The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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you mean retards? because you always attack the same person the same time, you are samefagging right? you attack us with 2 accounts?
Nigger, what the fuck am I supposed to give you? My IP address? We're not the same person and if you actually fucking read my post history, you'd see it.

Also, stop double posting. You can edit your comments.

Edit: See? This forum has gone to shit because of 4chan refugees.
 
Flat Earth is retarded and a catch-all/easy explanation for anomalies that do occur, the answers to which we haven't found satisfying answers for.

tartaria was a place, but it has become a catch all/easy explanation for huge gaps in our knowledge and understanding of ancient civilisations around the world. The idea isn't helped by the archaeological community being steadfast in their reluctance to break their own programming. The pyramids are older than we are told, there are ancient civilisations that existed and are ignored or unaccounted for.
Gobleki Tepe and Derinkuyu are recent discoveries that highlight how little we know.
 
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I have pointed out bullshit in your posts for a while, which finally broke your brain so much you think I'm Taylor Swift.
Theres no one else it could be
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
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Flat Earth is retarded and a catch-all/easy explanation for anomalies that do occur, the answers to which we haven't found satisfying answers for.

tartaria was a place, but it has become a catch all/easy explanation for huge gaps in our knowledge and understanding of ancient civilisations around the world. The idea isn't helped by the archaeological community being steadfast in their reluctance to break their own programming. The pyramids are older than we are told, there are ancient civilisations that existed and are ignored or unaccounted for.
Gobleki Tepe and Derinkuyu are recent discoveries that highlight how little we know.
Archeology and history as a field in general seems rather full of themselves a lot of the time. It's a sadly common sentiment in other fields like physics as well, actually. The attitude that their field has it all figured out and perfect authority on everything, and anyone who questions anything is an uneducated pleb.
Ok, there are people peddling gross stupidity all across all fields, like, well, Tartaria and the pyramids being, dunno, orgone accumulators or whatever, but it doesn't mean that the people in the scientific fields already got everything right.
In physics it's well known that the Standard Model is incomplete. It shouldn't be treated as gospel, even though it is very successful so far. But it's not even a complete quantum theory, and doesn't work with gravity. Yet it is treated as gospel sometimes.
And I definitely believe that human civilisation is older than, say, Sumer. I would not be surprised if there wasn't significant human cities before or during the last Ice Age, like maybe up to bronze age levels, and the main reason we haven't found anything is because A) many cities might have been in areas that are now underwater, and B) the long time since then buried all that shit too much.
Theres no one else it could be
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
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It's impossible that I'm literally any other person but fuckin Taylor Swift?
 
and the main reason we haven't found anything is because
people underestimate the passages of time. We got lucky and found a bone of a possible dinosaur that was possible 60 million years old. It's a needle in a haystack. If every human died tomorrow, in 3,000 years there would be little left. In 10,000 years there would barely be a trace. 100,000 years+ and all you'll find is a few mouldy, ape-like bones which may have been an off-shoot of some long-extinct ancestor to chimps.
I don't believe that people were flying around like the Jetsons, 1,000,000 years ago, but if they were, we wouldn't know.

Then as you say, and one thing I do believe, is that there was an advanced civilisation/s living in the pacific. I also believe that an aquatic species of primate existed or exists there. There are sea-faring cultures alive today who spend the vast majority of their time on and in the water. It wouldn't be illogical to assume a culture that spent their hunting and gathering days in the seas, only coming to land to sleep in safety.
Ok, there are people peddling gross stupidity all across all fields, like, well, Tartaria and the pyramids being, dunno, orgone accumulators or whatever, but it doesn't mean that the people in the scientific fields already got everything right.
Nobody knows what the pyramids were for, so i'm open to hearing even the wackiest suggestion. What they were not for, is a tomb for a couple of pharaohs.
 
people underestimate the passages of time. We got lucky and found a bone of a possible dinosaur that was possible 60 million years old. It's a needle in a haystack. If every human died tomorrow, in 3,000 years there would be little left. In 10,000 years there would barely be a trace. 100,000 years+ and all you'll find is a few mouldy, ape-like bones which may have been an off-shoot of some long-extinct ancestor to chimps.
I don't believe that people were flying around like the Jetsons, 1,000,000 years ago, but if they were, we wouldn't know.
It's funny how so many people have seen the "Life after People" documentary or read "The World Without Us", but somehow they think we should easily be able to trace stuff from thousands of years ago. We barely know how people lived 2000 years ago whenever they weren't using stone as a building material, and metals corrode away surprisingly fast.
We know people lived in Doggerland before the last ice age ended. It stands to reason that other areas that would have been coastal before the melt would have been settled as well, and possibly past neolithic development. Really hard to tell.
So humble, your posture in pap shots gives you away, posture of a gamer girl
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I never used a Mac. Ok that's not quite true. I had a Power Mac G4 that my sister saved from the trash of her old work, still running OS 9.2. Fun machine.
 
