Jackolantern
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- Nov 13, 2013
I met Tommy Wiseau in 2011 when I was working in the US. It was one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
Tommy was wearing leather trousers with lots of chains on them, a blazer, shades and a red tie. He was also fawning over females around and ignoring the men. He also let loose with his bizarre accent periodically roaring “YASS” or ordering cinema goers to “NOT TOUCH MAH HAIR”. Greg Sestero was very normal and chatted amiably to people (usually men who’s girlfriends were being creeped on byTommy. When I got to the front of the queue Tommy ignored me to talk to two women who were there with me (“O hai booty-full, O Hai Gore-jus” Greg came up and said he liked my Ireland jersey and got excited when he found out I was Irish. He's a really cool guy, very self-deprecatingly funny.
We were then lined up for the photo and I was n the middle which Tommy took offense to, insisting I stand on the end (so he was between the two women). Greg then offered to sign my The Room tshirt but Tommy bounded over and suddenly show interest in me (he never misses an opportunity to get his name out there)
It was then time for Q+A. The first girl asked Tommy where he was from and Tommy got really pissed off “DAT IS NOT A QUESTION, IF I ASKED YOU WHERE YOU WERE FROM YOU WOULD CALL ME RUDE. I AM AMERICAN. USA! USA! USA! USA! “ The next questions alternated between Greg and Tommy .Greg came across as a nice fella who was aware of the Rooms shortcomings. He’d answer questions with lines from the Room and a smirk. Tommy was a lot more serious. A girl asked what sort of money Denny owed causing Tommy to lean forward, and dramatically intone “DRUG MONEY” darkly.
Tommy railed against critics, who apparently lie about him and say the Room didn't use a script ("EET EEZ BULLSHEET, WE HAD A HUNNURD PAGE SCRIPT")
One of my friends asked Greg would he go on a date with her which he politely declined ("Sorry, still trying to work things out with Lisa") only for Tommy to jump in and offer to go on one with her. It quickly became clear that Tommy has an eye for the ladies, sending some guys back to their seats and refusing their questions and accepting questions from any girls in the queue. He would also hit on the women shamelessly “O hai my luv-ley” and insisted they surround him while he answered questions.
Tommy was wearing leather trousers with lots of chains on them, a blazer, shades and a red tie. He was also fawning over females around and ignoring the men. He also let loose with his bizarre accent periodically roaring “YASS” or ordering cinema goers to “NOT TOUCH MAH HAIR”. Greg Sestero was very normal and chatted amiably to people (usually men who’s girlfriends were being creeped on byTommy. When I got to the front of the queue Tommy ignored me to talk to two women who were there with me (“O hai booty-full, O Hai Gore-jus” Greg came up and said he liked my Ireland jersey and got excited when he found out I was Irish. He's a really cool guy, very self-deprecatingly funny.
We were then lined up for the photo and I was n the middle which Tommy took offense to, insisting I stand on the end (so he was between the two women). Greg then offered to sign my The Room tshirt but Tommy bounded over and suddenly show interest in me (he never misses an opportunity to get his name out there)
It was then time for Q+A. The first girl asked Tommy where he was from and Tommy got really pissed off “DAT IS NOT A QUESTION, IF I ASKED YOU WHERE YOU WERE FROM YOU WOULD CALL ME RUDE. I AM AMERICAN. USA! USA! USA! USA! “ The next questions alternated between Greg and Tommy .Greg came across as a nice fella who was aware of the Rooms shortcomings. He’d answer questions with lines from the Room and a smirk. Tommy was a lot more serious. A girl asked what sort of money Denny owed causing Tommy to lean forward, and dramatically intone “DRUG MONEY” darkly.
Tommy railed against critics, who apparently lie about him and say the Room didn't use a script ("EET EEZ BULLSHEET, WE HAD A HUNNURD PAGE SCRIPT")
One of my friends asked Greg would he go on a date with her which he politely declined ("Sorry, still trying to work things out with Lisa") only for Tommy to jump in and offer to go on one with her. It quickly became clear that Tommy has an eye for the ladies, sending some guys back to their seats and refusing their questions and accepting questions from any girls in the queue. He would also hit on the women shamelessly “O hai my luv-ley” and insisted they surround him while he answered questions.