The Square Hut - Ukrainian mashup of Bumfights, IP2 and Fishtank

[Mister Baranavichy]

This is a compilation taken from a Telegram clipping channel of every time she's had sex with one of the ghouls. It's very grimy

It's indescribably grimy, barely watchable, but there is something funny about a compilation like this having a fucking intro lmao, like it's a Minecraft video from 2014.

 

[Slav Power]

Thanks @neger psykolog for his community feature post, reminding me that this thread exists. One thing tho

Russian IP2 is alive and kicking, unlike its Western originator (just check the recent posts in the IP2 thread, it's literally only about Johnny Somali). In Russian speaking Internet, the lolcow community is referred to as "Нижний Интернет" (Literally translated: Lower Internet, because it is considered to be underground). The trash streaming is a big part of the Russian Lolcow Community and is a place where all the lulz at.

Back in the day, Russian Twitch used to be extremely unmoderated, and because of this, we had such iconic moments like VJLink (Iconic Russian Streaming Lolcow) suffering a stroke and getting help from nurses in front of thousands of Twitch viewers (He didn't even get banned for this, btw ) and a girl getting her eye cut by a knife that was being held by her cat. There's much more than that, but you get the point

These days, the lolcows stream on YouTube and have to constantly jump from channel to channel because they keep getting banned . I really wish I could give you guys all the details, but the language barrier makes everything difficult to appreciate the Russian lolcow content. Maybe one day I'll make an effortpost explaining all the lore on them (because there's A LOT), but I can't guarantee. Here's an edit for you to get a feel of "Russia Lolcow Lore"
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The same phenomenon exists in Poland to some degree. Here it's called "patostreamy", which basically means "pathological livestreams". It's by no means considered underground given how certain patostreamers like DanielMagical basically reached mainstream attention, and it has gotten government attention back in 2018 when DanielMagical and other patostreamers were at their peak of popularity. Around that period the biggest Polish lolcow in history, Krzysztof Kononowicz, was also in some amount a part of the phenomenon, at one point even collabing with DanielMagical, and in 2023, a crucial personality in the universe surrounding Kononowicz, Wojciech Suchodolski, died on a livestream after getting piss drunk and vomiting up something black.

Now, without going into detail, because an entire wiki had to be made to document US17, here is the absurdity of the situation.

Wojciech was an avid toluene abuser, which left him mentally impaired, having difficulties with speaking and so on and so forth. He lived in Białystok.

This is Sławomir Nowak. This complete degenerate hails from a village by the Slovenian border called Krzyżowa. He has taken over control over Krzysztof and Wojciech's lives around 2019, used them as puppets to make complete garbage to monetize and essentially lived off of two retarded alcoholics and is directly responsible for the death of both. Krzysztof suffered from diabetes which he would worsen for views, and the same went for Wojciech's toluene addiction. Plus, he ruined a perfectly organic phenomenon for which people loved to watch these two retarded alcoholics and there are no words to describe the hatred the Polish Internet holds towards this cunt and to what he did.

This is Jacek Haraś. Another degenerate and an accomplice of Sławomir that lives in Sędziszów with his parents. Sławomir essentially pimped out Wojciech to him, where he would run a patostream with him, forcing him to drink more and more until he died in his parents' house.

Now, allow me to visualize how fucking absurd this whole situation was in terms of the country.

Sławomir, even though he lived at the literal opposite end of the country, has taken full control of Krzysztof and Wojciech's lives, and pimped Wojciech out to Jacek's house which was within the south of the country, still a shitton of kilometers away from Białystok.

The best part? Despite years and years of attempts to stop Sławomir and his accomplices, despite the mountain of evidence against Sławomir that has been compiled and put forth to authorities, despite this situation getting some spotlight on state TV back in 2022, this was allowed to continue until Krzysztof's death this year, Sławomir and his accomplices are still making money off of YouTube video monetization, and they are still walking scot free, and as far as I'm aware there has been no legal action taken against them, despite Sławomir and his actions reaching public awareness after Krzysztof's death.

