The Room Thread

Yes the acting is hilariously bad if not just as bad,Perhaps they were keeping true to the movie.It's real so you can look up The Room XXX on Google.
 
IHeardThatCurtis said:
Yes the acting is hilariously bad if not just as bad,Perhaps they were keeping true to the movie.It's real so you can look up The Room XXX on Google.
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Whether or not one thinks it has to be real or fake, one would wonder how Wiseau feels about having a pardoy of his work.
 
c-no said:
Whether or not one thinks it has to be real or fake, one would wonder how Wiseau feels about having a pardoy of his work.
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I think he either hates it or thinks of it as a compliment.On the subject of The Room I love this movie I even did a tour of the location of The Room when I went to San Francisco.Most of the locations like the flower shop are closed which sucks but it was nice going their.Also me and my bro though a football around at the alleyway with them wearing their suits.

And I have The Room parties every year with my friends and new people that I introduce the movie too.
 
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Isn't the coffee shop in the film still around? I heard they apparently have a poster on The Room at some point.
 
I believe so i haven't been to San Francisco in 3 years.I did see the coffee shop form the movie but was afraid to go inside so i took a picture outside the shop.
 
Here's the next couple chapters. Cluadette gets to show off her colorful language thanks to being inflected by the Wiseau talk. Peter appears in a small moment as well.

INT. BEDROOM-MORNING

Lisa and Johnny are asleep in the bed, still dressed. We see the clock which reads 9:30 a.m.

Johnny rolls over towards the clock, and suddenly sits up.

Johnny(loudly): Oh, my God, 9;30 already. I'll be late.

Johnny stands up and sits back down holding his head. Then he stands up and walks to the bathroom. He comes out of the bathroom in his underwear and gets dressed.

Lisa sits up slowly.

Lisa: What time is it?

Johnny: I'm late for work.

Lisa: Do you want some coffee?

Johnny: I don't have time. See you later.

Johnny kisses Lisa on the cheek and goes out the door.

Lisa gets up and goes to the kitchen and fixes a cup of coffee. She come back to the room and dials a number on the phone.

Peter: Haight-Ashbury Clinic. May I hep you?

Lisa: Hello, Peter, this is Lisa. How are you.

Peter: I'm fine. What's happening?

Lisa: I'm planning to have a surprise birthday party for Johnny. Can you invite all his friends?

Peter: When is it?

Lisa: Next week. Friday night at 6. Tell everyone that it's a surprise. He will be working late until 6 and he will be here at 6:15.

Peter: O.K. I'll call everybody. Is there anything you want me to bring?

Lisa: I'll take care of everything, Peter. Thanks.

Peter: O.K. How are you doing?

Lisa: I'm fine. I didn't get my clients yesterday.

Peter: Maybe today will be your lucky day.

Lisa(laughs): I hope so. Maybe it will.

Peter: Okay, then. I will let you know who's coming.

Lisa: Okay, see you later.

Peter; Okay, bye.

Lisa; Bye.

Lisa hangs up and she thinks.

INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - FEW MINUTES LATER

Lisa opens a bottle of nail polish and starts polishing her toenails red to match her fingernails. The doorbell rings.

Claudette: Hello!

Lisa: Hello, Mom. How are you?

Claudette: Not so good. How are you?

Lisa: I;m organizing a party for Johnny's birthday. Can you come?

Claudette: When is it?

Lisa: Next Friday at 6:00. It's a surprise. Bring a friend if you want to.

Claudette: Sure, I can come, but I don't know who I'll bring. All men are assholes. You know what happened? (pause)

Claudette(cont'd): This son of a bitch, Harold, wants me to give him a share of the house. This house belongs to me, and he doesn't have any rights. I'm not giving him a penny, this son-of-a-bitch asshole. Who does he think he is? I'll have nothing to do with him.

Lisa: But, he's your brother. Why don't you want to have anything to do with him?

Claudette: He always bugs me about my house. He has plenty of properties. It's been 15 years since we agreed that the house is mine. Since the value of the house has gone up, he's seeing dollar signs. Everything is going wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I'm dying.

Lisa: You're not dying, Mom.

Claudette: I got the results of the tests and I definitely have breast cancer. I have to go in for chemotherapy.

Lisa: Everything will be fine. Don't worry about it. They're curing a lot of people every day.

Claudette: I'm sure I'll be alright. I heard that Edward is talking about me. He is a hateful man. I glad I divorced him.

Lisa: Don't worry, Mom, you just concentrate on getting well. Everything will be just fine.

Claudette: At least you have a good man.

