The thread where we act like Reddit

[Justtocheck]

Hey are r/GoonCaves recs any good for my set up?

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

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[Blazeuser56]

Thanks science! Here's a reddit coin for you kind sir!

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Day 2 of nofap boys! I feel my testosterone rising and yesterday I even felt good enough to go out and order a frosty instead of doordashing it! Not jacking off has changed my entire life and I've even talked to my friends about joining my journey.

EDIT: Wow I never expected so many nice comments and encouragement! I know I can complete this journey of nofap with redditors like you guys.

EDIT: Day 3 and I broke. I saw a picture of the rabbit from Zootopia and lost it. I spent 8 straight hours jacking off even though I nutted in the first 3 minutes. Gotta say, nofap is really stupid, and probably impossible. It has nothing to do with my own willpower or perversions, it's entirely a bad idea and I'm just not the person for it. Better luck to you guys!

 

[Two Hands]

Am I [47M] the asshole for not wanting my wife [22F] to have more than 2 other men in our relationship?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Hey! I'm coming out as a trans man. :3c I hope I'll get to eat dirt and drive trucks like a real boy. Oh oh oh! I'm also otherkin and fictionkin! And I'm part of a system! :3

I luv you guys!(/gn)

 

[Two Hands]

Hi fellow system ! Who are you fronting /hw ? We are glad to have you here ! /aff
Lately I've been thinking I've been living in egg mode all my life . . I think I found my true self as I spoke to people in this game called Celeste . /info
I went to a new doctor after my last one refused to recognize my autism . Gave bad vibes . /lu /gen
Xhey were a beautiful POC who affirmed my true identity and prescribed me some pills . . . It has some dangerous side effects like turning me into a girl

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

It's Jack! I'm an scp fictive. A very unfortunate one given the... incident. But I'm learning to not hate myself for something I didn't do. It's been really difficult and I have to live in constant paranoia. I know it's unjustified paranoia but anxiety doesn't care about anything.

Aww that's sweet! I'm glad you found a new doctor. I hope the transition goes well! :3

 

[Soup Sammiches]

YOU will never be a woman.. [IP BAN PERMANENT]

 

[The Backwards Man]

u/uncrackedegg1980 r/nostupidquestions
Is it okay for my pregnant wife to contract AIDS?

We have just recieved horrible news that our bull is HIV+, however nothing gets me off more knowing that he will give my wife his strain. Will giving her HIV mean the baby is gonna have AIDS too? Please answer fast he's getting restless.

 

[Rungle]

Woah man!! You win the Internet today!!!

 

[The Magnificence]

ummkay so like my husband (m, 27) and me (f, 22) are having like this argument and I said k let's let like reddit decide. so. He says that me being a stay-at-home mom 9SAHM) doesn't really work coz we don't have kids and i"m not helping with the bills like my BMW paymeny and i'm lijke your thw man s obvs you are rong reddit AITA???

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Source? As you posted this claim the onus is on you to post a source.

 

[Burakumin Bro]

sigh... *unzips*

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

My life partner (73mtf) and I (24m) got in an argument about whose turn it is to mow the lawn, I know she did it last week but the new pokemon game just came out and she knows I've been waiting all year to go shiny hunting for all the new pokemon! So I told her to mow the lawn and microwave some tendies for me and now she's saying she wants a divorce! AITA Reddit?

[Edit:]
@Roxanne Wolf Thanks for the Green kind internet stranger

 

[Kit Marz]

Edit: Thanks for the stickers, kind stranger!

Edit 2: WOW! I just woke up and this post really blew up! Thanks for the upvotes!

Happy cake day!

 

[Google.com]

Hey R/Vegans is it ethical for me as a vegan to swallow my boyfriends semen? And well several other men also.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

You just broke some pointless subjective
rule so I'm going to delete this thread where you're in the middle of getting helpful advice from others and talk down to you if you try to argue with it. And I'm going to downvote you for asking a question that can easily be googled or whatever even though trying to actually find the answer in a google search would probably be futile.

 

[Bull Kike]

Day 2 of nofap boys! I feel my testosterone rising and yesterday I even felt good enough to go out and order a frosty instead of doordashing it! Not jacking off has changed my entire life and I've even talked to my friends about joining my journey.

EDIT: Wow I never expected so many nice comments and encouragement! I know I can complete this journey of nofap with redditors like you guys.

EDIT: Day 3 and I broke. I saw a picture of the rabbit from Zootopia and lost it. I spent 8 straight hours jacking off even though I nutted in the first 3 minutes. Gotta say, nofap is really stupid, and probably impossible. It has nothing to do with my own willpower or perversions, it's entirely a bad idea and I'm just not the person for it. Better luck to you guys!

Day 74 of no fap.

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.
I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.
As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You're welcome.

 

[Night Crawler]

You don't need a special thread to act like Reddit faggots. Faggots on here act like they are on Reddit all the time. Just look at how the upvote and downvote system was and still is abused. They are so addicted to Reddit tier faggotry they just can't stop.