The story of josh null - He's a faggot on the internet

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Josh null owner of this site is a sad lonely man who has never gotten pussy in his entire life. Josh has gone to great lengths to defend himself across the internet he goes and posts about himself many places, he also obssesively googles himself. Here we will gather some of josh talking on 8chan about his favorite topic... himself.

It was Jim's fault for not wanting to release the source code after the cripple inevitably dies, which he's already doing with his 60% ownership of this shithole because he's not legally obligated to. Take a look at the bottom of the screen, and realize nothing has been released except for javascript that all clients have access to anyways.

Hotwheels had unrealistic expectations of the timeline, it does take more than a year to rewrite infinity no matter how many people you throw at it, but the fact is that the building issues were solved by odilitime by using redis as a cache and serving from nginx that way, but they ended up doing it Jim's son's way which is just honestly a fucking stupid way to go about disk caching.

Instead of paying money for a SAN they're now going to serve all media through alacrity, shit like that.

>It had nothing to do with Josh taking not doing enough testing of his code

It had nothing to do with that and everything to do with 2channel changing the database mid development. And also, it was hard to debug the fact that the captcha was the most intensive thing that was being loaded inline.

>leaking IP addresses

You're still on this? You do know that Jim is responsible for leaking 50,000 unencrypted credit card records, and months worth of posts associated to those credit card records, on 2channel. Right?

>refusing to do the work until he got illegal drugs

Nootropics aren't illegal

>trying to emotionally blackmail his crippled boss

On the contrary, the only blackmail was from Hotwheels, who tried to emotionally blackmail Josh unless he gave him a sublicense for his fat fuck pig farmer Jim. Which means they wouldn't have had to release any changes.

You see how much of a sociopath the cripple is when Josh was willing to do a sublicense for free just the previous day while they were eating pizza, and the cripple decides he needs to humiliate and blackmail him for a sublicense.

You'll note that the cripple has admitted, in his latest article, that he was acting like a huge piece of shit and that he would've done prettty much everything Josh had done, and it wasn't his fault. He makes sure to follow that up with Jim and Ron dicksucking so it's not too obvious, but he realizes what he was doing is basically acting like a fleshlight for Jim.



I don't blame him, though. Jim has made the cripple cry multiple times by yelling at him, and he's relying on Jim for jobs in that shitty third world country. He's got him by the cripple balls.
It was Jim's fault for not wanting to release the source code after the cripple inevitably dies, which he's already doing with his 60% ownership of this shithole because he's not legally obligated to. Take a look at the bottom of the screen, and realize nothing has been released except for javascript that all clients have access to anyways.

Hotwheels had unrealistic expectations of the timeline, it does take more than a year to rewrite infinity no matter how many people you throw at it, but the fact is that the building issues were solved by odilitime by using redis as a cache and serving from nginx that way, but they ended up doing it Jim's son's way which is just honestly a fucking stupid way to go about disk caching.

Instead of paying money for a SAN they're now going to serve all media through alacrity, shit like that.

>It had nothing to do with Josh taking not doing enough testing of his code

It had nothing to do with that and everything to do with 2channel changing the database mid development. And also, it was hard to debug the fact that the captcha was the most intensive thing that was being loaded inline.

>leaking IP addresses

You're still on this? You do know that Jim is responsible for leaking 50,000 unencrypted credit card records, and months worth of posts associated to those credit card records, on 2channel. Right?

>refusing to do the work until he got illegal drugs

Nootropics aren't illegal

>trying to emotionally blackmail his crippled boss

On the contrary, the only blackmail was from Hotwheels, who tried to emotionally blackmail Josh unless he gave him a sublicense for his fat fuck pig farmer Jim. Which means they wouldn't have had to release any changes.

You see how much of a sociopath the cripple is when Josh was willing to do a sublicense for free just the previous day while they were eating pizza, and the cripple decides he needs to humiliate and blackmail him for a sublicense.

You'll note that the cripple has admitted, in his latest article, that he was acting like a huge piece of shit and that he would've done prettty much everything Josh had done, and it wasn't his fault. He makes sure to follow that up with Jim and Ron dicksucking so it's not too obvious, but he realizes what he was doing is basically acting like a fleshlight for Jim.



I don't blame him, though. Jim has made the cripple cry multiple times by yelling at him, and he's relying on Jim for jobs in that shitty third world country. He's got him by the cripple balls.
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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
 
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8chan /cow/ Moderator said:
Josh null owner of this site is a sad lonely man who has never gotten pussy in his entire life. Josh has gone to great lengths to defend himself across the internet he goes and posts about himself many places, he also obssesively googles himself. Here we will gather some of josh talking on 8chan about his favorite topic... himself.

It was Jim's fault for not wanting to release the source code after the cripple inevitably dies, which he's already doing with his 60% ownership of this shithole because he's not legally obligated to. Take a look at the bottom of the screen, and realize nothing has been released except for javascript that all clients have access to anyways.

Hotwheels had unrealistic expectations of the timeline, it does take more than a year to rewrite infinity no matter how many people you throw at it, but the fact is that the building issues were solved by odilitime by using redis as a cache and serving from nginx that way, but they ended up doing it Jim's son's way which is just honestly a fucking stupid way to go about disk caching.

