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My dad has a problem that I was hoping the fine members of this forum could help with:
He keeps unintentionally giving off secret gay signs.
These signs are so secret that the gay people we know have never heard of them, but the straight people pointing out the signs seem so sure of themselves so they must be right.
I'm asking for your help in compiling a list of these signs so my dad can stop acting like a fag and the fags we know can start acting like real fags.
Signs so far:

He keeps unintentionally giving off secret gay signs.
These signs are so secret that the gay people we know have never heard of them, but the straight people pointing out the signs seem so sure of themselves so they must be right.
I'm asking for your help in compiling a list of these signs so my dad can stop acting like a fag and the fags we know can start acting like real fags.
Signs so far:
- Having one toenail painted.
- If your hat has a chinstrap, put the strap in front of one ear and behind the other.
- Sit quietly and don't bother anyone.

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