The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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FatalTater said:
If I were playing a world building, civilization-type game, and I needed to kill off a bunch of kids because Reasons, would it be better to have a couple mass shootings or a natural disaster?
Shootings have been done in the past, makes people upset and there's the chance it'll get messed up and look too much like it was federally backed.
Nature though? People have been shaking their fists at the heavens since time began, they grieve losses and get on with their lives.
Might be a nicer way to do things, right?
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I'm not entirely sure if it's a schizo conspiracy theory at this point, controlling the weather. All the cycle of rain does, for example, is just pick up water, store it into clouds, and then just dumps them somewhere else when it gets too heavy to store any more water. All someone would need to do is figure out how to accelerate where those clouds move, next thing you know it's very much possible to get heat vs. cold in sudden conditions enough for some horrible storms.
Really the big issue lies in the sudden "retardation" of government-backed services MEANT to help people after they get hit by very sudden storms or wildfires. I feel like when that happens, it's almost a guarantee that whatever natural disaster struck was a glownigger operation from the start.

Also to contribute to the thread: I miss Hollow Earth theories so much bros. I hope those guys from /sudpol/ who tried to get to that certain spot in Antarctica via submarine are alright. I also vaguely remember some real old book that was being shilled about how Barron, Bannon, someone traveled to the Hollow Earth.
 
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Not really a conspiracy but interesting and I wanna post about it -

Artist Ryo Tatsuki predicted that Japan will get a huge tsunami in July 2025.

There's been a lot of earthquake activity around the Pacific plate lately, bigger than just the usual rattling of the pot lid. Volcanoes are acting up as well.

Ten days left of July right now.

Will the prophecy be fulfilled?

 
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