US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
“Moderate is not a stance. It's just an attitude towards life of, like, ‘meh,’” -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

I want a plaque of that.
The shitbags who say that being a moderate is some kind of moral sin remind me of those IRS scammers that tell people they can't hang up the phone or they'll go to jail. It's just an attempt to tell people that they can't do a thing that they have every right to do because it derails your plans to manipulate them.
 

@girlscouts is how I first practiced how to change brake fluid, start a fire, practice self-defense, recreate the NASA Challenger mission, and v importantly: learn to teach myself new skills + navigate ambiguity. ? There’s a reason a large of Congresswomen are former scouts!

Girl Scouts taught her how to change brake fluid? Sincere doubt.

Recreating the Challenger mission?! The disaster that scarred a nation?
 
Only reason I know of it is because an old coworker is an armed guard at one. Those guys don't fuck around apparently. They're armed with m4s and shit. Makes sense, hitting a nuke plant would be a big win for terrorist groups.


Pretty much, the ironic thing is nuclear weapons killed nucLear power because in exceptional individual minds they're the same thing.


Can confirm about them not messing around at those plants. In a different state years ago I worked a job where I would had to drive a truck and deliver replacement electronics remove the old ones and install the new.

Had a simple flat screen tv swap ordered to one of the break rooms at the local nuclear plant. Took almost 5 hours because of the intense amount of security checks. We were followed the entire time as well.
 
I found another article about her speech from SXSW. Let's just say Fox News doesn't scratch the surface.


Being from Austin Texas, the one saving grace in a state run by white conservative males, I feared that I would never get to hear Alexandria Oscasio Cortez speak. But thanks to SXSW, my dreams finally came true.

Seeing her walk onto the stage with a white blouse and brown skirt was like watching an angel descend from the clouds. Her eyes, wide and brimming with the ideas necessary to save America from the fascist hellscape that Putin's puppet had in store, scanned the crowd as if she was deeming us to be worthy of her presence. Then, with a big smile bearing teeth capable of biting off any conservative cock, she deemed us so. We cheered as she waved to us. It was the kind of wave I could have only hoped to see from President Hillary Clinton. But if I couldn't have Hillary, maybe one day I could have her.

She took the stage and said the two words that anyone who belonged at SXSW had etched in their hearts.

"Conservatives suck!"

A wave of euphoria washed over the crowd. These were the kinds of words I'd expect Martin Luther King Jr. to say to Barack Obama. But I knew the best was yet to come.

"Capitalism sucks!"

Our cheers gradually ramped up. Fingers were being snapped at a pace that could make our digits fly off into the nearest soy latte. But being the wise leader she was, AOC knew she needed to elaborate.

"Ronald Reagan..."

She paused long enough to let us boo. We would not be denied our two minutes of hate.

"Ronald Reagan pitted white working class Americans against minorities in order to screw over all working class Americans."

Our two minutes of hate was quickly stretching out to three. In fact, I found myself seething so badly I wanted to punch a fascist. I'd settle for punching a WW2 vet, but personally I prefer assaulting Vietnam vets. They were the fascist soldiers who followed Nixon into Vietnam so they could murder innocent farmers.

"Now does anyone have any questions for the Boss before she gets to what needs to be done?"

We were all ready hear her solution for solution to the irredeemable system that was capitalism. But then a voice from the crowd said "I have a question!"

We all gasped as an old man wearing nothing but a dirty white cloth diaper around his waist walked down the aisle. He came dragging a six foot tall cross that had Climate Change carved into its wood. It was Bill Nye the Science Guy and we were all excited to hear his question.

"Now I'm a white guy..." Bill paused only to let us boo. Our three minutes of hate was quickly stretching to four and our patience for white voices was wearing thin. Yet still he continued "And I know as a white guy, many of us are afraid to ask what can we do to own up to our responsibility for climate change."

We politely clapped but we knew the moment belonged to AOC. And what she would say next would change history forever.

"That's a good question Bill. And to answer that, all you need to do is look at my Green New Deal. All over the Midwest, we are going to solve our energy crisis. Those red states full of white conservative males will do their part to end our dependence on fossil fuels, whether they like it or not."

The crowd erupted into cheers but she wasn't done yet.

"If my Green New Deal passes... Power plants that rely on fossil fuels will be bulldozed..."

Our cheering grew even louder yet still she wasn't done.

"Power plants will be bulldozed... and replaced with Green camps. Every white conservative male will be placed in these camps..."

The Green New Deal just couldn't keep getting better. Our voices were so loud, I could feel the walls shaking around us. But still she wasn't done.

"Every white conservative male will spend the rest of their days chained to exercise bikes, which will be used to provide America with clean green energy for the next hundred years!"

The whole convention transformed into a sea of uproar and jubilation. To celebrate, we took the nearest white guy we could find, who happened to be Bill Nye, and nailed him to the cross he was carrying. We could have made her the president on the spot if it weren't for a few dumb laws. But when the day comes and she's being sworn in, white America can rest assured that we're coming for them.
That was fantastic. Well done.
 



Girl Scouts taught her how to change brake fluid? Sincere doubt.