To say that Krzysztof Kononowicz was to Poland what Chris-Chan was to the US would be the most correct way to describe it. They've been active for a very long time, though Krzysztof became known country wide back in 2006 and was one of the very first Polish Internet memes, both had an era where there was a lot of genuinely funny and interesting content, with US17 golden age being around 2015-2018, and both have ended up collapsing as more and more people became aware of them and tried to interfere in the natural cycle of these microuniverses. Sławomir could be described as ILJ if ILJ managed to go through with her plan and convince Chris to kill himself, except Sławomir abused Krzysztof not for fame, but monetary gain, and he doesn't come from a family of feds. This fucker's just a retarded hobo fetishist that somehow managed to pull all of this shit off and not get locked up, so it's even more absurd.

The eastern part of the phenomenon is definitely way more unhinged than this though. Russia's "Lower Internet" and Square Hut is a definitive proof of that. Still, it's funny to see Americans freak out over how deranged the post-Soviet parts of the Internet are, but at the same time it's kinda scary how all of this shit is considered "somewhat normal" here.

 

[neger psykolog]

The most popular show on Netflix is Squid Game atm, you don't think morbid curiosity is being used as a selling point, that's there is an IRL version for something in that nature? You average normie is more fucked in the head than you think. Add the fact these are slavs, you can lower the bar even further. Ice Poseidon used to invite a bunch of attention whores/clout chasers and humiliate them, I can guarantee that he (and Logan Paul) would go further if the law allowed it.

That's why I'm so nonchalant about it. Once you deal with streamers/clout chasers and low class people, applying morals doesn't work out anymore. It will only give you a headache.

Oh I know very well about Squid Game and similar shows. I never watched it because I didn't like the concept but then came across this fucked up show "slavtank" by chance - I've seen plenty of other fucked up shit online beside this.

I know morbid curiosity is a selling point - the point with Squid Game is that on top of being fictional it was a commentary on life in South Korea and the class system that their country is ruled by.

Ice Poseidon used to invite a bunch of attention whores/clout chasers and humiliate them, I can guarantee that he (and Logan Paul) would go further if the law allowed it.

There's definitely some kind of an extreme border with reality TV shows and contests and the kind of people they attract and how much they get pushed or invited to humiliate themselves. Sort of like that Nasubi reality show in Japan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi

You average normie is more fucked in the head than you think

I definitely agree with this but having said that I don't like it one bit. It brings us closer to a world in which animal crush videos and all sorts of disgusting content it normalized further and further and I don't want to live in that kind of a world. It disturbs me there are young kids and teenagers who think sharing shock videos of child porn and extreme torture/violence videos is "funny" or "edgy" and I don't like it one bit.

That's why I'm so nonchalant about it. Once you deal with streamers/clout chasers and low class people, applying morals doesn't work out anymore. It will only give you a headache.

I don't know whether it matters that its "low class people" and clout chasers. There's a difference between "applying morals" and people on the internet crowdfunding extreme acts of sadism/violence against vulnerable people - such is the case with this "show".
None of the people on this show have TikTok or Instagram accounts, they're not clout chasing with this shit. These are acts of violence against vulnerable people, I'm not sure "morals" even come into it when its something that is just plain old violence/illegal.

 

[scumfuck]

I think anybody that has read the OP and has seen clips in the thread HAS to know this isn't consensual. I myself have posted several clips of the women being abused horrifically. One thing Id like to correct though is you said some guy jumped from the balcony and died, that is not true. That was Marcelo and he actually made the escape alive but then was recaptured and placed back in the hut a few days later.

I made a post about it almost a year ago. It's been 2 years now since his escape

This was his punishment for not wanting to be electrocuted.
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Poor guy. We know Arthur likes to make shit up for the audience, but Marcello recently was mentioned in several telegram posts about running away. A week or so ago was the year anniversary that he escaped out a second story window.

Marcelo is still in the Hut to this day.

 

[This shall be a name]

Removing it from the internet won't cure the disease, though. Whatever comes from it is whatever comes from it.

