US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
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If AOC runs a national campaign on a similar platform, I'll pay attention.
 
I'm pretty sure the Who's Nailin' Palin porno was made because she was attractive and people would fap to a parody porno of her, and perhaps even pay real money for it. AOC will not get porn parodies made of her because she is repulsive and the twitterati would mobilize and annoy the shit out of whoever made one and nobody will pay money to fap to it.
Wouldn't surprise me if some lefty soyboys tried making a porn parody so she'd be able to use it as a means of garnering asspats/sympathy.
 
I'm pretty sure the Who's Nailin' Palin porno was made because she was attractive and people would fap to a parody porno of her, and perhaps even pay real money for it. AOC will not get porn parodies made of her because she is repulsive and the twitterati would mobilize and annoy the shit out of whoever made one and nobody will pay money to fap to it.
I 100 percent guarantee there is aoc porn. Shit, there is probably Nancy pelosi porn if you look hard enough. Rule 34 is a real thing. "The left's" contribution is infinitesimal.
 
This was apparently from a comic book that had AOC associated with it. I had to see it, so you motherfuckers do too

Edit: a link to the post discussing this comic with more demented images

This is absolutely horrifying. What's even the point of depicting all the female Democrat representatives showering together like that? It's terrifying political fetish fuel.
 
This is absolutely horrifying. What's even the point of depicting all the female Democrat representatives showering together like that? It's terrifying political fetish fuel.
Honestly it's so hilariously horrific I can't help thinking it's a gay op against Ocasio-Cortez masquerading as pro-AOC propaganda.
 
I just don't get this weird mentality I see around here sometimes, porn is making people unable to have relationships, porn is made by fucking political operatives to subvert the democratic process.... how fucking sheltered are you people? Porn is not new, and "celebrity" (meaning, person you may have heard of) porn has always been a thing.

Are there a bunch of literal 8 year olds here who don't understand what sex actually is? I honestly don't get it sometimes.
 
I just don't get this weird mentality I see around here sometimes, porn is making people unable to have relationships, porn is made by fucking political operatives to subvert the democratic process.... how fucking sheltered are you people? Porn is not new, and "celebrity" (meaning, person you may have heard of) porn has always been a thing.

Are there a bunch of literal 8 year olds here who don't understand what sex actually is? I honestly don't get it sometimes.
Did porn producers have Lisa Ann wear glasses and put her hair in a bun to get railed by a pair of lost and drunk Russian tankers to humiliate her and impact the election, or to make money off of people who want to fuck Sarah Palin? Probably a bit of column a and a bit of column b but I am not going to claim I know for sure which is the primary motivation.

All I know for sure is: that scene is fucking hilarious.
 
Honestly it's so hilariously horrific I can't help thinking it's a gay op against Ocasio-Cortez masquerading as pro-AOC propaganda.

I completely agree with you. If this is meant to depict her or Pelosi in a positive light, then holy shit. All of the political campaigning and organizing AOC did to primary Crowley, reduced to them flailing at each other in a wrestling ring (which is all staged and fake, right? Subtle commentary on the state of politics in the United States, or just incompetence, you decide!). Nancy Pelosi, who last had to try campaigning in her district 2-3 decades ago or so, is here depicted as an unbelievably muscle-bound monster of a... twenty year old woman, by the looks of things, rather than somebody coasting on political inertia. Ben Garrison's depiction of her is more accurate and appropriately, honestly. And, of course, it all has to be taking place in a locker room, so we can look at everybody in skimpy outfits and get a steamy shower scene, because it's absolutely vital to depict female politicians achieving victory and altering the political landscape in states of undress.

What a fucking nightmare of a page. God help me if I actually were a socialist and not just flabbergastered at how embarrassing it is, I might have actually started shaking or something from the indignity of it all.
 
I just don't get this weird mentality I see around here sometimes, porn is making people unable to have relationships, porn is made by fucking political operatives to subvert the democratic process.... how fucking sheltered are you people? Porn is not new, and "celebrity" (meaning, person you may have heard of) porn has always been a thing.

Are there a bunch of literal 8 year olds here who don't understand what sex actually is? I honestly don't get it sometimes.

God, no one said that, go jerk off to the futanari Rainbow Dash pics you consider your girlfriend instead of whining on here.
 
Sarah Palin looked and acted like a soccer mom, complete with retarded opinions.

AOC looks and acts like a know it all waitress or barista who you wish would STFU and hand you your coffee.
 
It does. This has been out there for awhile. A reasonable facsimile of what she may have looked like in college.


There's no way that's her; with those teeth of hers, she'd shear the cock off of any dude she blew, without even trying.
 
There's no way that's her; with those teeth of hers, she'd shear the cock off of any dude she blew, without even trying.
There are some trees I need to remove from the fence line and the hydraulics on my tree shear attachment are borked. It's not like she's busy representing her constituency so maybe she can fly down here and lend me her teeth.
 
There are some trees I need to remove from the fence line and the hydraulics on my tree shear attachment are borked. It's not like she's busy representing her constituency so maybe she can fly down here and lend me her teeth.

Let me know how she works out, I have exactly the same problem.
 
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