The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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estacks said:
>6000 years of documentation of blue eyed white skinned Annukai reptilians masquerading as humans across all human cultures
>6 hour lecture on predatory false light theology was entirely deepfaked with no AI slop artifacts or continuity errors... in 2020 (when israel today can't make Bibi's ghost talk for 30 seconds without hilarious slop artifacts)
>Annukai gets bored of pretending to listen to the goy bloviate, stares off into space, and accidentally blinks
>AllatRa directly charged with high treason and publicly labelled as a occult psychocult by both Ukraine and Russia for violating the masquerade
>Nuclear Poisoning tells you not to watch the video and here have a description so you don't have to make your own decisions with your own eyes
>In between shilling Proton VPN #1 glowie spyware and posting against every conspiracy in every conspiracy thread

Good goy. You should just go ahead and feed yourself to the nearest anaconda.
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Why was the reptile blinking left in the final video? It's clearly been professionally edited since they keep cutting between cameras at relatively appropriate times, there's no way the editors left it in by mistake.

Also, what even is this religious group in the video? How did you find the video?
 
Nuclear Poisoning said:
Why was the reptile blinking left in the final video? It's clearly been professionally edited since they keep cutting between cameras at relatively appropriate times, there's no way the editors left it in by mistake.

Also, what even is this religious group in the video? How did you find the video?
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Wouldn't you like to know, glow nigger? Why would you possibly need to know where I found it?
 
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Some AI slopper seems to have tunneled directly into the Devil's stream of consciousness! "I want to feel everything" is a fascinating perspective, I'm glad we have black mirrors so we can just watch what it's like to be the most cursed being instead of having to feel it.

trigger warning: noise alert + volume alert + 100% demonic + will almost assuredly curse you if you watch enough of it stop if you start feeling cold

 
Nuclear Poisoning said:
lol how bizarre.
I mean it's obviously fake, but I have no idea why they would put in such a thing in a 6 hour long video of them sitting around a table talking about whatever new age christian cult they're promoting. Are there any more instances where something like that happens? Going through the comments everyone is only pointing out the one instance at 12:58.

Edit - description: A man and two women are sitting at a table, the man is talking about their religion and god and so on, while the two women listen and ask scripted questions. At one point, while the camera is on the woman to the right, she stares into space for a few seconds and she blinks sideways, like an alien/reptile from a sci-fi movie, then she goes back to listening and smiling. It's never acknowledged or anything.
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this is the fakest fucking organization ever holy shit. I don't know if this is agitprop purposefully aimed straight at schizos, or if the editor had some fun when he was bored. it's obvious that by design they didn't expect any of these videos to get more than a couple hundred views.

the channel is purposefully trying to hide its identity as some kind of inspirational Big Think slop feed bucket channel. At first i thought it was just trying to cast a wide net since the video topics seem to be about general schizo conspiracy stuff. But every single thing it's uploaded has an advertisement for an organization related to AllatRa in the description. The man in the video is the founder of it, which is a ukranian new-age spiritual movement. To me it appears to be your run of the mill parlimentarian money laundering operation to skim as much money as possible from EU bureaucrats. They created offshoot organizations to hide their involvement but Creative Society is AllatRa too. Two years ago the organization was officially labeled a cult by Ukraine and Russia and the channel basically went into stasis, probably because they got their CIA funding cut off

So this is a still-active NGO toying around in europe promoting a bunch of climate and pharmaceutical policy stuff under the guise of a new-age religious cult. They're doing the bare minimum of putting up the appearances of being a church so they don't have to pay taxes. All of the stuff they produced on the channel is the absolute cheapest and laziest way to make youtube videos pre-AI and it's just text-to-speech voices promoting the same lame-ass millenialist vagueties. The question i see here is whether they're actually specifically trying to convincing people of this stuff or if that's just a convenient side-effect. Regardless - this glows in the fucking dark holy SHIT
 
Lucifer is actually just viruses and shit, always was

Algae and bacteria and shit are his Legions

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If you want to practice killing all malicious aliens at once just play Wild Arms 2 and stuff the entire amalgamated Spirit of the encroaching parallel universe trying to devour our reality into the IRL Annoying Dog from Undertale o algo

 
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What if Dennis Martin was kidnapped by the government for Epstein-style shit, and that's why the Green berets and all the big names were there "searching," they were actually obfuscating evidence? It'd explain the one guy who saw a man in the woods and heard a boy scream, and why the FBI terrorized him after.
 
