US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
So are the Democrats really going to try and run her as their next Obama-level star?

I mean say what you will, but Obama was at least presentable and was good at being a public face for the office.

This lady...she's crazy! And dumb!
Not Obama, Trump. They badly want her to be their version of Trump. Problem is she's an inexperienced idiot while Trump, like him or not, is a shrewd motherfucker when it comes to manipulating the press and business.

You can't catch Cocaine Mitch!

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I love that these nitwits are bringing the "Stalk and Screech" protest tactic they learned on their college campuses to the halls of Congress.

Yeah, they won't get old quick.
It's going to back-fire on her and it will be fucking hilarious.
 
America! Where all you need is a progressive kid's understanding of fun stuff like international affairs, world history, and economists to become an ELECTED OFFICIAL! Together we will change the world and get rid of icky things like war and disposal income. It's disposable after all guys, we don't need it!

:shit-eating:
 
If you want to see a bunch of people chasing a skeleton you could just watch a Scooby-Doo chase scene.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is set to win the presidency after a blistering campaign against President Donald Trump.

She's managed to rally all of the minority voting blocks in America, but just as the results are announced, in crash some people from the republican party and the electoral college to announce that Trump is the real winner of the election and furthermore as they pin Alexandria down, one of them removes her mask to reveal.

"HILARY CLINTON!"

"And I would have gotten away with it, had it not been for you meddling..... White women voters...... Black female voters.... Gay voters...... Lesbian voters...... Latinex voters..... (24 hours laters.) Wheelchair bound mentally retarded voters.......
 
Does she really think Mitch hangs out in his office all day on the off-chance a freshman congresswoman will make an unannounced visit? Mitch spends all day working, which as a senior congressman consists of going places and having meetings. I fully believe that Ocasio-Cortez, on the other hand, sits around her office all day with nothing much to do.
 
Cow cross-over with Harry "hbomberguy" Brewis
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1087124014173175809

Crossover with the worst joke to grace the US House of Representatives
As well as Charles "Charlotte" Clymer, exiled opportunist in male feminist's clothing who trooned out in order to save his tarnished reputation (https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1087093156397678593)
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>AOC

>HBoomerGuy

>Cher

>Chelsea Manning

>Gaming livestream for Trans Youth Charity
I swear, the whole trans children stuff is just child abuse disguised as “tolerance”. A child can’t consent to transitioning or what it entails the way an adult can.
 
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