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Why are they standing infront of a loan place anyway? Usually very uninteresting things happen in these but what was even the point in filming this?
 
Finally watched the video:

More like the "Slow creeping suicide" Squad.

OK, was there a point to the first half of the video aside from being a time-filler so she can rake in another 35¢ in ad revenue? She just kept the camera running and barely said anything, allowing everybody else to make the quality khantent for her.

"I need a number one"
Not I'd like a number one, or I'll have a number one; but "I need a number one".
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So glad you're working through your "Social Anxiety", GORL! It must be tough for you to constantly go out to dinner as well as going to the movies.

Listening to you gasp for air in between sentences is painful. I imagine you have to wear a C-PAP mask to bed. If you don't that's the reason why you aren't getting any sleep.

Edit: thought of funny joke after posting.
 
Long time lurker said:
Edited again: a Google search for "fruit of the loom eversoft dual defense" yields results for men's tees, and one of the colors is the elusive navy green, but Fruit of the Loom calls it military green.
4XL chest measurement is 58in to 60in.
Link to Walmart's listing and a note that I was wrong. Those tees are not $5.00. They cost $4.48.
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Yeah dual defense is exclusively a brand for men, so it seems weird that she'd say "yes, I'm a 4XL!" as if it's something to brag about, unless she thinks people wouldn't/couldn't look it up. Or she doesn't know that ladies and gents sizes are different because nobody ever taught her that.
 
So she has a new plan (which is basically meal prepping and watching what she eats)? And it's definitely going to work this time? And now she's is getting another last hurrah? AND we are supposed to believe she can swim when she's out of breath just talking?
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Morag said:
Why are they standing infront of a loan place anyway? Usually very uninteresting things happen in these but what was even the point in filming this?
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They were all together for some reason so it was a great oppertunity to show that they are all great friends and everything is alright.
 
Wittgenstein in drag said:
So she has a new plan (which is basically meal prepping and watching what she eats)? And it's definitely going to work this time? And now she's is getting another last hurrah? AND we are supposed to believe she can swim when she's out of breath just talking? View attachment 454833
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God, she even has fat fingers. She's got like babychub proportions on an adult's body.
 
While riding home from feeding her face she records the car radio " Don't let the bastards get you down, don't let the ass holes wear you out." She is so damn subtle.
Those shirts are definitely Men's T's.
It would feel so good to her to have her tush in the water. She hasn't been able to soak that thing in who knows how long. But I can't picture her walking on an uneven sandy bottomed lake without falling down.
 
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⛩️Chinese buffet✅
Sonic✅
Texas Roadhouse✅

She is just so laughable.....she sure brings this all on herself!! It's Ridiculous. 600 ell bees here we come! She really the bigest troll.

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Morag said:
Why are they standing infront of a loan place anyway? Usually very uninteresting things happen in these but what was even the point in filming this?
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It's next to a restaurant that they go to regularly. I dont watch the videos and cant keep track but they go to restaurants in strip malls. I recognized that loan shark window and that's a testament to how rote and banal their life is.

It's gone beyond absurd when a hater who doesnt even watch your videos can already can be like "Woah you go to that place 5 times weekly." Since you eat out 2 meals a day, even if you rotate the places you go to, you only go to 3-5 places. I mean she eats out so often I can almost believe she does make something ridiculous like 2-3K/month off of youtube alone but she just spends that much on eating out.

Amberlynn if you read kiwifarms, know that most people would think eating out once a week is excessive in terms of monthly eating out. She eats out at LEAST every day.

I loathe to call people consumers because society breeds and lives off consumers but Becky's the epitome of a consumer. Amberlynn too.

They will perpetually be trapped in this downward spiral where Becky is too lazy and complacent and happy to be fed like a dog, and Amberlynn is too codependent and glad to be taken care of to change, and they both fucking slowly deteriorate but never die because theyre technically "young" so will be taken care of even though theyre low key screaming to be put out of their misery.
 
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drtoboggan said:
Fat Amber should be a competitive eater.
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Skinny people tend to win those competitions because they have more room for expansion of their stomach. Crazy but true. Maybe she could own though, who knows? Why not try? She doesn't have anything better to do.
 
sperginity said:
Skinny people tend to win those competitions because they have more room for expansion of their stomach. Crazy but true. Maybe she could own though, who knows? Why not try? She doesn't have anything better to do.
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She’d do it for the free food.
 
I find Becky very rude to those drive through employees, that's the second time she's been filmed speaking to them without so much as a please or thank you.
I'm not American so maybe it's not such a big deal ?
 
Even the cats have to stay in the bathroom with AL now. And staying over at Becky's other sister's place because I guess they were thrown out from the other sister's after AL filmed too much of the messy place. I think filming in front of the tax services is throwing shade to everyone asking if she does her taxes.
 
So that sonic meal she got was damn near 1k calories. Keep up the hard work, Amber. You're really working hard for your goalz.

mookbongz said:
I find Becky very rude to those drive through employees, that's the second time she's been filmed speaking to them without so much as a please or thank you.
I'm not American so maybe it's not such a big deal ?
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No, it's still rude in America. Becky is just an ass.
 
mookbongz said:
I find Becky very rude to those drive through employees, that's the second time she's been filmed speaking to them without so much as a please or thank you.
I'm not American so maybe it's not such a big deal ?
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In the US, more politeness is expected in the south, and outside of major cities. Becky is definitely being rude for small town Kentucky.
 
So Becky didn't get anything at Sonic, besides the coconut drink? All I heard her say was "I NEED a #1". If so - good for her, because that shit isn't good for your BP (nor is Chinese buffet or Roadhouse)

It sure looked like Amber was barefoot in front of the tax shop. Walking around just like John Assanti @ my 600 lb. life.
 
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