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[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Who many times do you have to masturbate to become a tranny?

Pretty sure it's masturbation over time rather than a flat amount. Multiplied by the negative of number of healthy sexual relationships or encounters.

 

[Margo Martindale]

why does chocolate taste good

 

[circumcision expert]

why does chocolate taste good

it doesn't the feds wired your brain to like them so they can sell you glorified sugar coated shit