They'll never get rid of it, if the admin of the show gets his ass in gear he will eventually move to a self hosted streaming service and it'll be up for good. Impossible to purge the rot at this point.

 

[neger psykolog]

They'll never get rid of it, if the admin of the show gets his ass in gear he will eventually move to a self hosted streaming service and it'll be up for good. Impossible to purge the rot at this point.

If the war ends or this gets enough attention then the guy could actually get fucked and this show could totally end. But he created a market for this kind of thing and someone will probably fill the void - and if it doesn't happen that way then it's more than probable that people will just make alternatives in other countries.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

cut by a knife that was being held by her cat.

oh eastern europe, you so eastern europe

 

[neger psykolog]

The guy known as "crab" was supposedly "wanted" on the 21st July 2025:
"Krabykha is wanted"

https://t.me/kvadro_muzeum/8845

Surname (in Russian):
POLYAKOV
First name (in Russian):
VICTOR
Patronymic (in Russian):
LEONIDOVICH
Date of birth:
20.05.1998
Gender:
Male
Article of accusation:
Article 309, Part 1

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This refers to Ukrainian Criminal Code Article 309 Part 1, which involves illegal possession or handling of narcotics without intent to sell.

Court:
Berdychiv City District Court of Zhytomyr Region


Date of Decision:
01.12.2022


Published:
29.12.2022


Document Number:
108116666


Type of Proceedings:
Administrative Offense


Category:
Administrative offenses in the field of labor protection and public health.
Illegal production, acquisition, storage, transportation, or shipment of narcotic drugs or psychotropic substances without intent to sell, in small quantities.

Крабыха в розыске

https://wanted.mvs.gov.ua/searchperson/details/?id=3025183398626416

(the URL doesn't go to a current person anymore)

The page simply says:
"Nothing found
This search resource is a copy of the official database of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine and is updated periodically."

Among the chat messages (translated using AI):

• "He was found with drugs. The link contains a full description with his data and article"
• "What military obligation are you talking about, you fing idiot? He’s a childhood invalid, you atrophied bch. He was never registered [for military service], f** your miserable mother.
  Understand? What the hell is he supposed to update?"
• Denys Den, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:48:03]:
  They take in disabled people too. I have a friend who’s a childhood invalid—schizophrenia. He’s serving.
• Vladimir, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:48:14 (edited 17:48:51)]:
  Okay, let’s say the military enlistment office took him in—if you were the commander, would you add a schizophrenic to your unit?
• A, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:48:15]:
  He’s just a young ps*ssy (likely slang for naive/soft guy).
• Denys Den, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:48:46]:
  Seriously.
• Dmitry, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:49:15]:
  It’s all bullshit. The film studio turned him into a "real person."
  (implying some artificial transformation or PR story)
• Do Good, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:49:34]:
  He looks like Squidward from SpongeBob.
• Bogdan Dereban, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:52:00]:Dunno, looking at these photos from when he was still a person—it’s almost sad he ended up in a rehab center.
• Ravlyk, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:52:05]:
  He seemed normal, though.
• Dmitry, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:52:37]:
  Do you think he f***ed that cat? Or did it stop with the chicken?
• Mooch, [21 Jul 2025 at 17:52:46]:
  Before rehab, he lived in a drug den with junkies—Brelok told me. He went off track a long time ago, Altool has nothing to do with it.
• Griffith:
  F***, Krab disappeared on 13.06.2025. Maybe he has a twin brother with normal hands who goes by the same name and appears on stream?
• Griffith:
  His flippers had their effect. Same with Petukh—his face grew after the flippers.
• Griffith:
  So now he's a stunt actor. Curious if they bring his friend on stream—will Krab beat him like he did Petukh?
• Mooch:
  Krab will beat him and lick his ass. He just follows orders from the older guys. He does what they say.
• Square Museum of Folk Art:
  Brutal beating of Kuvaldis for breaking props.
• Maximum Hatred:
  You can tell that salty head is smeared in sh*t... but still looks a thousand times better than now.
• no name:
  That idiot has to report to the police for a whole year.
• no name:
  Krab James Krab
• no name:
  Then we’ll pull him out.
• subscriber:
  Typical chickenf***er.
• Vyacheslav B:
  What’s the point. All the cops know the address of the show and where Krab is. As long as he’s working in court with Burkin covered in piss, no one will touch him—cops are cowards and the reach isn't big enough.
• пані Лелека :
  I wonder what his mom thinks about the show her son is on. I thought Vitya was from an orphanage.
• пані Лелека :
  He used to be such a sweet boy...
• Bogdan Dereban:
  He’s from a drug den.
• Darya Evgenievna:
  Damn, what a face and the eyes... seriously

