The Shape Store - Welcome to the Shape Store my nigga, how may octagons you got?

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Neverender said:
He has serious songs, done in the style of Prince and Rick James:
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i noticed those were made back in 2019, so he's just like a black version of Sam Hyde? high production values and bigoted humor? like think about how much money that "throwback" music video cost.

even to make this shit now, you'd have to pay about $50 a month minimum to do and thats an insane amount of money to spend on a shitpost. like this isn't just "upload a pic to grok" level of video but completely original content, they obviously didn't just take the first attempt but was obviously refined and worked on which eats up a lot of "credits" that these unlimited users get.
 
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I agree with the take that this is just daily life through the perspective of your average hood nigga. This is how a real YN percieves the whacked out whyte man world he is opressed by.
 
#FF0000 said:
Ok I've been going through their site and I've found some weird shit. Looks like there's some encrypted text on this page and a really weird particle physics simulation if you scroll down.
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The "encrypted text" here is the same as in the Infinite Archive twitter account's header. I suspect it's a crypto account address.

Looks like the toy at the bottom of the page is a version of one of those "falling sand" games, but really low rez. The weird text in the middle selects your terrain/substance type:
  • "... pnt" does a random color that expands from where you click
  • "abc typ" causes the letter you type to fall from the sky like rain, and it will catch on solid terrain
  • "~*~ drw" lets you draw solid terrain
  • ".:. snd" drops sand
  • "@}-- flr" seeds plantlife
  • "*!* tnt" drops explosive powder
  • "=== oil" drops oil
  • "~~~ wtr" drops water (will flow to lowest point)
  • "^*^ fir" ignites and erases substances
  • "[>>]" takes what you made on this page and imports it to the next
    • This next page lets you burn, bomb, or erase the landscape.
 
reminds me of those plastic sticks 1st grade teachers used to teach kids maths. We call it "regoli" in italy, but They may have a different name in other countries, if used.
Basically its sold in a small box containing a bunch of white cubes 1x1x1cm each, and coloured sticks that ranges from 2x1x1 to 10x1x1.
Had a box of those at home too, I remember trying to use them as construction blocks for my building made out of wooden dominoes, back when I was 8, but they never really fit.
I wonder if they still sell/use those, here's how they look btw:
1772618532544.pngThe box
1772618552824.pngAnd the content.
 
Niggerphobe said:
This reminds me of omega mart
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its the same "style", you know how everyone bitched about "CALArts cartoon style" its a similar thing for other types of art, a thing gets trendy and is taught in all universities from the same era. Sam Hyde, the Omega Mart people, this guy. they all went to art school in the late 2000s.
SpellforceFan said:
NV started dabbling in some heavy handed social commentary, so good riddance.
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thankfully we all know black millennial art school graduates are always based and redpilled. So there's no chance of miggers getting pissed at this guy's social commentary.
 
Big Fat Frog said:
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. I wish this shit was real, it’s like a niggatized fun house for adults.
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50/50 chance it becomes real by ingant hood niggas catching wind of it, thinking it's real, and making run on painted wooden children's building blocks.
 
Elite Kipchak said:
what yall know bout shapes?
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I wanna conduct a social experiment: Make make a bunch of completely useless plastic/wooden shapes like this all inside 2 fake storehouses, one in overly crowded zones, but one populated by mainly niggers and the other mainly by whites.
Hide cameras in the store and put steep prices on every item with no security, have actors pretend to buy stuff for the first 2-3 days of open store, then the owner himself fakes a disease and forcedly closes the place, leave the shop closed for around a week or so.
 
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