US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
The Spanish were sending drunk mercenaries and sailors over to the new world, what the hell do you expect? Of course there's gonna be boning of some hot brown pussy. Didn't you watch the Road to El Dorado? Imagine banging some chicks who might have looked like Chel. Your waifu is shit.
You would have to be three sheets to the wind and sexually repressed AF by the Catholic Church to think Aztec broods were hot. If Spaniards found nobody, they would have fucked the fishes if they could.

Sjws are not big on actual historical knowledge.


If you were born in easter europe, you would know she is a 4 at best. 5 if she got plastic surgery on that ugly mongoloid spicface of hers.

I see polish women in their 40s outdoing her daily.
You have to be high as balls to think this baboon is a 7, even with makeup and picture touch-ups.
 
You would have to be three sheets to the wind and sexually repressed AF by the Catholic Church to think Aztec broods were hot. If Spaniards found nobody, they would have fucked the fishes if they could.


You have to be high as balls to think this baboon is a 7, even with makeup and picture touch-ups.
After being at sea for months and not succumbing to homosex, anything will look good. Also some native women aren't terrible looking. They got wet holes to get your freak on, fuck it. Literally.

I think she's a 6 (I meant that originally and didn't catch I put 7, fat fingers)I'm being generous here. She's got a decent body and her face isn't too bad.

She's about a slight step above average for beaner chicks. Some are really hot but most are average to ugly.
 
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After being at sea for months and not succumbing to homosex, anything will look good. Also some native women aren't terrible looking. They got wet holes to get your freak on, fuck it. Literally.

I think she's a 6 (I meant that originally and didn't catch I put 7, fat fingers)I'm being generous here. She's got a decent body and her face isn't too bad.

She's about a slight step above average for beaner chicks. Some are really hot but most are average to ugly.
But the horse teeth tho
 
Honestly not the worst I've seen, she doesn't look terrible when her mouth is closed. Those chompers are big no doubt but with her mouth closed they are out of sight, out of mind.
Combine her expansive chompers with the crazy eyes and she looks like someone who consumes human flesh out of desire instead of necessity.
 
Combine her expansive chompers with the crazy eyes and she looks like someone who consumes human flesh out of desire instead of necessity.
Yeah in the dance video the crazy eyes are at a minimum. She looks like your average college girl who is dtf. After a few beers, she looks good to go.

It's those fuckin' chompers and eyes that kill it.
 
lol she's upset now that people revealed she moved into a luxury DC apartment complex that doesn't offer affordable housing, and she predictably shops at Amazon owned Whole Foods
 
This is exceptionalism at levels I’ve never seen before. I’m almost kind of impressed.

This cunt was a bartender with a useless college degree and a credit score of 400, which takes effort. She's a dumb fucking thot who doesn't know jack shit.

It's like taking a middling college student who loves to party and has a superficial interest in politics and making them a congresswoman. Shes a fucking moron who is a major liability to the Democratic party.
 
Everyone talking about her looks when talking about wanting to bang her is missing the point.

If you've ever subscribed the adage "Crazy in the head, Crazy in bed" and heard this chick talk about anything you would realize in banging her you would be in for one of the wildest rides available to you on this planet.

Additionally, if you were to bang her enough and be her boyfriend it would allow you to get a @gov email address, be invited to political functions, and Justice Democrats would kick you cash under the table. Not at all a bad gig.
 
I just read an article that said she's planning on paying her lowliest staffers $52K/year plus bennies.

How is she going to do this without blowing her entire budget before half a year is up? Simple, she's going to cap the salaries of her highest staffers at $80K/year plus bennies.

To put that in perspective, the average salary of a top congressional staffer is $150K/year. So, either her office is going to be a steady game of musical chairs of staffers hitting "the cap", and punching out, or AOC is going to have to find dedicated comrades who will to work for half pay for the socialist cause. While AOC makes $175,000/year, because some animals are more equal than others.

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for her.
 
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Everyone talking about her looks when talking about wanting to bang her is missing the point.

If you've ever subscribed the adage "Crazy in the head, Crazy in bed" and heard this chick talk about anything you would realize in banging her you would be in for one of the wildest rides available to you on this planet.