Recreating the Challenger mission?! The disaster that scarred a nation?

Maybe recreating the Challenger mission and starting a fire was part of the same lesson?

The girl scouts recently had tantrum over the boy scouts letting in girls and trooned out kids, saying it threatened the future existence of the girl scouts or something, I wonder what she thinks about that.
 
Can confirm about them not messing around at those plants. In a different state years ago I worked a job where I would had to drive a truck and deliver replacement electronics remove the old ones and install the new.

Had a simple flat screen tv swap ordered to one of the break rooms at the local nuclear plant. Took almost 5 hours because of the intense amount of security checks. We were followed the entire time as well.
Yeah, it's amazing how paranoid plants get. I worked at Samsung and man oh man did we search the crap out of people. We had an x-ray machine, searching bags like opening them and digging around, any camera phones (this was in 06 when that was becoming a big thing) had a security sticker affixed that had anti-tampering if someone pulled it, etc.

I can only imagine a nuke plant is going to have you on a very tight leash.
 
A majority of the MSM are liberals, dumbass.
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When a politician uses the same emotes my mom uses when she texts me about the latest developments in her garden, I instinctively wonder what they want from me
 
Girl Scouts taught her how to change brake fluid? Sincere doubt.

Recreating the Challenger mission?! The disaster that scarred a nation?

I think she can't keep the details of her stories straight. Changing oil seems a lot more likely than brake fluid.

Not enough WTF for "recreate the Challenger mission". I'll recreate it for you:
You're a civilian astronaut, selected to prove how routine going into space is for the US in the 80s. You've gone through some difficult training and you're nervous, but well prepared. It's a particularly cold morning and you hear the engineering team is complaining about the booster seals, but admin says engineering whines about every launch and you have nothing to worry about. You're put aboard the shuttle, everything is coordinated and organized during countdown, and the rocket lifts off with spectacular sound and force.

After 60 second of what has been a routine launch, you notice a change in the sounds from the boosters. You try to ignore it. You're about to be in space! Over the next 10 seconds, the odd sound is accompanied by an unexpected side-thrust. The last thing you hear is the captain saying "uh oh" before a booster tears off the ship and rams the main fuel tank. The immense imbalanced forces rip the orbiter apart and the volatile fuel erupts in a fireball. You plunge 10s of miles to your death. If there is a merciful higher being, you are already unconscious for this.

Suffice to say, there's no chance a troop of 10 year olds play-acted out the deaths of 7 astronauts.

She is getting SAVAGED in the replies. Some of them are gold:

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I have a distinct feeling she is going to get rat fucked into oblivion. She's a really, deeply stupid cunt. She is fucking up so hard and so much and a major boon to Republicans and turning off independents by the droves. The 'new face' of the democratic party has really gotten to her head
 
I think she can't keep the details of her stories straight. Changing oil seems a lot more likely than brake fluid.

Not enough WTF for "recreate the Challenger mission". I'll recreate it for you:
You're a civilian astronaut, selected to prove how routine going into space is for the US in the 80s. You've gone through some difficult training and you're nervous, but well prepared. It's a particularly cold morning and you hear the engineering team is complaining about the booster seals, but admin says engineering whines about every launch and you have nothing to worry about. You're put aboard the shuttle, everything is coordinated and organized during countdown, and the rocket lifts off with spectacular sound and force.

After 60 second of what has been a routine launch, you notice a change in the sounds from the boosters. You try to ignore it. You're about to be in space! Over the next 10 seconds, the odd sound is accompanied by an unexpected side-thrust. The last thing you hear is the captain saying "uh oh" before a booster tears off the ship and rams the main fuel tank. The immense imbalanced forces rip the orbiter apart and the volatile fuel erupts in a fireball. You plunge 10s of miles to your death. If there is a merciful higher being, you are already unconscious for this.

Suffice to say, there's no chance a troop of 10 year olds play-acted out the deaths of 7 astronauts.

She is getting SAVAGED in the replies. Some of them are gold:


I can't even figure out what "recreate the challenger mission" means. Does she mean the launch? The explosion? The deaths? Her weird attempts to seem human and relatable are getting increasingly bizarre; I can't tell if her confusion is just out-of-touch champagne socialism or if she is legitimately a lizard person who was released into the public a few years too early.
 
Had a simple flat screen tv swap ordered to one of the break rooms at the local nuclear plant. Took almost 5 hours because of the intense amount of security checks. We were followed the entire time as well.
It's nice to know that the guys who run security for the US's nuclear plants do not fuck around, even though that must have been a pain in the ass for you.
 
It's nice to know that the guys who run security for the US's nuclear plants do not fuck around, even though that must have been a pain in the ass for you.


I wasnt really that annoyed with how long it took, but having someone literally standing over you breathing down your neck while you're working is stressful lol.
 
I have a distinct feeling she is going to get rat fucked into oblivion. She's a really, deeply stupid cunt. She is fucking up so hard and so much and a major boon to Republicans and turning off independents by the droves. The 'new face' of the democratic party has really gotten to her head
When is she up for reelection because she might get a reality check soon.
 
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