The game would start and you couldn't even move. All that happens, your sim pulls down his pants, sucks his thumb, and takes a shit. This THIRD game, you couldn't even get past the title screen. All that happens, you push start, and your sim falls down and farts. The FOURTH game doesn't even work at all. You just put it in your Super Nintendo....and it explodes. The fifth game isn't even a game, it's just...a bag of shit that says "The Sims 5" on it. And there's a new one coming out on the PS4, using the latest state-of-the-art technology of constructing the disc out of orangutan diarrhea.