Additionally, if you were to bang her enough and be her boyfriend it would allow you to get a @gov email address, be invited to political functions, and Justice Democrats would kick you cash under the table. Not at all a bad gig.
Yeah, just imagine. You can get Cortez and all her cuck pals (you know she has a few) and you can have her blow you and then redistribute your "material assetts" amongst the sois.

At last, real Cummunism!
 
she's hygienic and thin which puts her in the top 5% of the human trash we usually see on here but i really don't know how anyone can get a boner around her face. she does have nice clear skin and a pleasant skin tone that suits her well IMO.
Is it really that bad in the US?:cryblood:

Here you can say that about 90% of her age bracket!

Edit: I am autistic ,you meant the lolcows here right? Still how does she compare on US average?
 
It's like taking a middling college student who loves to party and has a superficial interest in politics and making them a congresswoman. Shes a fucking moron who is a major liability to the Democratic party.

I don't know how the line of succession to the presidency breaks down but I sincerely hope that everyone except herself stands on a faulty electrical cable for a group photo and dies, opening up the "King Ralph" scenario where she gets handed the keys to the oval office. A "Brewster's Millions" tie-in could be possible if she gets control of the budget.

It could be fun for a couple of weeks, at least until the military coup happens.
 
Is it really that bad in the US?:cryblood:

Here you can say that about 90% of her age bracket!

Edit: I am autistic ,you meant the lolcows here right? Still how does she compare on US average?

yeah, i meant the cows here on KF. america is a diverse country so it's hard to make a general statement; you're guaranteed to find something that'll give you a bone. as others have pointed out, AOC is certainly more attractive than the usual politicians we hear about.

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never noticed how bug-eyed pelosi is before

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this was his first result on DDG lol

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personally i think kamela harris is hotter but that's cuz political corruption is my fetish

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keep in mind that over here in NA we are so starved for attractive politicians that liberals were creaming their frontholes over this effete disappointment

i'm too lazy for more than a cursory look but i couldn't find any attractive young male politicians at the national level.
 
We need to take the whole line back to formula.
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BACK TO FORMULA!?!?!!?

Everyone talking about her looks when talking about wanting to bang her is missing the point.

If you've ever subscribed the adage "Crazy in the head, Crazy in bed" and heard this chick talk about anything you would realize in banging her you would be in for one of the wildest rides available to you on this planet.

Additionally, if you were to bang her enough and be her boyfriend it would allow you to get a @gov email address, be invited to political functions, and Justice Democrats would kick you cash under the table. Not at all a bad gig.
Until she uses those teeth to pull a Bobbitt and bite your cock off in your sleep. She's a dick cutter. She has obvious daddy issues and penis envy.

Is it really that bad in the US?:cryblood:

Here you can say that about 90% of her age bracket!

Edit: I am autistic ,you meant the lolcows here right? Still how does she compare on US average?
I thought the same thing too because it was kinda vague in his post.

To answer your last question, she's about a 6. She's not terrible looking and she's a little above average. Good hygiene and height-weight makes her better than a lot of women. It depends what part of the US you're looking at. There are some real fucking dogs out there. Even if they aren't fatties, they're a lot of uggos out there.

Now depending on race, she has black women beat by a country mile. Black women in the US are ugly and often MORBIDLY obese. I'm working in an office right now that has some really fat people but by sheer volume, black women are the fattest. There are some so fat they struggle to breathe and walk. It's....amazing how anyone can get so fat. At some point you can't deny you're a giant fat fuck and need to lose weight.

Compared to white women I'd say she's about average looking. It's easy to find some really hot white women in pretty much any part of the country. You can find good looking women even in a trailer park. It's no mystery why whites are the most attractive race.

This cunt was a bartender with a useless college degree and a credit score of 400, which takes effort. She's a dumb fucking thot who doesn't know jack shit.

It's like taking a middling college student who loves to party and has a superficial interest in politics and making them a congresswoman. Shes a fucking moron who is a major liability to the Democratic party.
Again, it's like a Nickelodeon movie from the 90's where for some retarded reason a kid is in the a position that is meant for adults. Kids love it because it's a "Fuck yeah, one of us!!!" but adults know it's just horrifying to have kids in such a position.
 
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