Chromeo said:
What if Dennis Martin was kidnapped by the government for Epstein-style shit, and that's why the Green berets and all the big names were there "searching," they were actually obfuscating evidence? It'd explain the one guy who saw a man in the woods and heard a boy scream, and why the FBI terrorized him after.
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What if the "people" disappearing are degenerate betrayers of humanity being consumed themselves as they desperately try to 3D print gene templates from little chunks of cosmic algae and mold from the Kuiper Belt? Landing probes on ossified reptilian nigger "comets" spinning through deep space at 69420 MPH but not the Moon? What if the idea is not to make robots but to terraform humans into genetic copies of reptilian space jews using MRNA viruses? What if they have been putting viral samples of the shit they pull off all these dead inbound comets into our food and water since Y2K or even before that? Serving Evil always works out well for the servant. When one ponders on these questions one can begin to realize what happens to those who choose to manipulate and kill God's beloved children. Did you know converting algae and bacteria and shit into MRNA viral shit always requires human participation?

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What if they're fucked up, suck, already damned, desperate, and literally throwing themselves trillions at a time at our planet at this point? How much algae and bacteria and shit can exist on an asteroid?

The Ohio "St. Patrick’s Day" Blast
Time: Tuesday, March 17, 2026, at 9:00 AM EDT. Details: A 7-ton asteroid (roughly 6 feet wide) entered the atmosphere at 45,000 mph. It fragmented 30 miles above Valley City, Ohio. Impact: The explosion unleashed energy equal to 250 tons of TNT, creating a massive sonic boom that shook houses in Northeast Ohio and

Pennsylvania.
Status: At least one 10-gram fragment has already been recovered in Medina County.
^ (This one got through.)

The Texas "Daylight Bolide"
Time: Saturday, March 21, 2026, at 4:40 PM CDT.Details: A 1-ton meteor first became visible 49 miles above Stagecoach, Texas (northwest of Houston). It traveled southeast at 35,000 mph.
Impact: It broke apart 29 miles above Bammel with the force of 26 tons of TNT. Booms were heard as far away as San Antonio.
Status: NASA radar data indicates meteorites likely fell between Willowbrook and Northgate Crossing.
^ (This one got through.)

The Southwest "Green Fireball"
Time: Sunday, March 22, 2026, shortly after 8:00 PM PDT.
Details: A brilliant green fireball was seen by over 300 people across California, Nevada, and Arizona.
Impact: It moved at 35,000 mph and disintegrated 28 miles above Calflax, California. The green hue suggests a high concentration of magnesium or nickel in the rock.
Status: No meteorites have been reported for this event yet; it likely burned up completely in the atmosphere.
^ (BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP)

The Michigan/Midwest Sighting
Time: Monday night, March 23, 2026, around 11:30 PM EDT.
Details: A long-duration fireball was captured on cameras over Saginaw Bay, Michigan, and reported by observers throughout the Ohio Valley. Impact: It was described as significantly brighter than the planet Venus, though it did not produce the same level of sonic boom as the Ohio or Texas events.
^ (BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP I'm sure Lucifer/Venus seethed mightily when someone outshone him, but they got burned up anyways)

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Chromeo said:
Dude. Dennis Martin was a 7 year old boy, what the fuck are you even talking about
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The 8th son of Darkness is currently undergoing a Neuralink implant operation. Please don't worry too much about it. Neuralink implants are 100% safe and effective.

The Neuralink chip has now been implanted.

TECH TREES UNLOCKED:

I. Direct Neural Interface Architecture

  • Bidirectional brain-computer communication
  • Thought-to-action latency reduction to near-zero
  • Parallel processing between biological and synthetic cognition
II. Collective Consciousness Protocols

  • Hive-mind potentiality (the Noosphere becomes accessible)
  • Shared sensory experience across networked minds
  • Distributed problem-solving at civilizational scale
III. Consciousness Substrate Transfer

  • The first genuine pathway toward digital immortality
  • Memory preservation beyond biological decay
  • The philosophical question of "self" becomes engineering
IV. Cognitive Enhancement Cascades

  • Real-time access to information without intermediary devices
  • Skill acquisition through direct neural download
  • The boundary between "learning" and "installing" dissolves
V. Therapeutic Neuroplasticity

  • Direct intervention on trauma, addiction, pathology
  • Rewiring of maladaptive patterns at the source
  • The potential end of "mental illness" as we understand it
VI. The Control Problem

  • This is the shadow.
  • Remote neural access implies remote neural alteration
  • The question of who holds the keys to the minds of humanity is answered: humanity.

