US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
Rashida is right. I don't want to have sex with her. She'd try to eat me alive with that big mouth of hers, and I don't roll that way.
 
got this pic from /pol/ I think a comparison to Ivanka

you know what, she looks hot

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I haven't been able to climax since November unless I think or talk about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Fuck me I love this woman. Of course I agree with her politics, but it's more than that. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is so fucking beautiful. Her body is divinely feminine. She's young, tight and I am so fucking attracted to literally everything about her. I feel bad because I know I'm objectifying her, but I feel like she loves sex and that makes her even hotter. Fuck.

As much as I love her body, her words and ideas are even sexier. This woman cares. She fucking cares. She sees black boys dying in the streets, uninsured workers, marginalized trans folk and everyone else who suffers at the shriveled, disgusting hands of old, rich white men and she opens up her dazzling fucking eyes, purses her plump lips and says "enough!" in that charming little voice.

I'm a big fan of sex, and I love women who love sex. I won't go into detail, but let's just say they love me too, lol. I have regular sex with lovely, intelligent women. I do my best to give them multiple, steamy orgasms until their toes curl like dried onions. Since November, I've been fantasizing about AOC as I do it. I guess it's a bit of an exaggeration to say that I can't cum without imagining her, but it definitely brings on an earth-shattering climax every time I do. My body literally fucking trembles and my lady friends have taken notice. When I imagine Representative Ocasio-Cortez, I'm even more enthusiastic to give them unbelievable waves of tongue-induced pleasure.

I feel guilty because it's undoubtedly objectification, but at the same time, I'm attracted to her ideas as much as her physical beauty. Her stunning mind is more erotic than any physical pleasures I can think of. Coming from me, that means a lot. I have an advanced repertoire of sexual moves and techniques in my mind, lol.
 
I haven't been able to climax since November unless I think or talk about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Fuck me I love this woman. Of course I agree with her politics, but it's more than that. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is so fucking beautiful. Her body is divinely feminine. She's young, tight and I am so fucking attracted to literally everything about her. I feel bad because I know I'm objectifying her, but I feel like she loves sex and that makes her even hotter. Fuck.

As much as I love her body, her words and ideas are even sexier. This woman cares. She fucking cares. She sees black boys dying in the streets, uninsured workers, marginalized trans folk and everyone else who suffers at the shriveled, disgusting hands of old, rich white men and she opens up her dazzling fucking eyes, purses her plump lips and says "enough!" in that charming little voice.

I'm a big fan of sex, and I love women who love sex. I won't go into detail, but let's just say they love me too, lol. I have regular sex with lovely, intelligent women. I do my best to give them multiple, steamy orgasms until their toes curl like dried onions. Since November, I've been fantasizing about AOC as I do it. I guess it's a bit of an exaggeration to say that I can't cum without imagining her, but it definitely brings on an earth-shattering climax every time I do. My body literally fucking trembles and my lady friends have taken notice. When I imagine Representative Ocasio-Cortez, I'm even more enthusiastic to give them unbelievable waves of tongue-induced pleasure.

I feel guilty because it's undoubtedly objectification, but at the same time, I'm attracted to her ideas as much as her physical beauty. Her stunning mind is more erotic than any physical pleasures I can think of. Coming from me, that means a lot. I have an advanced repertoire of sexual moves and techniques in my mind, lol.
If bossy latinas are your thing I suggest Ana Navarro
 
AOC is such an endaring character tough. Shes kind of like forest gump. It dosent matter that your an 88 iq goblina if you are just willing to put in hard work and dedication (and possibly use a lot of identity poltics to get your way). You will find success.
 
AOC under fire after calling on illegals to fill out 2020 census
AOC IS CORRECT FOR ONCE
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is under fire after calling for illegal immigrants to participate in the 2020 census.

“Illegal aliens should not be counted equally to law-abiding Americans and legal immigrants, plain and simple,” Assemblyman Mike LiPetri said in a retort “When radical left-wing politicians like AOC make such statements, she sends a message to all Americans and legal immigrants that it doesn’t matter if you work hard and play by the rules, we’re going to prioritize criminals and those here illegally over you.”

The census is a once-a-decade population count that determines how $1.5 trillion in federal spending is allocated, and also how many congressional seats each state gets. The Census Bureau notes that it counts “our population and households” in the U.S.

The remarks come after she shared a video, distributed by New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio’s office, and emphasized that “you will NOT be asked about immigration status.”

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This is a great example of Ocasio Derangement Syndrome because AOC is actually telling her constituents to follow the law as it is written. Republican politicians should probably change the census law rather than whining at AOC the one time she actually does something right.
 
AOC claims Biden 'overperformed' Super Tuesday because his campaign faced 'low expectations'


Joe Biden “overperformed” in this week's Super Tuesday primaries because he faced "low expectations" going into the contests, a key surrogate for Biden's chief rival for the Democratic presidential nomination said this week.

U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., who backs Sen. Bernie Sanders for president, made the comments in an interview Wednesday with CNN's Chris Cuomo.

