US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
This cunt was a bartender with a useless college degree and a credit score of 400, which takes effort. She's a dumb fucking thot who doesn't know jack shit.

It's like taking a middling college student who loves to party and has a superficial interest in politics and making them a congresswoman. Shes a fucking moron who is a major liability to the Democratic party.
How the fuck do you get a credit score of 400?
 
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Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Anita Sarkeesian here?

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How the fuck do you get a credit score of 400?
I have no idea. Even in my early 20's when I was applying for a ton and using a ton of credit my score never dipped below the mid 600's. I also paid on time, never had repossessions, never went into collections, and always paid it off eventually. You gotta really be a lazy piece of shit to hit the 400's.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Anita Sarkeesian here?

Also:
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Why is Cortez so mad in your picture?
 
How the fuck do you get a credit score of 400?

You start a publishing house at 22

Multiple evictions and a ton of credit-card debt.

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-yor...iness-incubator-hunts-point-article-1.1115489

I have no idea. Even in my early 20's when I was applying for a ton and using a ton of credit my score never dipped below the mid 600's. I also paid on time, never had repossessions, never went into collections, and always paid it off eventually. You gotta really be a lazy piece of shit to hit the 400's.

Why is Cortez so mad in your picture?

https://www.bxtimes.com/stories/2012/34/34_startup_2012_08_23_bx.html
 
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Edit: I am autistic ,you meant the lolcows here right? Still how does she compare on US average?
Depending on the make up, lighting, and how dumb her facial expression is at a given moment she's between a 5 and a 7 by US standards of women her age. Tulsi Gabbard is the significantly more fuckable lefty politician.
 
yeah, i meant the cows here on KF. america is a diverse country so it's hard to make a general statement; you're guaranteed to find something that'll give you a bone. as others have pointed out, AOC is certainly more attractive than the usual politicians we hear about.

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never noticed how bug-eyed pelosi is before

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orange man ugly

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this was his first result on DDG lol

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personally i think kamela harris is hotter but that's cuz political corruption is my fetish

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keep in mind that over here in NA we are so starved for attractive politicians that liberals were creaming their frontholes over this effete disappointment

i'm too lazy for more than a cursory look but i couldn't find any attractive young male politicians at the national level.

I'm not even gay, but Dan Crenshaw could get it.

So I guess I am gay.
 
I just read an article that said she's planning on paying her lowliest staffers $52K/year plus bennies.

How is she going to do this without blowing her entire budget before half a year is up? Simple, she's going to cap the salaries of her highest staffers at $80K/year plus bennies.

The outcome of this is entirely predictable. Anyone with talent or ability will go elsewhere because they can earn a higher pay. Thankfully the paper pushers and sycophants that remain will keep telling her exactly what she wants to hear while the rest of the ship is going down. It'll be like a little microcosm of Venezuela.
 
Again, it's like a Nickelodeon movie from the 90's where for some exceptional reason a kid is in the a position that is meant for adults. Kids love it because it's a "Fuck yeah, one of us!!!" but adults know it's just horrifying to have kids in such a position.
I find it to be more like the George Bush: Boy President radio skits. I could just see her calling Pelosi and Sanders, "Aunt Nancy" and "Uncle Bernie".
 
I find it to be more like the George Bush: Boy President radio skits. I could just see her calling Pelosi and Sanders, "Aunt Nancy" and "Uncle Bernie".
At least bush wasn't half as retarded as aoc.


The outcome of this is entirely predictable. Anyone with talent or ability will go elsewhere because they can earn a higher pay. Thankfully the paper pushers and sycophants that remain will keep telling her exactly what she wants to hear while the rest of the ship is going down. It'll be like a little microcosm of Venezuela.

Yep, why would I stick around when someone else is hiring who pays possibly double?


She really thinks she can change too much too fast. People like that are adorable in their tardness.

The loss of Amazon jobs for queens was just so damn stupid it can't be spun any other way.
 
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Until she uses those teeth to pull a Bobbitt and bite your cock off in your sleep. She's a dick cutter. She has obvious daddy issues and penis envy.


I thought the same thing too because it was kinda vague in his post.

To answer your last question, she's about a 6. She's not terrible looking and she's a little above average. Good hygiene and height-weight makes her better than a lot of women. It depends what part of the US you're looking at. There are some real fucking dogs out there. Even if they aren't fatties, they're a lot of uggos out there.

Now depending on race, she has black women beat by a country mile. Black women in the US are ugly and often MORBIDLY obese. I'm working in an office right now that has some really fat people but by sheer volume, black women are the fattest. There are some so fat they struggle to breathe and walk. It's....amazing how anyone can get so fat. At some point you can't deny you're a giant fat fuck and need to lose weight.

Compared to white women I'd say she's about average looking. It's easy to find some really hot white women in pretty much any part of the country. You can find good looking women even in a trailer park. It's no mystery why whites are the most attractive race.


Again, it's like a Nickelodeon movie from the 90's where for some exceptional reason a kid is in the a position that is meant for adults. Kids love it because it's a "Fuck yeah, one of us!!!" but adults know it's just horrifying to have kids in such a position.

Yeah that sounds like that US women got an ugly and fatty issue.

Yeah if all you got like that, a woman who is not 200 kilos is a novelty. But in eastern europe, she would fare worse, much worse.

I am on phone so can not make links, search Dora Duro, a local right wing ex representative. She is 6-7 by local standards, but would blow our pet lolhorse out of water.

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And yeah all good local girls are white.

Edit: Got the link working.
 
Yeah that sounds like that US women got an ugly and fatty issue.

Yeah if all you got like that, a woman who is not 200 kilos is a novelty. But in eastern europe, she would fare worse, much worse.

I am on phone so can not make links, search Dora Duro, a local right wing ex representative. She is 6-7 by local standards, but would blow our pet lolhorse out of water.

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And yeah all good local girls are white.

Edit: Got the link working.
Did the Nazis invade Eastern Europe just to take their women?
 
Everyone talking about her looks when talking about wanting to bang her is missing the point.

If you've ever subscribed the adage "Crazy in the head, Crazy in bed" and heard this chick talk about anything you would realize in banging her you would be in for one of the wildest rides available to you on this planet.

Additionally, if you were to bang her enough and be her boyfriend it would allow you to get a @gov email address, be invited to political functions, and Justice Democrats would kick you cash under the table. Not at all a bad gig.
You are forgetting the adage 'don't stick your dick in crazy'.

Variant cover is even more cancerous
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