors seemed completely unaware.

In the final film, Red Zone Cuba, the disruptions and static had become even worse, rendering much of the movie unwatchable. The actors were all acting in strangely dream-like manners, and extras repeatedly disappeared in the middle of scenes after blasts of distortion and static obscured the screen. In the end of the final scene it seems the camera entirely broke down and froze on the body of of the main character. Behind him there seemed to be standing not more than a foot away a disturbingly tall, thin figure in a black suit, and whose head must have been obscured by the static since he appeared to be entirely faceless.

The orderly and his friends were rather disturbed by what they had seen, and while they tried to laugh it off as they headed on home, they quickly became convinced there was something following them. Within a week the nurses who watched the tapes were found to have hanged themselves in the ICU overnight despite it being filled with patients and staff the whole night. Within two weeks the Janitor who watched the tapes was found entirely evicerated in a morgue draw 5 minutes after sharing a drink with the mortician. Within Three weeks the doctor who watched the movie had flayed and butchered several pations in pediatrics with a scalpel, and painted the words "Burn Them" on the walls with blood before slitting his own throat. The orderly who found the tapes was the last to die. The day after the massacre, he poured gasoline over himself and lit up a cigerette. They found the remains of the tapes melted to his scorched carcass. Whatever happened at the hospital had caused such a scar on reality that Nyarlathotep's cultists were able to try and summon him.

And Claudette indeed survived her Breast Cancer, but her lying about it's effects to her brother resulted in him killing her in a fit of rage (which is why he was part of Chris R's gang in holding)

 

[spaps]

Let me guess, the hospital is built on one of the seven gateways to hell. Tommy Wiseau confirmed that Claudette survived her breast cancer btw.

No. It was built over the true grave of Coleman Francis and one of the orderlies there accidentally unearthed the tomb after driving a Tram through the wall. Here was found the "original cuts" of his infamously bad movies. In the case they were found in was a single note saying just two words. Burn Them. Undaunted, the orderly watched these films with some of his co-workers using the old projector in the Chief of Medicine's office, and bizarely these films seemed at first to be rather good and entirely without the hilariously shite editing and takes which defines these films to all those who have ever watched MST3k

However, while he and his fellow MST3k fanboy friends, including a doctor, the janitor, and several nurses, watched through these movies they noticed something.... "off" about them. In many scenes of "The Beast of Yucca Flats" for example the actors all seemed to be genuinely disturbed by something just off camera, and kept looking over their shoulders into the wilderness for something that only they could see. Similarly, there were other scenes in "Skydivers" during the darker indoor scenes where the video itself was horrifyingly distorted, and shrieking static drowned out the dialogue at several points. Immediately after these points, the orderly could just see the vague outline of something tall in the shadows behind the actors, though the actors seemed completely unaware.

In the final film, Red Zone Cuba, the disruptions and static had become even worse, rendering much of the movie unwatchable. The actors were all acting in strangely dream-like manners, and extras repeatedly disappeared in the middle of scenes after blasts of distortion and static obscured the screen. In the end of the final scene it seems the camera entirely broke down and froze on the body of of the main character. Behind him there seemed to be standing not more than a foot away a disturbingly tall, thin figure in a black suit, and whose head must have been obscured by the static since he appeared to be entirely faceless.

The orderly and his friends were rather disturbed by what they had seen, and while they tried to laugh it off as they headed on home, they quickly became convinced there was something following them. Within a week the nurses who watched the tapes were found to have hanged themselves in the ICU overnight despite it being filled with patients and staff the whole night. Within two weeks the Janitor who watched the tapes was found entirely evicerated in a morgue draw 5 minutes after sharing a drink with the mortician. Within Three weeks the doctor who watched the movie had flayed and butchered several pations in pediatrics with a scalpel, and painted the words "Burn Them" on the walls with blood before slitting his own throat. The orderly who found the tapes was the last to die. The day after the massacre, he poured gasoline over himself and lit up a cigerette. They found the remains of the tapes melted to his scorched carcass. Whatever happened at the hospital had caused such a scar on reality that Nyarlathotep's cultists were able to try and summon him.

And Claudette indeed survived her Breast Cancer, but her lying about it's effects to her brother resulted in him killing her in a fit of rage (which is why he was part of Chris R's gang in holding)

And then it turned out that Slender Man only wanted to play Parcheesi.

 

[Judge Holden]

Let me guess, the hospital is built on one of the seven gateways to hell. Tommy Wiseau confirmed that Claudette survived her breast cancer btw.

No. It was built over the true grave of Coleman Francis and one of the orderlies there accidentally unearthed the tomb after driving a Tram through the wall. Here was found the "original cuts" of his infamously bad movies. In the case they were found in was a single note saying just two words. Burn Them. Undaunted, the orderly watched these films with some of his co-workers using the old projector in the Chief of Medicine's office, and bizarely these films seemed at first to be rather good and entirely without the hilariously shite editing and takes which defines these films to all those who have ever watched MST3k

However, while he and his fellow MST3k fanboy friends, including a doctor, the janitor, and several nurses, watched through these movies they noticed something.... "off" about them. In many scenes of "The Beast of Yucca Flats" for example the actors all seemed to be genuinely disturbed by something just off camera, and kept looking over their shoulders into the wilderness for something that only they could see. Similarly, there were other scenes in "Skydivers" during the darker indoor scenes where the video itself was horrifyingly distorted, and shrieking static drowned out the dialogue at several points. Immediately after these points, the orderly could just see the vague outline of something tall in the shadows behind the actors, though the actors seemed completely unaware.

