The Shape Store - Welcome to the Shape Store my nigga, how may octagons you got?

[Jotch]

can a nigga borrow a square?

>can't even afford a square

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

 

[A Bic Lighter]

You could throw an Adult Swim bumper on these and I would without question believe it was one of their short skits. It does a good job of capturing that childish fantasy of urban nightlife that the adult in me knows doesn't exist.

 

[PhoBingas]

i too would enjoy walking around the shape factory with my melanated brotha's.

Would work a shift at the Shape Factory with my Yakubian brother.

Can a nigga cop a dodecahedron?

Sorry, all I got are Rhombicuboctahedrons.

 

[no-exit]

If I die with 40oz of malt liquor and a pack of menthols in my hands, by Odin's fade, I will be sent to the great Shape Store in the sky.

 

[Akashic Retard]

yo I get paid Friday who tryna hit up the shape store

 

[Looney Troons]

I’ve watched every single one of these and they make me so happy. I am so amused by this and I hope it takes off.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

"Oh yeah? Well the shape store called..."

 

[Star Classic]

If only being a nigga was this fun and real.

I thought the shape store heist was pretty fun.

 

[Vibralldo]

I saw a Domino's ad for the $9.99 any pizza deal and it's just self shot black people hollering in their cars

Shape stores are everywhere for those with eyes

 

[Maldemort]

yo I get paid Friday who tryna hit up the shape store

Get out of here white ass nigga. We ain’t finna pay fo shit up in da shape sto feel me?

 

[Chromeo]

Ok I've been going through their site and I've found some weird shit. Looks like there's some encrypted text on this page and a really weird particle physics simulation if you scroll down.

https://www.infinitearchive.net/bgs.html

oh god, is this a new ARG?

 

[gernig]

The nigrooms

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

If the Shape Store truly is a vision of Black Heaven, then I'm kind of jealous and hope I get to visit it as a day trip from White Heaven.

 

[R00k]

The nigrooms

C'mon man, The Blackrooms was right there.

 

[Jotch]

BET only had to wait 20 years

 

[Distant Ranger]

“Shape shoppers could be here…”

 

[KRAINOS]

damn, new Poppy Playtime is going hard

 

[Not A Cat Person]

I was waiting for Will Stancil to show up.

 

[Domestic Cat]

Penis shaped circle