US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
On the recent topic of the bearded, bespectacled boyfriend...
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Imagine being so unworldly and ignorant that at the age of 29 you flip your shit upon discovering a garbage disposal. It's not some fancy appliance, its often included in even cheap-ass housing.

Good point! If sincere then the only explanation is idiocy.

I am conflicted as to whether she is as dumb as she seems to be. That doesn't look like an act, but how can she be 30 and be so dumb?
Holy fuck, my sides. I didn't know she was so dumb that she didn't know what a garbage disposal is.
 
Didn't she grow up rather middle class and well off? I'm pressing X on the idea that she never even heard of a garbage disposal...

I heard on the radio about this story, the guy mentioned that they (apparently) don't have garbage disposals in N.Y.C. because of concerns regarding possible damage they could cause to it's sewer system or something to that effect.

That is the cleverest way of calling someone a cuck that I've ever seen.

I can't believe I didn't get that joke until you explained it. I feel pretty dumb right now.
 
They aren't kidding. Riley is the very definition of a cuckold, just ask Alex's chief of staff.

Actually knowing Riley he probably really did film them once or twice while sobbing hysterically...

Honestly the image of Riley crying and pissing himself in the corner while some street shitting Pajeet rails his girlfriend is too hilarious to just forget about
 
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I heard on the radio about this story, the guy mentioned that they (apparently) don't have garbage disposals in N.Y.C. because of concerns regarding possible damage they could cause to it's sewer system or something to that effect.

That's what I've heard too, and heck, I can understand her consternation. Imagine being alone in your house, minding your own business, and then hearing something unexpected and bizarre like a garbage disposal close to your head. She doesn't seem like the most courageous person in general (which is okay, we can't all be Iron Man!), so I can understand if it was at least an unsettling experience for her.
 
That's what I've heard too, and heck, I can understand her consternation. Imagine being alone in your house, minding your own business, and then hearing something unexpected and bizarre like a garbage disposal close to your head. She doesn't seem like the most courageous person in general (which is okay, we can't all be Iron Man!), so I can understand if it was at least an unsettling experience for her.

Has she never seen a movie, or watched television?

I encountered my first garbage disposal when I was in my early twenties, with my first college apartment. It was a little shithole apartment, but it had a garbage disposal. I knew what it was immediately. Because I'm not a fucking moron.
 
I heard on the radio about this story, the guy mentioned that they (apparently) don't have garbage disposals in N.Y.C. because of concerns regarding possible damage they could cause to it's sewer system or something to that effect.
Except she grew up outside of the city in a suburb where they would have disposals.
 
Oh god, her soylent boyfriend is just too much. Look at that skinny little noodle arm.
 
Oh god, her soylent boyfriend is just too much. Look at that skinny little noodle arm.
I had heard she was dating some loser white guy before she was famous but that hot mess is just disappointing. What the fuck is on his face?!

Let's talk about Riley some more. Why does it look like he coated his face in Fozzy Bear's pubic hairs?
 
Except she grew up outside of the city in a suburb where they would have disposals.

Oh I wouldn't know about that, was just relaying what I heard on the radio as the explanation for it. That makes it even stranger to be honest, and if she's faking not knowing what a garbage disposal is I somehow find that even dumber than not knowing what one is in the first place.
 
I've never lived in a house with a garbage disposal and had never seen in person until I was a teenager but I absolutely knew what they were. They feature prominently in movies, TV shows, etc. How many sitcom plots revolve around wedding rings dropped into them?

And hasn't this broad ever even watched Doom House?!
 
Oh I wouldn't know about that, was just relaying what I heard on the radio as the explanation for it. That makes it even stranger to be honest, and if she's faking not knowing what a garbage disposal is I somehow find that even dumber than not knowing what one is in the first place.

The only thing I can think of is that it's a half-hearted effort to convince her constituency that she's one of them, considering how badly she's pissed them off.
 
The only thing I can think of is that it's a half-hearted effort to convince her constituency that she's one of them, considering how badly she's pissed them off.
That's all it is. It's no different from pretending she grew up in some bronx hood rather than in the heart of privilege in a mcmansion in Westchester. Or going on stage and affecting a latina accent when speaking to a brown crowd even though she sounds like a whitebread california valley girl the rest of the time. It's typical Hillarying.
 
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