The Square Enix Griefing Thread

Like the WiiU perhaps.
Terrible screen quality, and I'd be surprised if it was 480p. Vita's screen looked better, and not just the OLED. I don't know why Nintendo always picks such shitty screens. It was especially noticeable on Wii U and 3DS, but of course this goes back to GB and the original GBA too, even Virtual Boy.

I'm surprised Switch's is adequate.
 
Vita's screen looked better
Hold a PSP 3000 next to any Nintendo screen and the only major differences are backlight illumination and size.

Speaking of PSP, FFT: WotL is the best remake Squeenix has ever released and they are completely fucking retarded for not putting it on consoles so that people don't have to tear their retinas squinting at it on a handheld or smartphone. I'd give them full price for a hard copy of it, as long as they didn't do any fuckery like FF7R. Oh, and Give Ramza some holy/ark knight options like Barbaneth/Zalbaag. Delita had access to that shit, so should Ramza.
 
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Nintendo, hopefully. Beat that westernization out of them and have them focus on actual games again. And Super Mario RPG 2.
As nice as it might sound, spending a shit ton of money to acquire Square Enix only to have them focus exclusively on traditional games would be a really, really bad business decision. Also, the thought of my weeb shit being exclusive to Nintendo hardware does not spark joy.
 
Hold a PSP 3000 next to any Nintendo screen and the only major differences are backlight illumination and size.

Speaking of PSP, FFT: WotL is the best remake Squeenix has ever released and they are completely fucking retarded for not putting it on consoles so that people don't have to tear their retinas squinting at it on a handheld or smartphone. I'd give them full price for a hard copy of it, as long as they didn't do any fuckery like FF7R. Oh, and Give Ramza some holy/ark knight options like Barbaneth/Zalbaag. Delita had access to that shit, so should Ramza.
There's that credible leak indicating a remake, I'm sure it's coming. They've been pumping out tactics games recently, I'd be surprised if their main one didn't get attention.

As nice as it might sound, spending a shit ton of money to acquire Square Enix only to have them focus exclusively on traditional games would be a really, really bad business decision. Also, the thought of my weeb shit being exclusive to Nintendo hardware does not spark joy.
Would it? Look at their recent bombs in the last couple years. The only downside would be Nintendo's hardware restrictions, they'd be back to making PS3 looking games. But we'd get a lot of good games out of them.
 
Would it? Look at their recent bombs in the last couple years.
They can survive a few bombs because they aren't putting all of their eggs in one basket. Digital entertainment is only part of their revenue, mobile games and MMO's make up like 3/4 of that.

The only downside would be Nintendo's hardware restrictions, they'd be back to making PS3 looking games. But we'd get a lot of good games out of them.
Being exclusive to one platform and Nintendo having creative control is a pretty big downside.
 
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They can survive a few bombs because they aren't putting all of their eggs in one basket. Digital entertainment is only part of their revenue, mobile games and MMO's make up like 3/4 of that.
I'm sure they can but selling off their western studios indicates their direction was unsustainable. Now Forspoken rubs that in even harder. The mobile games would definitely continue under Nintendo who wanted to break into the market themselves but failed.

The only odd situation would be the MMOs, but it technically wouldn't be the first time Nintendo games would appear on other systems/PC and would probably continue as the exception. The only difference would probably be that now Nintendo systems would have a version too.

Being exclusive to one platform and Nintendo having creative control is a pretty big downside.
Platform exclusivity is just something that's always existed, it's kind of annoying but it's not like the woke competition should even exist or be supported at this point. I'd just be happy a blow was dealt to them. Normally I'm all for competition as it helps keep the industry healthy, but these aren't normal times.

The only real downside would be Nintendo having creative control. I like Square trying a darker take on Final Fantasy with FF16, but that may not have happened under Nintendo. Then again, look how they're handling Bayonetta, seems pretty untouched.

At any rate it'd be better than if either of the others got a hold of them. You know exactly what they'd do, especially Sony, I don't even need to say it. At least with Nintendo we'd get actual games and some interesting possibilities, and probably less Forspoken type shit.
 
The character models in Forspoken look like they’re from at least 2 gens back, Yeesh.
 
I like Forspoken. It reminds me a late-era PS2 game. Just a bunch of weird, high concept shit cobbled together with unhinged dialogue and a bracelet that sounds like a 2016-era anti-sjw youtuber. It's one of those mid-tier games that don't get made much anymore.
Its not really a mid-tier game when it has a AAA budget. Also, those mid-tier early 2000s games were charming. This is just cringy and bad.
 
I watched one video on it out of curiosity and the guy playing legit could barely stand what an asshole the main character is throughout the entire game.

I know how some people feel about Charlie, it was just the first video on the game that popped up in my recommended.
 
She's a pretentious, annoying cunt. I secretly thought maybe Forspoken might not be absolute dogshit, like there's a 1% chance this nigger game might actually not be the worst fucking game, but no, it's worse than expected even with near rock bottom expectations.

It's probably not provable, but it almost seems like there was subtle false advertising. Images of the character in marketing make her seem contemplative, maybe serene. Possibly likable, or tolerable. Instead, she's a screeching retard. It's like they knew they couldn't sell that, so why...DO that?
 
Nomura says stranger of paradise can get a sequel if it sells more. So buy it boys! Dlc is all out now
 
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Nomura says stranger of paradise can get a sequel if it sells more. So buy it boys! Dlc is all out now
even Scott the Woz recently mocked developers who dangle sequels around and say “we’ll only make a sequel if this sells more!!” and he’s like the most mainstream gaming youtuber

No, I do not want to consoom product because sequel, fuck off Nomura go tighten one of your 50 belts
 
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