We know people lived in Doggerland before the last ice age ended. It stands to reason that other areas that would have been coastal before the melt would have been settled as well, and possibly past neolithic development. Really hard to tell.
And Doggerland was a conspiracy theory for the longest time.
 
I never used a Mac. Ok that's not quite true. I had a Power Mac G4 that my sister saved from the trash of her old work, still running OS 9.2. Fun machine.
Yes I understand, being identified as 4chan/Elderscrolls girl would hurt your brand. Just saying that when you unconsciously relax you shift into the posture that is most comfortable to you, being on the computer
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Yeah, can we talk about actually interesting theories regarding ancient civilizations instead of retarded Tartaria shit?

Speaking of flooded areas, I always enjoyed the theory that the Garden of Eden refers to an area in the Persian Gulf before rising water levels and climate change affected it. In Genesis, there's also the references to Eden being at the source of the river Gihon which is supposed to encircle Cush and is commonly identified with the Nile. This would put Eden in Ethiopia which was also considered as a potential location of Prester John's kingdom. Funny how a distant Christian kingdom in Africa can potentially match both theories.

And Doggerland was a conspiracy theory for the longest time.
When? The Doggerland hypothesis came out of the field of geology in the 1960s and it was formalized in the 90s by an archeologist. If you want to go back, the first inklings of the theory are from the 10s when fossils were being found by fishermen or they washed up on Eastern beaches of England.
 
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Speaking of flooded areas, I always enjoyed the theory that the Garden of Eden refers to an area in the Persian Gulf before rising water levels and climate change affected it. In Genesis, there's also the references to Eden being at the source of the river Gihon which is supposed to encircle Cush and is commonly identified with the Nile. This would put Eden in Ethiopia which was also considered as a potential location of Prester John's kingdom. Funny how a distant Christian kingdom in Africa can potentially match both theories.
Personally I think the Garden of Eden story is allegory for the Divine blueprint. Adam/Eve represents the Masculine/Feminine duality of creation. The Serpent represents the outsider of corruption. You can place whichever stand-in you like. Cthulu, Agent Smith, Sauron, The Void Lords, The Illithids. It seems too common a theme to ignore
 
When? The Doggerland hypothesis came out of the field of geology in the 1960s and it was formalized in the 90s by an archeologist. If you want to go back, the first inklings of the theory are from the 10s when fossils were being found by fishermen or they washed up on Eastern beaches of England.
It was discovered, discussed and wrote about. Most refused to believe it was there. I remember in the 90s school telling us it wasn't real it was just a continental shelf and it was never above sea level.
The English channel was once above sea level as well. But we can't discuss that either.

I don't mean any of that in a 'woah is me' way. I'm just saying how it is. tectonic plates were crazy and a stupid idea when they were introduced in the 60s. Crazy how things change.
 
It was discovered, discussed and wrote about. Most refused to believe it was there. I remember in the 90s school telling us it wasn't real it was just a continental shelf and it was never above sea level.
The English channel was once above sea level as well. But we can't discuss that either.
No clue what type of shithole you went to school in. Guess that elementary schools indeed teach outdated information but you shouldn't base your worldview on them. Coles' Doggerland paper was published in 1998 for example with zero problems and is relatively highly cited. She has publications going back to 1992 about the topic if I'm not mistaken. Similarly, the English Channel is commonly accepted to have been above the water level during the Quaternary period. Sanjeev Gupta has been publishing about it for like two decades. Here's a fairly recent paper and the one from 2007. But sure, you absolutely cannot discuss it and it's some type of forbidden knowledge. Not like the paper can literally be downloaded for free.
 
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No clue what type of shithole you went to school in. Guess that elementary schools indeed teach outdated information but you shouldn't base your worldview on them. Coles' Doggerland paper was published in 1998 for example with zero problems and is relatively highly cited. She has publications going back to 1992 about the topic if I'm not mistaken. Similarly, the English Channel is commonly accepted to have been above the water level during the Quaternary period. Sanjeev Gupta has been publishing about it for like two decades. Here's a fairly recent paper and the one from 2007. But sure, you absolutely cannot discuss it and it's some type of forbidden knowledge. Not like the paper can literally be downloaded for free.
I did go to a shit hole school. It wasn't a shit hole in the first year there, but it was taken over by an academy and it became a testing ground for social experiments.

As for the second half where you're a sarcastic dick, you can download and read alsorts of shit that isn't 'allowed' to be discussed. We all knew sars was just a cough, but you couldn't say that for the longest time. Many such cases.
 
As for the second half where you're a sarcastic dick, you can download and read alsorts of shit that isn't 'allowed' to be discussed. We all knew sars was just a cough, but you couldn't say that for the longest time. Many such cases.
It's literally published in Nature. That's as establishment approved as it gets.

Edit: I included the links for a reason. Read nigga.
 
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