US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
It’s not like you’re a public official or anything...

That's one of the things I've noticed about a lot of her whining over the criticism she receives. She keeps trying to act as if she were just any other whiny bitch with a tumblr account and not a congressperson, and play it off like people are just being unreasonably obsessed with her. I'm not sure if it's a (badly) calculated ploy to play off her detractors, if she really is just that stupid, or if it's because she understands it's not really her seat and she's just the figurehead for the guy that paid for her campaign and on some level she thinks she's just running the social media account. Probably a mix of all three, heavy on the stupid.
 
The first was becoming the only Representative in my lifetime, to my knowledge, to ever use the phrase "Only the tippy-tops"

"Tippy" is a term that should only be used, in adult conversation, to describe top-grade tea leaves. It has a very specific meaning that conveys the care with which it was harvested, being just the leaves on the very tips of the stems. (That's your fun fact for the day.) Pretty much every other context is juvenile.

AOC's election is living proof that we've got something drastically wrong in our society: that adults of her age are that childish, and that an adult that childish got elected to office with fanfare.

That's one of the things I've noticed about a lot of her whining over the criticism she receives. She keeps trying to act as if she were just any other whiny bitch with a tumblr account and not a congressperson, and play it off like people are just being unreasonably obsessed with her. I'm not sure if it's a (badly) calculated ploy to play off her detractors, if she really is just that stupid, or if it's because she understands it's not really her seat and she's just the figurehead for the guy that paid for her campaign and on some level she thinks she's just running the social media account. Probably a mix of all three, heavy on the stupid.

It's probably nothing so complicated. Despite the insistence that a strong woman don't need no man, many feminists will curl into a defensive ball when even lightly criticized and scream for strong men to come defend them.
 
So pi represents the ratio between the circumference and the radius of a circle. 2 X pi X radius = circumference

This means a circle cannot have a rational circumference and radius. At least one must be irrational (Irrational numbers are the ones that never end, like pi, and cannot be represented as a fraction)

So, what that means is, since we don't know the actual value of pi (being irrational, it never ends), we actually don't even know how to really calculate it. Because to figure out Pi, you need to divide circumference by radius. But you can't possibly know both circumference and radius, because at least one of them is also irrational!

So how the fuck can they calculate pi? You need pi to make a circle, and you need a circle to figure out pi.
Pi is a transcendental number (cannot be represented by a fraction or root). I'm hearing the term "square the circle" a lot and that comes from a problem where it's impossible to make a square and circle with equal area using only ruler and compass. With a ruler and compass, the most complicated thing you can do is roots, so Pi being transcendental rather than merely irrational is important in this analogy.
 
"Tippy" is a term that should only be used, in adult conversation, to describe top-grade tea leaves. It has a very specific meaning that conveys the care with which it was harvested, being just the leaves on the very tips of the stems. (That's your fun fact for the day.) Pretty much every other context is juvenile.

AOC's election is living proof that we've got something drastically wrong in our society: that adults of her age are that childish, and that an adult that childish got elected to office with fanfare.



It's probably nothing so complicated. Despite the insistence that a strong woman don't need no man, many feminists will curl into a defensive ball when even lightly criticized and scream for strong men to come defend them.

Pi is a transcendental number (cannot be represented by a fraction or root). I'm hearing the term "square the circle" a lot and that comes from a problem where it's impossible to make a square and circle with equal area using only ruler and compass. With a ruler and compass, the most complicated thing you can do is roots, so Pi being transcendental rather than merely irrational is important in this analogy.

Motherfuckers, I did not come here to learn about Britbong piss-warm leaf concoctions or circles.

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She posted a drag queen's music video that has 11yo drag kid Desmond Is Amazing in it. "smile realness"? This shit is horrifying.
Jesus fucking fuck, first I thought she was just a massive clown and now I find her legit fucking detestable because of this. Anyone that reacts to anything involving Desmond that isn't either pity for the kid or disgusting and anger for the people he's surrounded by says plenty to me about what kind of people they are
 
Pretty much every other context is juvenile.

Thought the same when I heard it, either she has the mind of an 8 year old, or thinks the public isn't capable of understanding the concept of top percentile, and has to Mommy-speak it for those in the cheap seats.
 
Thought the same when I heard it, either she has the mind of an 8 year old, or thinks the public isn't capable of understanding the concept of top percentile, and has to Mommy-speak it for those in the cheap seats.
Wow. Wow. So she is complaining about, at the same time:

  1. Why is everyone obsessed with me? I'm just some freshman senator?!? Maybe it's because I'm a grrrrrrrrl?????
  2. How haven't more conservatives heard of me? I'm a big deal! Is there a secret conspiracy to keep conservatives from hearing about me?
  3. Why are conservatives so obsessed with me, and I just know fox news and probably some secret conspiracy with lots of money are purposely smearing me!

What a fucking stupid moron. But she is following the rules for radicals playbook, since the dems do have shitloads of dark money coming in, and multiple news networks are essentially pacs for them that don't have to disclose it.
 
Wooooo. She's hearing footsteps. Vast right-wing cabals have implanted tracking devices in her big donkey molars.

She's getting jumpy, cracking under the strain...

This just makes me feel bad for her. She's mentioned a few times that she does get some pretty severe anxiety at times, to the point where she had to be coaxed into giving her Time interview by her staff. Anxiety is really not something to screw around with, and while I'm not claiming that she's a victim, it does sometimes seem like she's being prodded into doing things she might not necessarily be comfortable with due to her significance amongst Democrats. I think she does deserve to at least be happy and feel comfortable, not shoved into the limelight at every opportunity by a party too fractured and inept to decide if it loves her or hates her.
 
This just makes me feel bad for her. She's mentioned a few times that she does get some pretty severe anxiety at times, to the point where she had to be coaxed into giving her Time interview by her staff. Anxiety is really not something to screw around with, and while I'm not claiming that she's a victim, it does sometimes seem like she's being prodded into doing things she might not necessarily be comfortable with due to her significance amongst Democrats. I think she does deserve to at least be happy and feel comfortable, not shoved into the limelight at every opportunity by a party too fractured and inept to decide if it loves her or hates her.
If you're a freshman congresswoman with anxiety, maybe don't put your name on the most nonsensical legislative proposal in the last ten years and instead learn the ropes.
 
This just makes me feel bad for her. She's mentioned a few times that she does get some pretty severe anxiety at times, to the point where she had to be coaxed into giving her Time interview by her staff. Anxiety is really not something to screw around with, and while I'm not claiming that she's a victim, it does sometimes seem like she's being prodded into doing things she might not necessarily be comfortable with due to her significance amongst Democrats. I think she does deserve to at least be happy and feel comfortable, not shoved into the limelight at every opportunity by a party too fractured and inept to decide if it loves her or hates her.

She kicked whatever sympathy I may have granted her dead square in the nuts when she declared herself “the boss”.

She wants the comfort of not being treated so harshly? How about she shows an ounce of humility then?
 
She kicked whatever sympathy I may have granted her dead square in the nuts when she declared herself “the boss”.

She wants the comfort of not being treated so harshly? How about she shows an ounce of humility then?

Lmao. She's 'rican. There's no such thing a humility with them.
 
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