TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[mlanguishi]

What an attention whore.

She's in a San Fran area hospital, but she'll probably get a 72 hour brutal no-contact issue.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Warthog is so humble and unselfish. Glad to see that while her best and only friend is posting suicide attempts on Twitter, she still has time to complain that she ate too much.

 

[Carlos Thin]

She's baiting. But I think it's kind of a serious baiting. Nothing says you can't bait and also pull a Edit: Cowish, no need to worry:

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If there ever is a random.jpg, I nominate this. This is the very essence of a lolcow

 

[mlanguishi]

If there ever is a random.jpg, I nominate this. This is the very essence of a lolcow

I remember Siskel and Ebert thing when he talked about 'She's Out of Control'... And he said we have had the best jobs in the world, but sometimes it's 'rough'. This stuff isn't really easy to take sometimes, it's rough.

I'm not giving these cows any way, but it's kinda tough to make them THIS bad.

 

[The Cunting Death]

She's baiting. But I think it's kind of a serious baiting. Nothing says you can't bait and also pull a Edit: Cowish, no need to worry:

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How do you fuck up this badly at attempting to suicide

Just get a belt, tie it around your throat and tighten that fucker.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I remember Siskel and Ebert thing when he talked about 'She's Out of Control'... And he said we have had the best jobs in the world, but sometimes it's 'rough'. This stuff isn't really easy to take sometimes, it's rough.

I'm not giving these cows any way, but it's kinda tough to make them THIS bad.

If the stupidity of the cows are getting to you, then I recommend quitting the threads for a while. Hang out in general discussion, shitpost, you'll feel better

 

[Kevin Roberts]

I just love how much she thinks that attention seeking = popular. Sure, she is popular, but as a LolCow, not someone who is contributing something useful or being a Role Model.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Well, one thing I'll give Spoony, he never went so far as to pretend to try to kill himself with a plastic bag over his head. But that would cause his to be uncomfortable for a while, so he'd only suicide by something he knows will kill him instantly.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

She's baiting. But I think it's kind of a serious baiting. Nothing says you can't bait and also pull a Edit: Cowish, no need to worry:

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Hahaha i actually loled for real here. Omg that is so stupid. thank god she is well enough to reach the phone for a selfie. Jeeesus christ...

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Well, one thing I'll give Spoony, he never went so far as to pretend to try to kill himself with a plastic bag over his head. But that would cause his to be uncomfortable for a while, so he'd only suicide by something he knows will kill him instantly.

Its the year of our Lord and Savior, Spoony. He wouldn't off himself, because the review is in the rendering queue, ready to be unleashed to the World, for his glorious return. It was announced by the internet prophets, so it will definitely happen, there is no sarcasm, irony or doubt about it.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

She's baiting. But I think it's kind of a serious baiting. Nothing says you can't bait and also pull a Edit: Cowish, no need to worry:

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If she's serious she needs to look into making an exit bag with helium. If she does it right she'll go to sleep and won't have to worry about tearing the bag away. She's not serious, though, so she probably doesn't even know what an exit bag is.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

You know if I wanted to kill myself, and found the tools and method I wanted; I would probably just go ahead and kill myself. I certainly wouldn’t declare it on Twitter to potentially wind up in the funny farm. Either this woman is incredibly dense or horribly narcissistic.

That's basically what happens, people who do commit suicide don't tell others about their plans, and are often described as oddly happy or relaxed by the people who last saw them. Remember being told by someone in the industry that someone threatening to jump won't do so, otherwise they would have just done it.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

That's basically what happens, people who do commit suicide don't tell others about their plans, and are often described as oddly happy or relaxed by the people who last saw them. Remember being told by someone in the industry that someone threatening to jump won't do so, otherwise they would have just done it.

Exactly. But Japan went one step further:

Spoiler: Disturbing content ahead

 

[Spunt]

"Life is futile, I'm so depressed that I'm going to take action to end my life."

"Let me post a picture of it to Twitter."

The very definition of attention-seeking.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

That's basically what happens, people who do commit suicide don't tell others about their plans, and are often described as oddly happy or relaxed by the people who last saw them. Remember being told by someone in the industry that someone threatening to jump won't do so, otherwise they would have just done it.

eh, I've seen a few cases of people threatening suicide on social media and then actually going through with it. Some people are just attention seekers but for others it is a legit cry for help and it someone doesn't get to them in time they go through with it.

 

[Jeanette Voerman]

She's baiting. But I think it's kind of a serious baiting. Nothing says you can't bait and also pull a Edit: Cowish, no need to worry:

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I've never felt worse for laughing at something. She's obviously a very sick woman, but this is fucking hilarious. Reminds me of the cops arriving at Jussie Smollett's apartment with the noose still around his neck and asking, "You wanna take it off or anything?"

 

[Bunny Tracks]

She's baiting. But I think it's kind of a serious baiting. Nothing says you can't bait and also pull a Edit: Cowish, no need to worry:

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Before I read the caption, I thought she had taped toliet paper around her head for some reason.

What actually happened is much funnier.

 

[Fareal]

I hope this screencap appears many times on the internet for years to come. This is unintentionally hilarious.

If you are going to make parasuicidal attempts for attention, at least make a half arsed attempt at it. This is up there with "overdosed on six paracetamol"

 

[Water Resistance]

She's baiting. But I think it's kind of a serious baiting. Nothing says you can't bait and also pull a Edit: Cowish, no need to worry:

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She may have "failed" to "kill" herself, but she almost made me die of laughter with that post.

EDIT:

>I would miss you
>My worst nightmare

Can saint Rachel ever not make things to be about herself?

 

[the khat quaffer]

She's baiting. But I think it's kind of a serious baiting. Nothing says you can't bait and also pull a Edit: Cowish, no need to worry:

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Anyone else getting some serious Baby Huey vibes from that pic lmfao

The roll of tape almost resembles a big red baby rattle

@mlanguishi I apologize. At first I thought "wtf is this retard talking about depressionmuse for...this is a spoony thread...fixin' to tell you to fuck off..." but then you got this absolute GEM of a post. You've struck gold here. Kudos.