The Square Enix Griefing Thread

they're sleeping on Tomb Raider remakes. A fan recreated one level from TR2 in UE4, so it shoundn't cost much.

Most fans are sick of reboot Lara and "realism". This is how much Shadow tanked compared to the rest of the reboot and apparently Square considers it such a flop they don't want to invest in another major Tomb Raider title, only mobile garbage. Yet they have no problem capitalizing on classic Lara's image and exploiting fans for free fanart.

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they're sleeping on Tomb Raider remakes. A fan recreated one level from TR2 in UE4, so it shoundn't cost much.

Most fans are sick of reboot Lara and "realism". This is how much Shadow tanked compared to the rest of the reboot and apparently Square considers it such a flop they don't want to invest in another major Tomb Raider title, only mobile garbage. Yet they have no problem capitalizing on classic Lara's image and exploiting fans for free fanart.

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I honestly wish Lara Croft was placed under public domain so that Squeenix wouldn't interfere with the Tomb Raider IP nor any fan creation.
 
they're sleeping on Tomb Raider remakes. A fan recreated one level from TR2 in UE4, so it shoundn't cost much.

the problem isn't nulara or realism, but the story and people in charge. any remake would be done by the same retards that think lara needs to be "deep" and "relatable" and other stupid shit that already made people nope out of shadow. literally all they had/have to do is make a fun globetrotting adventure with a fun character solving mysteries and shit. it's the same reason james bond is crap now, because people don't want to see a mopey, old bond (spoiler in case someone hasn't seen no time to die yet) killing himself, they want to see suave spy action while banging every women in the movie, even chicks can flick their bean to that. or star wars. or star trek. or any other old school IP.
 
they're sleeping on Tomb Raider remakes. A fan recreated one level from TR2 in UE4, so it shoundn't cost much.

Most fans are sick of reboot Lara and "realism". This is how much Shadow tanked compared to the rest of the reboot and apparently Square considers it such a flop they don't want to invest in another major Tomb Raider title, only mobile garbage. Yet they have no problem capitalizing on classic Lara's image and exploiting fans for free fanart.

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Gamers want fan service sexy badass Lara. They don't want a beaten down from a tumblr artist to make her more 'relatable'. Who gives a shit about relatable content? This isn't Steven Universe.
 
I honestly wish Lara Croft was placed under public domain so that Squeenix wouldn't interfere with the Tomb Raider IP nor any fan creation.
give it like 70 years or so. we'll be dead by then but it'll all be worth it
 
they're sleeping on Tomb Raider remakes. A fan recreated one level from TR2 in UE4, so it shoundn't cost much.

Most fans are sick of reboot Lara and "realism". This is how much Shadow tanked compared to the rest of the reboot and apparently Square considers it such a flop they don't want to invest in another major Tomb Raider title, only mobile garbage. Yet they have no problem capitalizing on classic Lara's image and exploiting fans for free fanart.

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It sucks because I actually liked the 2013 reboot a lot, you felt like that version of Lara could become the hot pants wearing, duel wielding Lara.

The 2013 game was also helped by a strong supporting cast including Jonah, Lara was juuuuust tolerable enough in Rise, but it lacked the supporting cast, Jonah was barely in it.

I doubt I'll work up the interest to play Shadow given what I've seen/heard about it, even 2015 levels of Wokeness is a whole other story than a game released when DOLARINO BAMBINO was President, when things truly became dire.
 
It sucks because I actually liked the 2013 reboot a lot, you felt like that version of Lara could become the hot pants wearing, duel wielding Lara.

The 2013 game was also helped by a strong supporting cast including Jonah, Lara was juuuuust tolerable enough in Rise, but it lacked the supporting cast, Jonah was barely in it.

I doubt I'll work up the interest to play Shadow given what I've seen/heard about it, even 2015 levels of Wokeness is a whole other story than a game released when DOLARINO BAMBINO was President, when things truly became dire.
I played Rise for free and it felt like it was trending in the right direction at least, there was a bigger emphasis on exploration and solving side-tombs. Honestly, the combat is a lot of fun in those games, but that series turned Lara into Rambo and I just didn't like that. I want my classic backflip, dual-wielding, British bombshell and my gritty, realistic, neck-stabber to be separate characters and I.P.
 
