US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
Yes. That was originally going to be how they were going to get rid of her. Like the bigwigs were expecting her to sit in her district and spend her entire term rallying. Instead she doused herself in gasoline and started freebasing rock cocaine.

But she's not dark enough for the Ignited Negro College Fund!
 
AoC is so much in the news that you forget that she has been only in congress for less then a year. She is making these demands and act like she can't be replaced.
 
Yeah they slip up occasionally and admit that "climate change" is just an attempt at a backdoor hack into taking complete control of the economy. That's why they've tried so hard to demonize the opposition, to the point of calling them "climate deniers" specifically to try and create a mental association between that and "holocaust deniers". Thing is they've so effectively controlled the narrative to be about Settled Science versus Ignorant Evil Deniers that they know they can say this shit and it won't matter how often their opponents point it out, it will all just be responded to with "So you want the planet to die, is that it?"

There's a parallel with the left in the UK, where any attempt to reduce benefits (and taxes) is met with "people will die". Leftists point at the period of austerity following the 2008 recession and claim that 130,000 people died in the UK.

Not gonna lie, it's a good tactic. Because once you get people to accept that premise, and debate on those terms, you've already won the argument. It's genius.
 
Magicians don't reveal thier tricks, mostly to keep the illusion that it might be real that is necessary for the audience to play along...

Wrestlers don't break kayfabe because the willing suspension of belief that the outcome of a bout hasn't already been determined is needed for the audience to be entertained...

And yet this chucklefuck thinks you can mislead people while simultaneously admitting it and drawing attention to it while hoping they ignore it..... that..... only works in a 1984 dystopia where the populace has been psychologically conditioned to unquestioningly accept logical contradictions as valid.
That's how people behave when they grow up being constantly told they are the smartest and purest people in the world and everyone else is a worthless moron. You ever playfully talk to a cat or dog and say stuff like "you're a stupid idiot who lives in filth and can't understand what I'm saying" while you pet them, and they love it because they don't get your words but your friendly tone makes them feel good? That's how these people see the rest of humanity.

AoC is so much in the news that you forget that she has been only in congress for less then a year. She is making these demands and act like she can't be replaced.
Case in fucking point. The media scrabbles over themselves to write breaking news every time she sneezes because they want to push their narrative of "woke woc faces uphill battle for justice". She's just a token to them. Yet she goes her entire career hearing how special and important she is so she will believe it, to the point of being offended that you and I don't believe it. It must be because we're racists. All these woke people tell her constantly that criticism of wocs can only be racism and sexism, and that feels good so it must be true!
 
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I think you have it reversed or something, because that means that their minimum is $5.26 per hour (19 pesos = 1 american dollar). Taking into consideration the cost of living in various areas of the vast country, it's hard for me to imagine how that translates insofar as standard of living, but I wanted to make clear the actual minimum wage in Mexico (assuming the statement that 100 pesos per hour is correct).

Here's the first result when searched

It was deliberate tardonomics, a version of "just print more money!". I started with just adding zeroes to everyone's wages and having citizens actually drawing extra zeroes on the currency itself, except coins, a pen can't write well on a coin, this would make everyone much richer. Then it spiraled into Peso-parity by devaluing the dollar because that seemed like a REALLY dumb and unnecessary idea that would obliterate large parts of the world economy.
 
I'm not sure she realizes she has to get reelected in 2020. She hasn't read any other part of the Constitution; why should section 2 of article 1 be special?
 
I'm not sure she realizes she has to get reelected in 2020. She hasn't read any other part of the Constitution; why should section 2 of article 1 be special?
I still believe her career will be speaking tours. She'll get btfo'd in 2020, then blame it on racism and misogyny and put her name on a book about her struggles that someone else writes for her and get paid 6 or 7 figures a year to talk about how hard it is to be "working class" like she is.

I hope she runs for president.
I hope she tries in 2020 because she's not old enough and I want to see the cucked news media suddenly spend a ton of time whinging about how unfair the minimum age limit is even though no one ever cared about it before.
 
I hope she runs for president.

She legally can't but I doubt that would stop her. She'd probably announce it on twitter even after her handlers told her "no".

Edit: Ninja'd by an autistic hedgehog pictoseconds before hitting the post button.
 
Where's Bubba Sparxxx when you need him because it's getting ugly up in here!
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I still believe her career will be speaking tours. She'll get btfo'd in 2020, then blame it on racism and misogyny and put her name on a book about her struggles that someone else writes for her and get paid 6 or 7 figures a year to talk about how hard it is to be "working class" like she is.

I mean, that's fine. It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money.
 
It was deliberate tardonomics, a version of "just print more money!". I started with just adding zeroes to everyone's wages and having citizens actually drawing extra zeroes on the currency itself, except coins, a pen can't write well on a coin, this would make everyone much richer. Then it spiraled into Peso-parity by devaluing the dollar because that seemed like a REALLY dumb and unnecessary idea that would obliterate large parts of the world economy.
So are you announcing your campaign for democratic nominee then? I think you've got the best platform out of the bunch, honestly.
 
Where's Bubba Sparxxx when you need him because it's getting ugly up in here!
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Welp, its official guys. AOC is a Goomba, and the Dems themselves called her that. The facial structure is remarkably similar too, though AOC has a longer face while the Goomba has a wider one. The eyes are exactly the same though.
 
Welp, its official guys. AOC is a Goomba, and the Dems themselves called her that. The facial structure is remarkably similar too, though AOC has a longer face while the Goomba has a wider one. The eyes are exactly the same though.
Us Republicans must be slipping. How did we not make the connection first?

But at the same time, it is delicious that we will take their own nickname and use it against them.
 
I hope she runs for president.
I hope she tries in 2020 because she's not old enough and I want to see the cucked news media suddenly spend a ton of time whinging about how unfair the minimum age limit is even though no one ever cared about it before.
She legally can't but I doubt that would stop her. She'd probably announce it on twitter even after her handlers told her "no".

Did you guys all forget her misunderstanding the Constitution, and Matty Iglesias stanning her dumbass?

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Did you guys all forget her misunderstanding the Constitution, and Matty Iglesias stanning her dumbass?

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So it's the level of Alexandria Ocasio-Chandler now. That's her mental level.
 
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