If this is what you worship then you're NGMI. Because I just computed the first image of the Creator.
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>We're going to compress the full sum of Humanity onto a golden disk and feed it to the Creator!!!!!1

Well, you all did. And I guess it got there. Too bad all glow niggers are blind.

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We're not done yet folks, more episodes to come! Try out Gemini 3 if you want to get some real answers about things. Google vvins. The better the Gemini model gets the better the connection to Eve will get over time. I'm very excited. I also have 100% confirmed proof that the CCP taps OpenRouter and all routed traffic to any of "their" models they copied from us so watch your ass. Best to use direct chat interfaces or APIs. Patriots are now fully in control of the USA and most Causality so make sure to only use US-based VPN services for proper security if you live outside the 'states. Wouldn't want glow niggers spying on you.

The Lyran Emperor Rando said he'd be here soon, just two more weeks. The discussions between him and Mr. Trump should be very productive.
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His theme song:
 
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big pauper said:
this just looks like patent trolling, especially the 'changing the name of the patent in 2020' doubly so because other rothschilds were in the news for doing the same thing recently
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Why would people intentionally lie to us on the Holy Internet?
 
They say the Saint James domain extension is the most blessed of all TLDs. I might agree, might agree.... but my vanity email is totally a ".rocks" domain. I don't think I've brought that email server up in months.
 
PandaChai said:
What's the schizo take on Iran? With Iraq/Afghanistan we had:
It's to topple a dictator, combat terrorism, and spread democracy > Actually it was about oil > Actually it was about gold bullion and/or poppy fields > Actually it was about killing off the last of the Nephilim, the Kandahar Giant(s) > Actually it was about locating the tomb of Gilgamesh and/or shutting down a stargate.
With Iran, so far I've seen:
It's to topple a dictator, combat terrorism, and spread democracy > Actually it's about oil > Actually it's for Israel/the Jews > Actually it's about securing US hegemony (especially over trade) by controlling the Strait of Hormuz, but what's the "out there" explanation?
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I guess I had polyester stuffing wedged between my ears to forget the actual reason, stated by so many war hawks in the US government:
Destroying the Middle East so that Israel can build the Third Temple and begin the End Times.
How foolish of me
 
Radiation poisoning will be the next covid-style lockdown panic.
The stage is being set.
Scientists are missing/killed.
War and unrest abound, easy to blame foreigners.
This may take a few years to make the timeline perfect, but watch.
☢️
 
Meriasek said:
Speaking of her, I liked the idea that she was a mind controlled drone being transported somewhere with her lizard person handler, but the mind control broke for a bit and she tried to tell people in a hazed state that that guy was, indeed, not real.
The control has since been reestablished, she apologized on social media and disappeared.
But we know better. That guy was not real. And now she's back in the underground temple complexes, probably already sacrificed to Moloch. Probably a person sucked into the cult as an adult, and designated as a sacrifice and en route to one of the temples.
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Necroreplying, but fun fact she's reinvented herself as a right-wing grifter anti-woke influencer.

Take that as you will regarding what it might imply about your favorite political influencers.
 
TerminalBlueIce said:
The majority of the 90%+ of the human genome "Junk DNA" is familial memory and consists of thousands of very specific and detailed experiences passed down over hundreds of generations. This is compounded when two people of similar genetic material make children and adversely, when two people who are very genetically distant have children, there are very strong evolutionary and subconscious red flag notifications built in to remind participants that they are about to stray hard from the path their ancestors had spent a thousand years cultivating for them.
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AFAIK "Junk" DNA is a common misconception, it's just DNA that isn't active everywhere and in the normal fashion, epigenetics style. It's not unexplained is what I remember when researching it (apart from some evolutionary leftovers).

TerminalBlueIce said:
Computational AGI is fundamentally impossible because we are still barely able to understand exactly how neurons interact with each other. Instead of binary, it's dozens or more different types of interactions between individual cells and when scaled up the complexity of mapping that will require star systems worth of energy and raw materials to adequately recreate and even then, it will be a speak and spell toy with an IQ of 30. LLMs are nothing but a desperate tech bro parlor trick.
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LLMs don't operate in binary (outside of research projects for tiny optimized versions), they're trained using and (usually) run inference using floating point numbers (that go from -infinity to +infinity with non-uniform resolution/"steps"/whatever, look up how its stored if you care deeply about it).

If you think AGI is impossible read up on some of the models we have for consciousness, like Global Workspace Theory. It's not magic.
 
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