Lisa: You're wrong, mother. He's not what you think. He didn't get his promotion, and he got drunk last night and hit me.

Claudette: He doesn't drink. What are you talking about?

Lisa: Well, he did last night. I don't love him any more.

Claudette: Listen to your mother. Johnny is your financial security. You shouldn't ignore this.

Lisa: Yeah, alright, Mom. See you later, Mom.

Claudette: You don't want to talk to me, right? I'm dying, that's why. Nobody loves me any more.

Lisa: I just talked to my client and I have to get ready to meet him. I'll see you later. See you, Mom.

Claudette: O.K. See you later, my dear.

Claudette exits the room.

INT. APARTMENT - FEW MINUTES LATER

Lisa cleans up the room,dressing herself in the sexy outfit to get ready for Mark. She puts on jeweled sandals to show off her toenails. The door bell rings.

Mark: Hi, how are you doing?

Lisa: Come in, I'm fine, You want a cup of coffee?

Mark: Oh--Kayee

Lisa: Have a seat.

LISA & MARK (CONT'D)

Lisa goes to the kitchen. Mark sits down and picks up a magazine. Lisa comes back with two cups of coffee and places them on the table.

Mark: Thank you. You look very nice today.

Lisa: Ohh....Thank you Mark...

Lisa goes to the stereo and puts on a CD--classical music and lights the candles which are on the table.

Lisa(cont'd)(in a seductive voice): It's hot in there today, my dear boy....

Lisa removes her t-shirt and reveals a tight dress with bar shoulders.

Mark: The candles, the music, and a sexy dress. What's going on here?

Lisa moves closer to Mark and slightly touches him and kisses him on the cheek.

Lisa: I like you very much, Lover Boy.

Mark: What are you doing this for?

Lisa: You don't like me? I'm your girl.

Mark: Johnny is by best friend. You're going to be married next month.

Lisa: Forgot about Johnny. This is between you and me.

Mark starts to get up.

Mark: I don't think so. I'm leaving now.

Lisa grabs Mark in a tight hug and starts to cry.

Lisa: Don't leave!! I need you, I love you! Everything is going wrong! I don't want to get married, and I don't love Johnny any more. I dream about you. Make love to me.

Mark: I don't think so. Don't worry, everything is going to be O.K.

Mark grabs Lisa's wrists and pulls her arms away from him.

Lisa breaks free from mark's grip and grabs his shirt, pulling it up from his pants and unbuckles his belt. At the same time she kisses him passionately. He kisses her back She pulls him to the bed and they lie down together.
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After they finish making love, Mark stands up and puts on his clothes in a hurry, the same time he is talking.

Mark: Why did you do this to me? WHY? WHY? WHY?
(yelling)
I can't believe I let you do this to me. Oh, God, Johnny is my best friend.

Lisa: Didn't you like it? Did you enjoy it?

Mark: That's not the point. Do you realize what we have done?

Lisa: I love you Mark. I love you very much.

Mark: I was always attracted to you. You are very beautiful. Listen to me, Lisa, we can't do this anymore. I can't hurt Johnny.

Lisa(sarcastically): Yeah, I know, he is your best friend.

Mark: I'm glad you understand the situation I'm in. This will be our secret.

Lisa: Did you like it?

Mark(nodding his head): Yeah.

Lisa: I knew it.

Mark is kissing Lisa on the cheek.

Mark: See you later, I have to go now.

Lisa: O.K. See you later.

Lisa holds onto his arm as he goes out the door.
 
I've started the audiobook, The Disaster Artist and I'm pretty sure Tommy Wiseau is autistic.

Not in the "Dur hur! You're a sped and I'm going to shit on you to prove I am better!" way, I mean seriously, he is rather inattentive to the feelings of others and has catch-phrases (for lack of a better term). I know an autistic guy who always says "For your information", as Tommy apparently does. He could just be super selfish, and his difficulty with English might be due to it being like... his third or fourth language.
 
Morbid Boredom said:
I've started the audiobook, The Disaster Artist and I'm pretty sure Tommy Wiseau is autistic.

Not in the "Dur hur! You're a sped and I'm going to shit on you to prove I am better!" way, I mean seriously, he is rather inattentive to the feelings of others and has catch-phrases (for lack of a better term). I know an autistic guy who always says "For your information", as Tommy apparently does. He could just be super selfish, and his difficulty with English might be due to it being like... his third or fourth language.
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It starts making much much more sense around the second to third act, trust me.
 
I still haven't seen this film and yet it's fucking everywhere on youtube and online.

I want to watch it on my own before ever considering seeing it with an audience.
 
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