The shitty advice thread

[Lilac1]

Guys, I think I might be nonbinary. How do I come out to my friends/family

Youtube video with MLP characters

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Guys, I think I might be nonbinary. How do I come out to my friends/family

No point. Walk away. The troons are your family now.

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

How do I break up with my gf

Start calling her JULAY and jerk in front of her

 

[Lame Entropy]

I think there's a squirrel in my attic, how do I get it out?

 

[obliviousbeard]

I think there's a squirrel in my attic, how do I get it out?

Apply burning napalm

 

[TiggerNits]

I think there's a squirrel in my attic, how do I get it out?

Hold it down and shit in its mouth

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

How can I get my epic Rock and Roll McDonald's Breakfast past 10 AM?

 

[PT 522]

How can I get my epic Rock and Roll McDonald's Breakfast past 10 AM?

Set your clock four hours back. That way, you can get it all the way until 2 pm.

 

[YW 525]

When you see a fork in the road, take it.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

When you see a fork in the road, take it.

What about a spoon in the road?

 

[JM 590]

What about a spoon in the road?

Run over anyone spooning in the road because they are degenerate deviants who are asking for death anyway

 

[PT 522]

I'm trying to get a lesbian to date me but she's being a misogynist and says she doesn't want to suck my girlcock! What's a dainty laydee to do?

 

[Stoneheart]

I'm trying to get a lesbian to date me but she's being a misogynist and says she doesn't want to suck my girlcock! What's a dainty laydee to do?

CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I'm trying to get a lesbian to date me but she's being a misogynist and says she doesn't want to suck my girlcock! What's a dainty laydee to do?

“Does this brick smell like chloroform to you?”

 

[Comicsgeist]

Guys, I think I might be nonbinary. How do I come out to my friends/family

Surprise them with the info by having them all arrested for a lifetime of misgendering you with the wrong pronoun!

 

[Comicsgeist]

I think there's a squirrel in my attic, how do I get it out?

Present your nuts at the trapdoor in an attempt to lure the little fucker out.

 

[Comicsgeist]

How can I get my epic Rock and Roll McDonald's Breakfast past 10 AM?

 

[PT 522]

I'm a world famous rap star. People are saying I stole some old dead faggot's beat. I tell them my song is better because I'm in it and also it's totally different and not plagiarized. They don't believe me. What do?
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[obliviousbeard]

Buy a mansion

 

[Cackspangler]

I'm a world famous rap star. People are saying I stole some old dead faggot's beat. I tell them my song is better because I'm in it and also it's totally different and not plagiarized. They don't believe me. What do?
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Spoiler: ONLY CORRECT ANSWER

You can also shove a plastic straw up your dick and squeeze one of those big bottles of lemon juice right in.