The Straight Person's Guide to Identifying Gays - Things Gay People Do That Only Straight People Know About

GREEDY FIREMAN

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My dad has a problem that I was hoping the fine members of this forum could help with:

He keeps unintentionally giving off secret gay signs.

These signs are so secret that the gay people we know have never heard of them, but the straight people pointing out the signs seem so sure of themselves so they must be right.

I'm asking for your help in compiling a list of these signs so my dad can stop acting like a fag and the fags we know can start acting like real fags.

Signs so far:
  • Having one toenail painted.
  • If your hat has a chinstrap, put the strap in front of one ear and behind the other.
  • Sit quietly and don't bother anyone.
Thank you for your help! :tomgirl:
 
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Gays are too stupid to realize that it is immoral so as a result they are unlikely to read and instead just play with balls all day. So if you see someone with glasses they are generally gay because you need to read in order to realize that you are short sighted
 
Guys
Easy way to guess if someone is gay
Does that dude want to bang other dudes?
50% chance of gay
Thats a good percentage
 
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