Instead of paying money for a SAN they're now going to serve all media through alacrity, shit like that.

>It had nothing to do with Josh taking not doing enough testing of his code

It had nothing to do with that and everything to do with 2channel changing the database mid development. And also, it was hard to debug the fact that the captcha was the most intensive thing that was being loaded inline.

>leaking IP addresses

You're still on this? You do know that Jim is responsible for leaking 50,000 unencrypted credit card records, and months worth of posts associated to those credit card records, on 2channel. Right?

>refusing to do the work until he got illegal drugs

Nootropics aren't illegal

>trying to emotionally blackmail his crippled boss

On the contrary, the only blackmail was from Hotwheels, who tried to emotionally blackmail Josh unless he gave him a sublicense for his fat fuck pig farmer Jim. Which means they wouldn't have had to release any changes.

You see how much of a sociopath the cripple is when Josh was willing to do a sublicense for free just the previous day while they were eating pizza, and the cripple decides he needs to humiliate and blackmail him for a sublicense.

You'll note that the cripple has admitted, in his latest article, that he was acting like a huge piece of shit and that he would've done prettty much everything Josh had done, and it wasn't his fault. He makes sure to follow that up with Jim and Ron dicksucking so it's not too obvious, but he realizes what he was doing is basically acting like a fleshlight for Jim.



I don't blame him, though. Jim has made the cripple cry multiple times by yelling at him, and he's relying on Jim for jobs in that shitty third world country. He's got him by the cripple balls.
It was Jim's fault for not wanting to release the source code after the cripple inevitably dies, which he's already doing with his 60% ownership of this shithole because he's not legally obligated to. Take a look at the bottom of the screen, and realize nothing has been released except for javascript that all clients have access to anyways.

Hotwheels had unrealistic expectations of the timeline, it does take more than a year to rewrite infinity no matter how many people you throw at it, but the fact is that the building issues were solved by odilitime by using redis as a cache and serving from nginx that way, but they ended up doing it Jim's son's way which is just honestly a fucking stupid way to go about disk caching.

Instead of paying money for a SAN they're now going to serve all media through alacrity, shit like that.

>It had nothing to do with Josh taking not doing enough testing of his code

It had nothing to do with that and everything to do with 2channel changing the database mid development. And also, it was hard to debug the fact that the captcha was the most intensive thing that was being loaded inline.

>leaking IP addresses

You're still on this? You do know that Jim is responsible for leaking 50,000 unencrypted credit card records, and months worth of posts associated to those credit card records, on 2channel. Right?

>refusing to do the work until he got illegal drugs

Nootropics aren't illegal

>trying to emotionally blackmail his crippled boss

On the contrary, the only blackmail was from Hotwheels, who tried to emotionally blackmail Josh unless he gave him a sublicense for his fat fuck pig farmer Jim. Which means they wouldn't have had to release any changes.

You see how much of a sociopath the cripple is when Josh was willing to do a sublicense for free just the previous day while they were eating pizza, and the cripple decides he needs to humiliate and blackmail him for a sublicense.

You'll note that the cripple has admitted, in his latest article, that he was acting like a huge piece of shit and that he would've done prettty much everything Josh had done, and it wasn't his fault. He makes sure to follow that up with Jim and Ron dicksucking so it's not too obvious, but he realizes what he was doing is basically acting like a fleshlight for Jim.



I don't blame him, though. Jim has made the cripple cry multiple times by yelling at him, and he's relying on Jim for jobs in that shitty third world country. He's got him by the cripple balls.
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ugh now Null has a foxdicks thread he's fucking ruined

stop stealing all our best lolcows you foxdicks autists
 
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Warning: This is just pure speculation and theory to how he'll create his fantasy daughter and if I label it wrong, correct me but I think there is a reason Josh saves his semen and the fact he's attempting to get a China, did it ever occur that the amount be ejaculates could fill a milkjug, did it ever occur that he has sickER plans behind closed doors he truly could go off the wall with this one and I believe Josh may ejaculate and save semen while he can before he could even get a China if he somehow gets ovaries and eggs in the Mangina, He may POSSIBLY pour his saved semen into is Mangina in an attempt to create Crystal but the chances of a miscarriage are huuuuuge so he'll have to be desperate enough to do the worst and if his fantasy miracle happens, if Crystal were born a boy Josh would get is gender-reassigned and rant and blame the internet for the twist in his fantasy dream but if crystal were born a girl he'd morne all over her and raise her to be like him and the the future and torture of Crystal, being an offspring of someone like Josh would have to be the most utter painful life a person can live because the fanbase and internet would document her all day, her internet would be doxxed and shut down by hackers and she would be either deformed or have a severe disorder and boys will avoid contact at all costs but in the end, she'd probably kill herself or leave her tranny-mother who mated with himself to make her and one can only imagine how far the wind blows in this case.
 
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I'm so glad this thread is still going, great job guys I'm so proud.
 
I trolled Josh Kiwi Moon once I sent him a pm that said "LOL UR A HOMO" and he was so rekt he didn't even reply you can read about this saga in the lolcow wiki thank you and good night
 
I feel enlightened. Now if only OP could explain where that big purple guy in Null's old avatar came from, then id be sold.
 
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