The Shape Store - Welcome to the Shape Store my nigga, how may octagons you got?

[Sebben Crudele II]

Can you imagine nogs enthusiastically discussing Flatland?

 

[Ratboy Genius]

 

[peachlover669]

Would work a shift at the Shape Factory with my Yakubian brother.

you could find me workin the cubing machine any day of the week my niggalo, perhaps even a shift or two at the rhombusinator if i feel fancy.

 

[PhoBingas]

you could find me workin the cubing machine any day of the week my niggalo, perhaps even a shift or two at the rhombusinator if i feel fancy.

I'm partial to the isodecagon press myself. Easy to just zone out and before you know it your shift is done.

 

[ChompChomp]

I like to work my lats on the deltoidal hexecontahedron machine, then release some pent-up stress by doing a few laps in the pentagonal orthocupolarotunda pool.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Best thread all week.

 

[Maldemort]

Won’t someone please consider that sweet sweet Rhombussy

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

“Shape shoppers could be here…”View attachment 8652811

"With four toruses, two cylinders and a rectangle you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[Jotch]

AI has even replaced black people on the Internet @Null

https://www.tiktok.com/@a.i.solation

 

[Alaska20k]

I like the choo choo train they all try to climb on

 

[Sludgeholden]

Im disappointed this thread ain't about selling pink triangle user badges, because lolcows coming from this site tend to be funny as fuck

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

I'm watching this. I hope it becomes the official one stop shop for everything blacks doing ridiculous things.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

word of advice don't go in the deeper ends of the cube aisle they got tesseracts in there and i h̷̼̞̔̈́̈ǎ̷͎͍̕͠ṿ̸̮̃ẽ̸͇̗̳̘̪̅n̸̗̈́͋͋͗̍̚'̵̗̭̲̞̊̍̉t̴̩̋͐́͠ ̷͇̒̍͋̈͠b̴̗͙͍̞͉̏͛́͝ę̴̩̼̀́̅ë̶͓̪͚̽n̷͙̙͆͊́ f̶͖͈̯́̓é̴̡̠̪͖̠̞̭͓̽́͊́͌̈͜͠e̷͕̪͖̤̖͉͈͉̯̅̓̑͐͐̊͛̋̊̽ḽ̸͚͔͑̍̏̒͝í̶̡̡̨͓̼̙̹̬͇͇̯͑͌̏̽̔̈́̍̓͊̕͝͝n̵͇̥̳͕̼̐̈́̎̉͐͑̽͠g̷͚͉̣̟̿ ̵͈̺̞͖̬̤̲̏͊̆́̈́q̶̖̿͌̑̃͌ǘ̷̢̬̖͕̺̟͍̟̞̻̦̮̘į̵̧̢͔̻̣̣͚͎̇̆͒̀͊͝t̴̢̪̺̝̝̤̥̹̉͆̆e̸̙̼̖̣̘̞̣͔̋̿̽̿̏̑̕ m̷̢̧̡̢̖̗̥̹̻̞̬̺̦̝̗̜͈͇̪̟̬̲̫̼̩͍̻̭̹͚̹̳͇̪̲̰̗̦̟̣͌̊̋̔̽̎̈́̀̽͜ͅͅy̸̧̠̤̜̮͇̠̣̘̝̭̺͈͕͇̝̱̘̳̟͔̦̖̿̎̊͝s̴̨̡̢̧̧̛͙̣̘̩̣̖̯̪̫̖͓̲̺̜̪͚͈̭̗̬̺̥͉̤̩̦̭̯̮͈͖͇̝̬͇̥̼̫͓̪͇͆͑͂͛̀͋̒̐͐͆̈́̏̈́̌̓̏̅̆͒̇͗̈́́̈́̕̚̕e̷̢̢̢̡̢̛̦̝͚̗̯̠̪̦̦̬̟̭̜̼̲̜͗̏̈́̈̓̅̓͂̓̐̌͂̄̿͆̃̉̈́͛͆̂̋͂̽͐̿͊̄̈́͋̀́̋̔̂͑͐̈̆͒̓̋̚̕̚͠͠͝l̷̛̛̗̘͂̄͐̿̉̃̒̏̇͆̋̏̌̆͝f̵̣̪̙̹͔̣̹͈̞̩̝̬̲̦̞͍̰͉͚̿̏̅͋͊̔̇̄͋̈̾̐̓͛̀̏͋͊̀̆̅̌͒̎̄͆̇̒́̑̃́̀̚̚͘̕͜͝ ̸̢̡̡̢̡̲̠̭̝̣͇̱͖̪̪͚̺̼̯̼̲͓̣̳̣͕̖̹̘̪͈̤̜̩̭̤̺̦̀̆̏̓̎̈́̈́͊̀͑͊̓̌̇̈́̈́̓̅̽̂͘̕͝ͅͅs̵͎̠̗͑͛̈́͐̑̍̂̑͋̈́̈̋̍̃̽̂̂̔̽͝͠i̷̡̨̢̡̠̥͓̺͈͇̳̰̖̟̹͓̼̦̻͇̟̫̰͖͖̦̣̦͇͎͓̟̬̹̖̮͔̝̜͊͗̍͛͛̓̂̍͋͐̑̒̑̆̍͆̋̃̓̿͗̆̾̓͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅn̷̨̛̤̳͉͓̪̘͍̙̣̭͎͎̺̗͙̥̱̯̞͇̖̩̬̝͈̦̬͓̩͔̞̣͈̰̻͚͖̲̻̤̗̱͍̩͍̗̻͉̯̓̈́͗̈̆͆́́̊̋͗͗̆̇͐̈́͋̈́̆̏̎̀̿̑̇͌͌̓̈̓̿́͋̔̏̈́́̄͊̎̚͜͠͠͝c̸̢̧̧̧̡̧̡̨͕͉̥̯̟̬̠̘̣̪̙̭̘̝͇̮̼̲̗̬̠̩̖̘̜̞̙̥̳͈̲͉̺̩̱̗̦̗̫̀̆͗͑̔̏͂͌͆͊̔͊͒̍͊͠ͅȩ̷̡̧̢̨̢̛̝̫̻͖̠̥̯̖̺͍̮͇̪͚̠̫̜̘̘͕͔͕̳̦͕̬̤̰͌̈́͗̄́́̽͑́̓͐̀͛͒͊̈́̀͛͋̍́̾̄̃̊͒̽͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅ

 

[no-exit]

The grind never stops

 

[Doug S]

this took an alarming six seconds for me to realize this was ai

Yeah I made it a long time before I realized it was AI. I’m actually embarrassed.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

 

[GlowyNigger]

Nah, real niggas knows the power of the quatrefoil!

Check out this gigga nigga, the raw power of the quatrefoil!

Update! Tyrone "Black Quatre" Smith just dropped his new rap to much critical acclaim:

Spoiler: Not for non shape-enthusiasts.

Yo, listen up, this that shape talk, straight from the curb,We out here spittin’ geometry, no nerds gettin’ served.


Circles roll smooth but they basic, no edges, no fight,Squares too boxy, lookin’ stiff like they scared of the night.Triangles pointy, always snitchin’, got three sides of shade,Hexagons cool for the bees, but they copy-paste, overplayed.


But hold up—step into the glow, let me put you on game,Quatrefoil the king, four-leaf legend, changin’ the frame.Four curved lobes like a boss, symmetric, clean, elite,Gothic cathedrals chose it, Renaissance said “that’s heat!”


Yo quatrefoil poppin’, it’s flexin’ on every wall,Tiles in the mosque, iron gates, luxury in the hall.It got that soft power vibe, never sharp, never square,While other shapes out here basic, quatrefoil rare.


Circles wish they had flair, squares wish they could bend,Triangles mad jealous, tryna compete but they end.Octagons tryna act hard, still gettin’ slept on the low,Quatrefoil just smirkin’ like “y’all already know.”


From the fleur-de-lis cousin to the luck in the leaf,Four perfect arcs, bruh, that’s belief.So next time you see one carved in the stone or the floor,Bow down to the greatest—quatrefoil forevermore.


Quatre-foil the GOAT, rest in peace to the rest,Four-lobed royalty, better than all of the rest.Mic drop. Shape crown secured.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I, too, was taken off guard for far too long. Is it pure creation when a marketing campaign uses the nigger kulchurr or it is parody?
Although, I am very interested to see more of these nightmares.
You know what this actually reminds me of? The media of the 80's. How all niggas just hung out and had they own nitches and didn't fuck with nobody, was a good influence especially of kids with broken households. I know I know. Media! Am I right? But I kind of wish this was actually real. Just real nigga bros being real niggas without stepping on the Air's and scuffing the toe. No guns, just music and fun.
The only not real thing about these videos (aside from the ai-obvious) is how no other nigga clan comes busting in to fuck with niggas having a good time.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Love it. Seal of approval.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I saw a Domino's ad for the $9.99 any pizza deal and it's just self shot black people hollering in their cars

Shape stores are everywhere for those with eyes

I nod off and wake up Dulles. I check in at O'Hare. I look out of my window to see shape stores everywhere. He set up shop in every major town like a franchise.