The Swifties - A New Age Religious Movement Revolving Around Taylor Swift

[Lidl Drip]

Moot and TaylorS have been pictured together before.

That's not real, retard. Same as all the other stuff.

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

That's not real, retard. Same as all the other stuff.

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did i say it was real? the taylor subsect is about conspiracies, not actual fact. see; gaylor swift???

A conspiracy, no matter how debunked will always have believers

 

[Lidl Drip]

did i say it was real? the taylor subsect is about conspiracies, not actual fact. see; gaylor swift???

A conspiracy, no matter how debunked will always have believers

Then why didn't you include the real picture? You got this picture off a tumblr that clearly marks it as photoshopped but you didn't include that in your post.

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

Then why didn't you include the real picture? You got this picture off a tumblr that clearly marks it as photoshopped but you didn't include that in your post.

A. I didn’t know there was a real picture, i knew it was edited though.
B. i dont have a tumblr account so all it shown (atleast on mobile) was the image itself.

 

[Lidl Drip]

A. I didn’t know there was a real picture, i knew it was edited though.
B. i dont have a tumblr account so all it shown (atleast on mobile) was the image itself.

That's a complete lie because I just looked it up on google and immediately got the image plus the tumblr page (with no account necessary to view) that clearly marks it photoshopped. Just say you were trying to peddle some bullshit in hopes nobody calls you out.



You don't need a tumblr account to view this.

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

That's a complete lie because I just looked it up on google and immediately got the image plus the tumblr page (with no account necessary to view) that clearly marks it photoshopped. Just say you were trying to peddle some bullshit in hopes nobody calls you out.

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You don't need a tumblr account to view this.

i quite literally have video evidence in fact; here it is

https://files.catbox.moe/7j9b6h.MOV

(might need to open it on your phone)

WARNING: CRETIN GOT BTFO

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

UPDATE:

I still haven’t found anything OP. might need some farmers hands.

 

[Ged!]

Anyway, so she got a car, and it had that fancy Apple Carplay integration, and she started using Spotify as the radio in the car (never having used Spotify before).

Well, Spotify just pushed Blackpink and Taylor Swift (the old hits like "You Belong with Me") nonstop to her, and it formed her music tastes for her. So suddenly a random Chinese girl whose prior music preference was entirely Chinese music was now a big Blackpink fan despite never being into Kpop before, and she was a fan of Taylor Swift.

For the record, this isn't really any different than how radio has worked for almost a century.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

For the record, this isn't really any different than how radio has worked for almost a century.

Yes, and might I add: Payola. But nevertheless, it used to be more common for people who were original and unexpected to break through, against the musicians that the music industry monopolists had chosen, because recorded music was a rapidly growing industry.

 

[Capsule Creatures]

When she finally becomes Supreme Leader of the United States of Taylor, I suggest the name 'Swiftler.'

 

[SwanSwanson]

The people who believe that Taylor Swift is actually a bunch of pigeons in a coat masquerading as a pop star for the last 15 years in order to get Biden re-elected are the real lolcows.

If Biden wins again for no reason people will get even more suspicious, but if they launder the votes with the swift excuse. Also she does have the influence to tip the scales.

But sure, they wont do that, Biden will just win again with 300 bazillion votes and people with more of a reason to dislike him.

 

[Canned Coochie]

I think we need a thread on Beyonce’s Beyhive, too. I know I’m looking forward to adult black women dressing like they’re going cattle wrasslin’ and then to Wednesday night line dancing at the local Boot Scootin‘ Boogies.

I think there's also a convincing case for a thread on Barbz too, what with the recent Megan thee Stallion beef.

 

[Din Djarin]

I like some of her stuff, but watching the Swifties get upset over every little thing is funny (and a little concerning). As @Canned Coochie and @Mayhem said, threads on other artists or even just a general thread could end up being interesting.

 

[TokiBun]

I like some of her stuff, but watching the Swifties get upset over every little thing is funny (and a little concerning). As @Canned Coochie and @Mayhem said, threads on other artists or even just a general thread could end up being interesting.

I think it would be best to do a general thread but let the Swifties have their own considering how big a topic they are at the moment.

 

[Operation Mincemeat]

Women do this shit and then wonder why the entire planet and every major religion has imposed strict social restrictions on their sovereignty since the dawn of time in every place humans have ever lived

 

[umami's milk]

Women do this shit and then wonder why the entire planet and every major religion has imposed strict social restrictions on their sovereignty since the dawn of time in every place humans have ever lived

Stop playing telephone with Xitterfags.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Never forget the time that Swifties harassed NYU students because the goddess was going to speak at their graduation at Yankee Stadium.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/taylor-swift-fans-harassing-nyu-students-for-grad-tickets/

https://theclick.news/swift-nyu-grad-students-sell-tickets/

 

[Gorillion others]

This was shared to me by a friend. They're offering college courses on her now. Guess the country.

 

[Fabazon'_']

I'm baffled how this turned out to be a growing cult, this is not only a fanbase anymore. It surprises me how rabid they get when they criticize her.

One has to wonder if they're gonna stage an attack to the forum if they found out this thread exists, lol.

Never underestimate the insanity of middle-class white women

 

[He's Ronald McDonald]

This was shared to me by a friend. They're offering college courses on her now. Guess the country.
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