Some random images people posted in Telegram, presumably from his childhood:

Spoiler: images

Worth noting: contrary to what I would've expected it wasn't just people shitting on the guy and quite a few people expressed empathy/sympathy towards his situation and how he ended up like this and there were quite a few heart emojis and similar. I was a bit surprised by this since I thought the entire audience of "The Square Hut"/slavtank must be entirely heartless people. I guess there is a human story behind all of the contestants though and its hard to fully appreciate it until you learn more.

 

[scumfuck]

Current stream https://youtube.com/watch?v=otPX9393RK0

 

[San Marino]

I’m just learning about this now, but this just seems like the closest thing to an actual darknet red room.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Huh, read the OP, before that i was just thinking "oh how abusive could it be" then i remembered its in eastern europe.
Its not just "teehee it just hurts a little bit this is just playing" but NOPE theyre going full force.

 

[Rolex]

All right, how many of these people have been proven to actually be captive and not willing participants? I'm having a hard time buying that. I could understand "captive" in a sense where they're fed and housed for free so they don't want to be left on the street, but are they truly imprisoned?

 

[neger psykolog]

All right, how many of these people have been proven to actually be captive and not willing participants? I'm having a hard time buying that. I could understand "captive" in a sense where they're fed and housed for free so they don't want to be left on the street, but are they truly imprisoned?

There's metal cages installed outside the apartment. In a situation like this there's very little difference between forced, them having no other options and Stockholm syndrome.

They're truly imprisoned and also some of them I think would pretty much die of they were just left on the street. From what I understand the show "pauses" between seasons for a few days and they all seem to "stick around".

One of the guys is kind of like a pimp and physically beats them and hands out punishments and shit like that.

These people are pretty much "forced" to have sex with one another as well as do all kinds of other fucked up shit. This is slavery, sadism and rape.

 

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a girl getting her eye cut by a knife that was being held by her cat

what?

 

[basedman]

This is slavery, sadism and rape

Bro, I dont know whats got you so ass-blasted, but maybe you should take a break and calm down.
As you said, these bums would be dead if they were outside. Is it really so hard to believe that doing crazy shit for donos is better than the alternative options?
My understanding is that they sign a "contract" for a period of time. Make of that what you will, all we can do is guess. My guess is that they get a place to stay, food, smokes, drink, and drugs in exchange for not being able to leave and doing these "stunts," as they call them, for donos. Its possible they're paying off some debt.
The main bald guy is definitely some criminal. He actually had (has?) his own youtube channel where he'd post little vlog/live type videos.
I'm not sure where im going with this. All I know if that if you compare kneeling on buckwheat, getting seran-wrapped, slapped with fins/flippers, or even having sex with mr krabs to CSAM or animal torture videos, you should kill yourself as soon as possible.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

All I know if that if you compare kneeling on buckwheat, getting seran-wrapped, slapped with fins/flippers, or even having sex with mr krabs to CSAM or animal torture videos, you should kill yourself as soon as possible.

Torturing and sexually abusing mentally disabled drug addicted people is worse than hurting animals.

"Akshuually the mentally incapacitated person signed a contract and they get free food in the torture rape prison, so it's ok!"

You go kill yourself, fucking retard. At least that way the world would have one less ancapistani autist defending this sort of shit.

