US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
Fucking hell, it just kept going. What kind of memetic torture is this supposed to be because it's just shutting my brain down with confusion.

Just see it as the graphic-novel version of "ORANGE MAN BAD, ORANGE MAN BAD" and it will resolve for you like a Magic Eye poster.
 
I personally think it's fantastic that everything we say these days has to be run past at least 2 different people sufficiently versed in what is likely to cause a PR firestorm if we are in any sort of public-facing job. Think of the careers we're creating here for degree paths that might otherwise go un-utilized. Think of the healthy climate of discussion that will almost certainly result, where every syllable we utter is designed first and foremost to ensure that no one has their feelings hurt. Think of how this will shape us as a society into a nice, quiet, polite bunch of people who will eventually be completely incapable of even articulating ideas that will cause someone, somewhere real pain.

Yes, it's fucking sarcasm. Someone please check on Orwell's grave, tell me how loud that whirring sound is getting.
 
Can we stop with the spoilered sarcasm tags? I don't know why everyone started thinking sarcasm needs to be pointed out preemptively, but it doesn't. If you are getting negs for a post it's because some people think you wrote a shitty post, not because they thought you were being serious. A better solution is to not give a shit about neg ratings, it's certainly a better option than shitting up your bit of bite with joke explanations.
 
Can we stop with the spoilered sarcasm tags? I don't know why everyone started thinking sarcasm needs to be pointed out preemptively, but it doesn't. If you are getting negs for a post it's because some people think you wrote a shitty post, not because they thought you were being serious. A better solution is to not give a shit about neg ratings, it's certainly a better option than shitting up your bit of bite with joke explanations.

Consider it a sign of the times.
 
I consider it a sign of insecurity, because that's what it is.
I am absolutely insecure about people misinterpreting my words, willfully or otherwise. The acceptability of this as a weapon has been established. We're in a situation where certain people just keep finding more metaphorical guns to pick up and point at people and even asking them to put them down is considered grounds to pull the trigger.
 
I am absolutely insecure about people misinterpreting my words, willfully or otherwise. The acceptability of this as a weapon has been established. We're in a situation where certain people just keep finding more metaphorical guns to pick up and point at people and even asking them to put them down is considered grounds to pull the trigger.
Maybe outside the farms. But around here that kind of thing is entirely unnecessary. And what are sarcasm tags if not pc? They strip a sarcastic comment of its bite, their use makes the comment more palatable, more user-friendly and more safe. If you are opposed to the concept of corporatization, and the neutering of language to prop up failed ideologies, you should avoid sarcasm tags,
 
Maybe outside the farms. But around here that kind of thing is entirely unnecessary. And what are sarcasm tags if not pc? They strip a sarcastic comment of its bite, their use makes the comment more palatable, more user-friendly and more safe. If you are opposed to the concept of corporatization, and the neutering of language to prop up failed ideologies, you should avoid sarcasm tags,

It's mostly to make a point in the context of the thread, though otherwise I agree.
 
I personally think it's fantastic that everything we say these days has to be run past at least 2 different people sufficiently versed in what is likely to cause a PR firestorm if we are in any sort of public-facing job. Think of the careers we're creating here for degree paths that might otherwise go un-utilized. Think of the healthy climate of discussion that will almost certainly result, where every syllable we utter is designed first and foremost to ensure that no one has their feelings hurt. Think of how this will shape us as a society into a nice, quiet, polite bunch of people who will eventually be completely incapable of even articulating ideas that will cause someone, somewhere real pain.

Yes, it's fucking sarcasm. Someone please check on Orwell's grave, tell me how loud that whirring sound is getting.
If you don't already have your state-mandated sensitivity troon, you can't ever be a politician. Just think about the number of jobs this will create!
 
I personally think it's fantastic that everything we say these days has to be run past at least 2 different people sufficiently versed in what is likely to cause a PR firestorm if we are in any sort of public-facing job. Think of the careers we're creating here for degree paths that might otherwise go un-utilized. Think of the healthy climate of discussion that will almost certainly result, where every syllable we utter is designed first and foremost to ensure that no one has their feelings hurt. Think of how this will shape us as a society into a nice, quiet, polite bunch of people who will eventually be completely incapable of even articulating ideas that will cause someone, somewhere real pain.

Yes, it's fucking sarcasm. Someone please check on Orwell's grave, tell me how loud that whirring sound is getting.
I agree in general terms, but it's not actually that hard not to say "Extremely bad thing makes me feel great" as a normal person, nevermind a politician.

Nobody is taking government action to silence her, we are allowed to criticize insane gaffes that continue established patterns of bigotry or any other unpleasantness.

Hell, we ruthlessly roast politicians for much more minor shit than this.
 
Israel isn't anywhere as close of a US ally as people make them out to be. They leased a port to China, we were opposed to their invasion of the Sinai, and they haven't given us any support with the War in Afghanistan or Iraq (even fucking Albania has sent thousands of troops to Afghanistan and Tonga of all countries sent to some troops to help with the Iraq war). Being rude to them shouldn't be some egregious offense.

You mean Israel only cares about itself like some sort of nationalistic country that was founded based on the principals of their land of origin in the hebrew bible? No. I'm shocked. Next you'll tell me other countries make deals for whatever enrichment of their economy and national security they can.
 
A Congress member actually going with the "I was only pretending to be exceptional" defense. What aclown world
Also Dwight was easily the best character of "The office", and the hardest worker among a bunch of lazy fucktards, he literally is the best kind of person to have as an employee
Dwight exposed his company to billions of dollars in liability. He also attempted several coups. Oh and he facilitated an assault on Oscar on behalf of the woman he was fucking in the office. Let's not be silly.
 
Its forced memes trying to get what Trump got and failing hard. They probably saw this comic and tried their best to replicate it while failing utterly miserably.

http://imgur.com/gallery/zXlmi

Goodness, the AOC comic and this comic are like night and day. It's amazing that somebody working for free is able to draw something that's so much more dynamic and entertaining than a group of paid professionals trying to raise money for charity. Money really is no substitute for passion!
 
Goodness, the AOC comic and this comic are like night and day. It's amazing that somebody working for free is able to draw something that's so much more dynamic and entertaining than a group of paid professionals trying to raise money for charity. Money really is no substitute for passion!
Meme magic is real.
 
If there is a twenty-something out there who was a "politically active" furry when they were younger, they would look at that comic and probably think "Oh thank God finally the Star Trek/Doctor Who/40K/Chakat/Army of Darkness crossover I wrote when I was fifteen is no longer the cringiest thing on the planet."
 
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