The Shape Store - Welcome to the Shape Store my nigga, how may octagons you got?

[The Mighty Banth]

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Welcome to Shape Shack, how may I take your order?

This is the autist's dream meal.

 

[Jotch]

 

[TruffleSpark]

What's the jeet version of The Shape Store? Surely something involving cows.

 

[Joseph McCarthy]

What's the jeet version of The Shape Store? Surely something involving cows.

A bar that only sells cow piss cocktails and cow shit?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Isn't there some album by Genesis called Shapes?

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

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They did say Trump had a lot in common with negroes. I bet he likes the gold plated dodecahedrons

 

[Migraine Box]

Isn't there some album by Genesis called Shapes?

No, but the cover for their 1983 self-titled album definitely fits the bill

 

[Pomniman]

Isn't there some album by Genesis called Shapes?

Praise Yakub for this bountiful ear rape.

 

[TruffleSpark]

New Shape Just Dropped:

 

[Chaotic Good Barbarian]

He has serious songs, done in the style of Prince and Rick James:

Just a touch of Bon Scott era ACDC, too. The “wild thang” tom rolls, lol. Ngl I kinda like ‘Hard Pass.’

 

[Chaotic Good Barbarian]

can a nigga borrow a square?

Now how is a nigga gonna borrow a square? Is you gonna give it back?

 

[Colapesce]

The Ancient Origins of the Shape Store

 

[Нарру Саmреr]

A spiral? I can't wait until they stock that at my local store. A mythical shape like that will probably cause mayhem when they run out, like when that guy mugged a woman who got the last chicken sandwich from Popeye's.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

The Ancient Origins of the Shape Store

Can't wait for some autistic redditor to feel the need to debunk this because they don't realise it's a joke, all in a 3 hour long video of course.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

The Ancient Origins of the Shape Store

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This is starting to feel like the backrooms. How long until The Shape Store becomes a horror meme?

 

[TruffleSpark]

This is starting to feel like the backrooms. How long until The Shape Store becomes a horror meme?

One of the charming things about The Shape Store is that even though violence is constantly happening, nobody ever seems to get hurt or even inconvenienced in any way. Seems like the opposite of a horror setting to me.

 

[Bnuny]

This is starting to feel like the backrooms. How long until The Shape Store becomes a horror meme?

No TV Tropes page for Shape Store yet. So far, we're in the clear.

 

[spacko]

One of the charming things about The Shape Store is that even though violence is constantly happening, nobody ever seems to get hurt or even inconvenienced in any way. Seems like the opposite of a horror setting to me.

yeah undying eternity with niggers sounds great

man i need me some more shape store

 

[Agares]

I'm glad KF has a Shape Store thread because it's spreading to all the right communities. Like the Fishtank fanbase.

Indeed, pristine theatrics are canon.

 

[Alfred Delapore]

"Yo, we proud to announce The Shape Store's new collaboromation wif famed mathematician, Terence Tao. Professor Tizz-ao finna create some brand new, never-before-seen shapes exclusive to our store. I know y'all familiar wif his work in geometric combinatorics but even y'all niggaz ain't ready for the Asian tricknology he ready to drop. Das rite, the limited edition Penrose Triangle will be here on April 20 and only the hundred freshest, dopest niggaz finna get one!"