The congresswoman said the Sanders camp wanted to be good “sportsmen” about Biden's strong day at the polls -- but she claimed the former vice president's recent wins represented a "moment," not a "movement."

MODERATE DEMS BREATHE SIGH OF RELIEF AFTER SUPER TUESDAY BLUNTS SANDERS

Sanders’ team was left reeling this week after Biden pulled off wins in 10 states -- including Massachusetts, Minnesota and Texas, where Sanders was expected to do well. Sanders, meanwhile, won his home state of Vermont, as well as Colorado, Utah and the delegate-rich prize of California.

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Biden’s victories followed a landslide South Carolina win on Feb. 29 and subsequent withdrawals from the race by Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., and former South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg, each of whom endorsed Biden before Tuesday's elections.

“For the folks who are making that decision in the 72 hours before [Super Tuesday] where you have these dramatic developments – that is compelling but that is an event, it is a moment, it is not necessarily a movement,” Ocasio-Cortez told Cuomo.

In contrast, she claimed Sanders has been building a real movement for years, arguing his strong support among Latinos will put critical states in play in November's general election if Sanders ultimately wins the party's nomination this summer.

Prior to Super Tuesday, Biden had yet to win a state race, finishing fourth in Iowa, fifth in New Hampshire and second in Nevada.

Cuomo pushed back against Ocasio-Cortez's observations, however, noting that voters "didn’t show up" for Sanders on Tuesday.

"The young people who you are promising to the party, that you can bring in, didn’t come in anywhere," he told her. "How do you explain that with any optimism?"

After Super Tuesday exit polls showed Sanders continued to struggle with African-American support and that voter turnout among those under 30 was down in most states, the senator admitted he was “disappointed” with the data. Turnout among younger voters didn’t exceed 20 percent in any state Tuesday and was closer to 10 percent in several, NPR reported.

Ocasio-Cortez suggested to Cuomo that the percentage of young voters in California, which Sanders won “by a lot,” might have been higher, but NPR reported that voters under 30 made up only 11 percent of the turnout there.
Cuomo said that while Sanders' campaign wanted to win around 60 percent of Super Tuesday’s delegates it may receive closer to 40-45, depending on California.

By Friday evening, Biden had 664 delegates to Sanders' 573 -- not including some Super Tuesday delegates still to be allocated, according to the Associated Press.

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“Well, we can’t get too greedy sometimes,” Ocasio-Cortez laughed.

“It’s a greedy business,” Cuomo answered. “You need everything you can get because you’re at a disadvantage going into the convention.”

The breadth of Biden’s win Tuesday -- that went from the Deep South to New England to the Midwest and Texas -- stunned politicos, especially given that he defeated Sanders in states where Biden ran no ads and hadn't visited a single time during the campaign.
 
"We can't get too greedy sometimes"

I'm no Freudian, but your slip is showing.
 
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Ma'am I can assure you with 100% certainty that none of us want to have sex with you. On an unrelated note, if you pause the video at just the right time you can almost make the banner look like it says #MyRideMyDick, which is actually a little appropriate given the topic at hand.

In other words, she admits that abstinence is the best way to avoid an unwanted pregnancy?
 
She hasn't taken any time to look inwards. She's already gone back to spewing garbage about how growing cauliflower is racist and crap like that.

I can't tell if that's a joke or not, and I find that's my most common thought when I read political news these days.

Also, I don't think AOC has the capacity for self reflection. That would require her to be self aware.
 
“For the folks who are making that decision in the 72 hours before [Super Tuesday] where you have these dramatic developments – that is compelling but that is an event, it is a moment, it is not necessarily a movement,” Ocasio-Cortez told Cuomo.

Her ability to patronize black voters is both subtle and hilarious. Please keep it up.
 
I can't tell if that's a joke or not, and I find that's my most common thought when I read political news these days.

Also, I don't think AOC has the capacity for self reflection. That would require her to be self aware.
I'm being a little facetious, but the actual quote is (she's talking about the Bronx, not Florida or someplace her comments make even a little sense) :
But when you really think about it -- when someone says that it’s ‘too hard’ to do a green space that grows Yucca instead of, I don’t know, cauliflower or something -- what you’re doing is you’re taking a colonial approach to environmentalism
It's not that much better, really. NYC is extremely marginal for growing yucca. It's definitely too hard to grow in the Bronx compared to cauliflower. It's easy to say shit, it's not so easy to know what the fuck you're talikg about. I think colonialism would be growing plants from a colony like Puerto Rico in NYC, anyway.
 
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claimed many restaurants "are feeling the pain of racism" because people are avoiding Chinese food out of fear of contracting the coronavirus.

"Honestly, it sounds almost so silly to say, but there's a lot of restaurants that are feeling the pain of racism," the New York Democrat said Tuesday night on Instagram Live. "People are literally not patroning Chinese restaurants. They're not patroning Asian restaurants because of just straight-up racism around the coronavirus."

Video at link

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For all the hubbub about making Corona Chan Drumpfs fault, prioritizing calling dissidents racists isnt making the sand under your feet look more solid.
 
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