 

[neger psykolog]

Bro, I dont know whats got you so ass-blasted, but maybe you should take a break and calm down.
As you said, these bums would be dead if they were outside. Is it really so hard to believe that doing crazy shit for donos is better than the alternative options?
My understanding is that they sign a "contract" for a period of time. Make of that what you will, all we can do is guess. My guess is that they get a place to stay, food, smokes, drink, and drugs in exchange for not being able to leave and doing these "stunts," as they call them, for donos. Its possible they're paying off some debt.
The main bald guy is definitely some criminal. He actually had (has?) his own youtube channel where he'd post little vlog/live type videos.
I'm not sure where im going with this. All I know if that if you compare kneeling on buckwheat, getting seran-wrapped, slapped with fins/flippers, or even having sex with mr krabs to CSAM or animal torture videos, you should kill yourself as soon as possible.

I don't think for a second they get any of the money. So no, they're not doing "crazy shit for donos". They're there under force/duress and there's a literal metal cage that has been erected outside the fucking place so no one can escape.

My understanding is that they sign a "contract" for a period of time. Make of that what you will, all we can do is guess. My guess is that they get a place to stay, food, smokes, drink, and drugs in exchange for not being able to leave and doing these "stunts," as they call them, for donos. Its possible they're paying off some debt.

Let me guess, they basically have to stay there forever to pay off the "debt"?

All I know if that if you compare kneeling on buckwheat, getting seran-wrapped, slapped with fins/flippers, or even having sex with mr krabs to CSAM or animal torture videos, you should kill yourself as soon as possible.

Nigger I don't know what planet you live on that you try to morally justify watching people being forced into this kind of shit and think its all cool and ok?

This is just all round depressing to an uncomfortable degree. I don't care how much you might think she's a skag who deserves it, seeing some frail women coerced into sex and degradation by a gang of Chernobyl exposure victims should trigger something in you if you're not a lunatic.
That one guy has a fucking 3 finger crab claw for a hand. These look like the types of men that would be dredged up as penal battalions on the Eastern front

Sooo this is pretty fucked, isn't it? Are we sure those people are actually there willingly? Are they all being fed drugs off screen to keep them docile or something?

I have a higher tolerance than most for watching gore and death, but this is just depressing as fuck tbh. Like, I'm still going to watch the thread, but this is all cow and no lol.

Ok ok but I mean what's being swept under the rug is that she's raped on camera for money I mean what the fuck I hope her not being on camera means she left the show () but my god, isn't a minimum wage job better than ruining your body and getting your kids taken from you?

TL: DR : this may be the single most fucked up thing i have ever seen being livestreamed to a live audience

Are you reading the same thread that I am? You're fucked in the head dude - you're watching videos of people being tortured and forced to have sex with others and trying to tell me it isn't as bad as CSAM or animal torture shit? This shit is basically rape and even more fucked up shit on top of that. What in the fuck is wrong with your mind/soul that you at all try to justify this type of stuff? Take a serious look at yourself in the mirror. This shit is abhorrent.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Generally I am against neghole pozzing and that sort of thing but I have reported their YouTube channel several times with zero impact. The sheer scale of YouTube simply means it is hard for them to easily identify what this show is with regularity.

The simple answer to this is that the huge social media conglomerations simply do not give a shit about this sort of thing. I know this first hand.

This constitutes a power level, but I think it's very germane to the conversation. There exists video of me being physically assaulted at my workplace on youtube and instagram uploaded by the youths that did it. When I discovered it, I naturally reported it and received a response that they were going to look into it, and nothing further happened. The videos still exist online. I was counseled by others that in order to actually have it removed, I would need to lawyer up, and send a "cease and desist" letter, but I decided it wasn't worth the money to remove videos with only a couple thousand views.

 

[basedman]

Your comparison is vile. CSAM and animal torture videos are objectively wrong, there is no ambiguity about it.

This is akin to bumfights, albeit a more extreme ukranian version.

I understand your opinion of square hut is based on moral fag posts and articles, but all I'd like is for you to stop shitting up the thread with your hysterical posts. Thanks bud

 

[Paul-Denton]

Once you deal with streamers/clout chasers and low class people, applying morals doesn't work out anymore

You have the brain of an indian and your soul is seeded with evil. Neck yourself nigger+you didn't read the OP