In the final film, Red Zone Cuba, the disruptions and static had become even worse, rendering much of the movie unwatchable. The actors were all acting in strangely dream-like manners, and extras repeatedly disappeared in the middle of scenes after blasts of distortion and static obscured the screen. In the end of the final scene it seems the camera entirely broke down and froze on the body of of the main character. Behind him there seemed to be standing not more than a foot away a disturbingly tall, thin figure in a black suit, and whose head must have been obscured by the static since he appeared to be entirely faceless.

The orderly and his friends were rather disturbed by what they had seen, and while they tried to laugh it off as they headed on home, they quickly became convinced there was something following them. Within a week the nurses who watched the tapes were found to have hanged themselves in the ICU overnight despite it being filled with patients and staff the whole night. Within two weeks the Janitor who watched the tapes was found entirely evicerated in a morgue draw 5 minutes after sharing a drink with the mortician. Within Three weeks the doctor who watched the movie had flayed and butchered several pations in pediatrics with a scalpel, and painted the words "Burn Them" on the walls with blood before slitting his own throat. The orderly who found the tapes was the last to die. The day after the massacre, he poured gasoline over himself and lit up a cigerette. They found the remains of the tapes melted to his scorched carcass. Whatever happened at the hospital had caused such a scar on reality that Nyarlathotep's cultists were able to try and summon him.

And Claudette indeed survived her Breast Cancer, but her lying about it's effects to her brother resulted in him killing her in a fit of rage (which is why he was part of Chris R's gang in holding)

And then it turned out that Slender Man only wanted to play Parcheesi.

Actually the Rake wanted to play Parcheesi with Peter, but after Peter got infected he was forced to play with Johnny's boss at the bank and Doggy instead, and together they discussed how weird it is that so many lovecraftian events seemed to be going down in San Fransisco that week

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

What happened to Steve? Did he sit on an atomic bomb?

 

[GFYS]

I find Tommy Wiseau strangely hot.

 

[Saney]

No. It was built over the true grave of Coleman Francis and one of the orderlies there accidentally unearthed the tomb after driving a Tram through the wall. Here was found the "original cuts" of his infamously bad movies. In the case they were found in was a single note saying just two words. Burn Them. Undaunted, the orderly watched these films with some of his co-workers using the old projector in the Chief of Medicine's office, and bizarely these films seemed at first to be rather good and entirely without the hilariously shite editing and takes which defines these films to all those who have ever watched MST3k

However, while he and his fellow MST3k fanboy friends, including a doctor, the janitor, and several nurses, watched through these movies they noticed something.... "off" about them. In many scenes of "The Beast of Yucca Flats" for example the actors all seemed to be genuinely disturbed by something just off camera, and kept looking over their shoulders into the wilderness for something that only they could see. Similarly, there were other scenes in "Skydivers" during the darker indoor scenes where the video itself was horrifyingly distorted, and shrieking static drowned out the dialogue at several points. Immediately after these points, the orderly could just see the vague outline of something tall in the shadows behind the actors, though the actors seemed completely unaware.

In the final film, Red Zone Cuba, the disruptions and static had become even worse, rendering much of the movie unwatchable. The actors were all acting in strangely dream-like manners, and extras repeatedly disappeared in the middle of scenes after blasts of distortion and static obscured the screen. In the end of the final scene it seems the camera entirely broke down and froze on the body of of the main character. Behind him there seemed to be standing not more than a foot away a disturbingly tall, thin figure in a black suit, and whose head must have been obscured by the static since he appeared to be entirely faceless.

The orderly and his friends were rather disturbed by what they had seen, and while they tried to laugh it off as they headed on home, they quickly became convinced there was something following them. Within a week the nurses who watched the tapes were found to have hanged themselves in the ICU overnight despite it being filled with patients and staff the whole night. Within two weeks the Janitor who watched the tapes was found entirely evicerated in a morgue draw 5 minutes after sharing a drink with the mortician. Within Three weeks the doctor who watched the movie had flayed and butchered several pations in pediatrics with a scalpel, and painted the words "Burn Them" on the walls with blood before slitting his own throat. The orderly who found the tapes was the last to die. The day after the massacre, he poured gasoline over himself and lit up a cigerette. They found the remains of the tapes melted to his scorched carcass. Whatever happened at the hospital had caused such a scar on reality that Nyarlathotep's cultists were able to try and summon him.

And Claudette indeed survived her Breast Cancer, but her lying about it's effects to her brother resulted in him killing her in a fit of rage (which is why he was part of Chris R's gang in holding)

And then it turned out that Slender Man only wanted to play Parcheesi.

Actually the Rake wanted to play Parcheesi with Peter, but after Peter got infected he was forced to play with Johnny's boss at the bank and Doggy instead, and together they discussed how weird it is that so many lovecraftian events seemed to be going down in San Fransisco that week

So, does the Archangel fit into all this?

 

[Judge Holden]

So, does the Archangel fit into all this?

He and Steven went on a road-trip shortly afterwards to smuggle Steven's Nuke to the Iranians, and ended up being captured by Pennywise during the exchange and taken to Mid-World to act as Harem Dancers for Randall Flagg

 

[NiggerDeathRay]

So... anyone still up for another viewing?