I played Rise for free and it felt like it was trending in the right direction at least, there was a bigger emphasis on exploration and solving side-tombs. Honestly, the combat is a lot of fun in those games, but that series turned Lara into Rambo and I just didn't like that. I want my classic backflip, dual-wielding, British bombshell and my gritty, realistic, neck-stabber to be separate characters and I.P.
The tombs were really well done in Rise, I like how they seemed to have gone with a "theme park ride" design mindset, the entrances kind of felt like you were getting in a queue, the experience of solving the tomb kind of felt like a ride and then you exited back out onto the hub.

In addition to that, a lot of the environments had a real "movie set" feel like the gulag, it just had a neat level of detail that gave you plenty of interesting things to look at beyond a more typical game environment with a lot of copy and paste.

As for Lara herself, yes she spends most of the game wearing winter clothing (which makes sense) and her personality could be a bit grating at times, but you still got a good look at her still somewhat prominent behind when swimming underwater.

I even enjoyed the DLC episode where you explore Croft manor even though it was basically "Gone Home meets Tomb Raider" but again everything was well designed enough to make the experience interesting.

Everything was still ok in 2015, but there was a steep decline post 2016, I was originally excited when I heard about Shadow's setting since as well done as it was, I had mixed thoughts on Rise's setting theme wise and south American jungle sounded like a perfect setting, but they really ugged Lara up a lot for it.

I'm still kind of curious about it but they ruined what little appeal that version of Lara had.
 
I'd like to think they're shedding some of their westernization (they said this was to "focus on Japan"), but I think they're too deep into it.

I still can't believe Forspoken is a fucking thing, it's so gross and is the antithesis of what I associate Square with. I'd rather them purely focus on blockchain shit than ever do a game like that again.
 
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I'd like to think they're shedding some of their westernization (they said this was to "focus on Japan"), but I think they're too deep into it.

I still can't believe Forspoken is a fucking thing, it's so gross and is the antithesis of what I associate Square with. I'd rather them purely focus on blockchain shit than ever do a game like that again.
Yeah, it seems less like they are doubling down on Japanese style games and have just realized they can make Western-style games in house. Just slap a goofy nigress onto the cover and have her quip her way through a rejected Final Fantasy setting. Honestly, I'm thinking this will be good for everyone. Now maybe we can get a Deus Ex or Thief reboot without Square shoving bullshit in at the last second.
 
Yeah, it seems less like they are doubling down on Japanese style games and have just realized they can make Western-style games in house. Just slap a goofy nigress onto the cover and have her quip her way through a rejected Final Fantasy setting. Honestly, I'm thinking this will be good for everyone. Now maybe we can get a Deus Ex or Thief reboot without Square shoving bullshit in at the last second.
That's unfortunately what it seems like.

I remember there was some kind of activity with the Gex IP relatively recently, maybe we'll get something out of that. Another reboot of Tomb Raider but good, perhaps? Probably not.
 
Guardians of the Galaxy is awful. It’s just terrible gameplay and the writing is just annoying. You’re Space Bounty hunters who have a little too much morality, do a small rpg or save a space princess.
I hate the game on a fundamental level.
 
Guardians of the Galaxy is awful. It’s just terrible gameplay and the writing is just annoying. You’re Space Bounty hunters who have a little too much morality, do a small rpg or save a space princess.
I hate the game on a fundamental level.
Sadly people think it's good because Avengers flopped so hard. Like how people thought Outer Worlds was good because we haven't had a decent CRPG in years.
 
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Sadly people think it's good because Avengers flopped so hard. Like how people thought Outer Worlds was good because we haven't had a decent CRPG in years.
I feel like no game nowadays can get you really invested. New Vegas was great because you could understand almost everyone’s motives even if they were outlandish and insane.
You get shot in the head and want revenge because you were holding something important. Your job likely has you be used to defending yourself.
 
Guardians of the Galaxy is awful. It’s just terrible gameplay and the writing is just annoying. You’re Space Bounty hunters who have a little too much morality, do a small rpg or save a space princess.
I hate the game on a fundamental level.
The cast is undoubtedly the best part by far. Each actor is fantastic.
 
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