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I mean I like the site, so I’m just not sure if logging off would be my only option, or if just posting normally (with no sperg-outs) would change anything.
Have you watched Mission Impossible? You have the choice. Leave, and you basically fade from memory. Nobody will remember you in like a year. Stay, and literally anything could happen, good or bad. You have a chance for a clean slate. I'd take that choice.
 
News from the front: The Sythcels angered by Kirsche buck breaking their king make a daring invasion into her Kiwi Thread spearheaded by Osteomancy. The Foxu boys quickly launch a counterattack by uncovering Osteomancy's post about how he was expose to futa porn at and young age and eventually transitioned into watching tranny porn completely halting the Sythcels' offensive.

Current casualties

Sythcels: Osteomancy's remaining manhood

Foxu Appreciators: a shitted up page
 
I thought I should post this here for easier reference. Part of a May 8th stream featuring Egad and Obsul (originally posted by Egad here).
Commentary on the drama (immediately after WHOA MAMA, but before the "Null is a pedo" stream), the state of the ("RAIDED!") Appreciation thread and parasocial fans. Mostly notable for Egad implying that Synth might not be as "self aware" as he proclaims.
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There's something so embarrassingly gross about wasting hours of your life talking to an autistic loser you will never meet in your life on a livestream, complaining about literal nothing-burger Internet drama.

Yet, these dorks lack the self-awareness to keep playing the Internet tough guy act.

Am I an extreme youngfag with terrible op-sec? It does seem so. There is a silver lining though. White hands definitely typed this!

But yeah anyway, something I’ve realized is that it’s best to not make enemies. So yeah, I’m not coming back to start shit. Although believe me, I expect to be laughed at! Which is fine really. That’s just how it is. There are a few things I’ve learned.

#1: op-sec is important. Because I was being a retard on the internet, people now know my name and face. With that being said, actions have consequences and there are measures I could’ve taken to prevent this. With this information that I know now though, I can take the proper measures. I can also inform others on proper op-sec as well.

#2: Don’t poke the bear. Or I guess in this case it would be the dog. This goes with not making enemies. That’s why if I don’t like a specific thread on the site, blah, blah, blah.
You've learned nothing from all of this and it's no wonder you're an outcast loser like Synth-futa man.

Get your shit together.
 
News from the front: The Sythcels angered by Kirsche buck breaking their king make a daring invasion into her Kiwi Thread spearheaded by Osteomancy. The Foxu boys quickly launch a counterattack by uncovering Osteomancy's post about how he was expose to futa porn at and young age and eventually transitioned into watching tranny porn completely halting the Sythcels' offensive.

Current casualties

Sythcels: Osteomancy's remaining manhood

Foxu Appreciators: a shitted up page
I love how some of the kirsche thread regulars did damage control on a lolcows thread on kirshce behalf (elijah miller).
Derailed the thread for whole pages just to disassociate the pedo from kirsche, it really hit them very close to home, huh?
 
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@Ricardo Cumsox congratulation on being brought back into the fold I guess Coby really missed all the money you gave him every stream.
Well, there is your proof Coby doesn't actually care about anything other than the money. His opinions are officially irrelevant.
Synth made it clear what he thinks about his alcoholic whale, so if he resumes donating thousands of dollars that just makes him every bit as pathetic as Coby made him out to be. It will be even funnier if Ricardo takes this opportunity to move on and donate his money to another streamer.
 
❗❗❗Breaking!❗❗❗PuarIsSexy has been banned live for offering to help with @Husky's documentary and being too friendly with detractors

Will not address detractors again, they mean nothing to him, will not be giving them attention or acknowledging their existence!


from roughly 3:25:00 into his current stream of Gex 2 for compete clip

Another clip of him addressing his ban:

 

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I didn’t mass report people though. Throughout my entire time using the site, I never hit the report button once. Unless you’re talking about the one time where I @‘ed the mod on two people. Which I mean, fair enough, but that’s not mass reporting.
I think I would have more respect (i have none, just saying) if you did mass report people, instead of @ the tranny jannies or writing that appreciation OP, where you threatened people to suck the dick with extra passion or else!
With mass reporting, you're a covert fag, but what you did was being out and proud and with aids jizz blowing out from your nostrils.
Did you really think it would be better?

Oh, and making a new account based on the old, that just tells me you're an imbecile, who probably did it, because he still wanted to be recognised by the half dozen fags from the circle jerk thread. Sad, pathetic, like the queer you so idolised.

And on a final note, unless you plan to flip burgers or blow dudes behind a dumpster, any job that pays reasonably well will be doing background checks besides pulling your record. Having your info out there is detrimental.
 
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Oh, and making a new account based on the old, that just tells me you're an imbecile, who probably did it, because he still wanted to be recognised by the half dozen fags from the circle jerk thread. Sad, pathetic, like the queer you so idolised.
No, I did that because I wanted to explain things from my perspective. I didn’t come back here to be recognized by anyone from that thread, (otherwise I would’ve posted there instead) to insult anyone, or derail any threads. I had one reason for coming back.
 
PuarIsSexy reacts to his ban:
Apparently I was banned while I was asleep. People were lying about me, saying I'm helping Husky with his video, when I asked how's the video going. Maybe Husky's video will be a hitpiece, Husky said it's a documentary, we'll just have to wait and see. I'm neutral in this situation, I like Synth and Husky, as well as Null and Kiwi Farms. Doesn't mean I agree with 100% someone says. I hope Synth does unban me, but I won't take it personally if he wants me banned. If I stay banned I'll stop making videos and move on, I hope you found my videos funny, I had fun. You guys made me happy and I hope I did the same to you, wish you all the best in your lives, no matter who you are! - Puar.

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Attached a screenshot archive of all the comments to this post, a lot of people are shitting on Synthetic Man for banning PiS.

 

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PuarIsSexy reacts to his ban:

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Attached a screenshot archive of all the comments to this post, a lot of people are shitting on Synthetic Man for banning PiS.

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All jokes aside, most people are supportive of PuarIsSexy. If Synth keeps purging his most adored orbiters, Synth's fans are going to start turning. One comment even called Synth a lolcow and it got 2 dozen likes.

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This was in November mind you, meaning she has been seething about Lidl Drip for 6 months ever since her departure from the website in April 2024.

Also something worth mentioning is that PaladinBoo is an unironically unmedicated person suffering from schizophrenia which would explain lots
of her schizo posts and constant screaming into the void on social websites.
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Oh and she didn't depart from onionfarms, she made a new account named Wasteland Scholar and began posting there. Her first post was July 10th 2024 about, you guessed it, lidldrip.

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She was outed when she began schizoposting about me being @JambledUpWords and made an entire thread hating on her for some reason.
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She was outed by Daniel Lopez (@Time 4 Guillotines on OF or various socks here before banned). She initially denied it, but basically confirmed it in getting extremely assmad, replying to his RPGHQ post, threatening a restraining order, and then promptly abandoning the onion farms account/ never replying again.

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Also, she admits to dating a young man who has yet to graduate college for "over 5 years" when she was 33 at this time. This means, generously, he was 18 and she was 28 when they started dating. Thus her earning the name "pedoboo" henceforth.
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I think it's funny that Ricardo's immediate reaction to being unbanned on Synth's channel was to send him more money. How cucked can you be?
Coby openly said that all his fans are fucking pathetic, and this one in particular, he singled Ricardo out. I guess he was right, his fans are below even synth himself, and I have a feeling they will be treated as such.
 
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