The Tape Collector
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- Feb 13, 2013
The following is a hypothetical (and NOT a "What-If") scenario considering that there hadn't just been one Christian Chandler, nor two. But in 1982, Barbara gave birth to THREE autistic triplet fucks. Life would go on the same for Bob & Barbara but now they have the burden of being elderly and having three autistic man baby triplets to take care of.
The first is named Chris Weston Chandler. This is exactly our Chris, who would go on to become a Tomboy. The second born would be Christopher Chandler. Christopher Chandler is the personafication of the actual "Christopher Chandler", before the real CWC changed his name. Finally, the youngest of the autistic triplets, Christian Chandler. Unlike his two brothers, this autistic fuck became extremely tall, skinny and had long hair. Christian is extremely weak, even more so than his weaker of his brothers, Chris. However, when Chris and Christopher fight together, they are capable of breaking Christian's body.
So those are the autistic triplets of the Chandlers, Chris, Christopher and Christian.
In 2003, the retarded Triplet brothers live in the same room in 14 Branchland Court. Chris lives on one bed, and his brothers live on a bunk bed (they HAVE to save room somehow). All of them combine their tugboats to buy more classy shit. They have an HD Tv and a PS3 by 2006. They've even acquired a Mac computer for high quality filmmaking and gaming (they also pirate a lot of games, yet still buy hard copies). Christopher became fascinated with music, and bought themselves a stereo. This means the autistic fucks get to listen to such naughty songs like "Sex... I'm a" and "Like a Virgin" all through the night. They still have all the toys and video games real Chris has. The room is a mess and imagine having two fat fucks and a toothpick one in the same room. Christian has even died once from Chris and Christopher sitting on him. Lucky for teamwork, Chris and Christopher was able to revive their brother, and they never told Bob & Barb.
In 2007, the trolling starts. Chris still creates Sonichu, but his brothers create Vuils (Christopher) and Sanchidna The Sandshrew (Christian) to be his sidekicks. Essentially, Vuils and Sanchidna are just supporting characters in what otherwise would be our Sonichu. But with Christopher and Christian involved, the trolling becomes FAR more interesting...
TO BE CONTINUED.
CHOP CHOP MASTER'S ONION RAP SHOWDOWN.
Chris, Christopher and Christian enter together, in hopes of having some sort of orgy with poor Megan (who they all obsess and compete for). Thanks to their combined tugboats and high production values and equipment, their video actually looks good, but the substance just isn't there. It's just three autistic manchildren singing like retards and with stock effects, all filmed in their bedroom filled with toys and vidya. They still lose to Adam Stackhouse, the three Chris's respond with a very harsh rant by the three of them screaming like fucking children and having childish tantrums, screaming at nothing but their camera. Christopher even wishes Adams sister gets kidnapped and raped and drugged and killed. This video causes uproar in the internet underground and exposure to the crazy world of CWC becomes more mainstream.
ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
Though trying to work together, Chris, Chris and Christian fail to get ED down (due to obvious reasons aside...). Chris still uploads Megan porn, and Megan swears off contact from all three of them. They are all crushed.
The first is named Chris Weston Chandler. This is exactly our Chris, who would go on to become a Tomboy. The second born would be Christopher Chandler. Christopher Chandler is the personafication of the actual "Christopher Chandler", before the real CWC changed his name. Finally, the youngest of the autistic triplets, Christian Chandler. Unlike his two brothers, this autistic fuck became extremely tall, skinny and had long hair. Christian is extremely weak, even more so than his weaker of his brothers, Chris. However, when Chris and Christopher fight together, they are capable of breaking Christian's body.
So those are the autistic triplets of the Chandlers, Chris, Christopher and Christian.
In 2003, the retarded Triplet brothers live in the same room in 14 Branchland Court. Chris lives on one bed, and his brothers live on a bunk bed (they HAVE to save room somehow). All of them combine their tugboats to buy more classy shit. They have an HD Tv and a PS3 by 2006. They've even acquired a Mac computer for high quality filmmaking and gaming (they also pirate a lot of games, yet still buy hard copies). Christopher became fascinated with music, and bought themselves a stereo. This means the autistic fucks get to listen to such naughty songs like "Sex... I'm a" and "Like a Virgin" all through the night. They still have all the toys and video games real Chris has. The room is a mess and imagine having two fat fucks and a toothpick one in the same room. Christian has even died once from Chris and Christopher sitting on him. Lucky for teamwork, Chris and Christopher was able to revive their brother, and they never told Bob & Barb.
In 2007, the trolling starts. Chris still creates Sonichu, but his brothers create Vuils (Christopher) and Sanchidna The Sandshrew (Christian) to be his sidekicks. Essentially, Vuils and Sanchidna are just supporting characters in what otherwise would be our Sonichu. But with Christopher and Christian involved, the trolling becomes FAR more interesting...
TO BE CONTINUED.
CHOP CHOP MASTER'S ONION RAP SHOWDOWN.
Chris, Christopher and Christian enter together, in hopes of having some sort of orgy with poor Megan (who they all obsess and compete for). Thanks to their combined tugboats and high production values and equipment, their video actually looks good, but the substance just isn't there. It's just three autistic manchildren singing like retards and with stock effects, all filmed in their bedroom filled with toys and vidya. They still lose to Adam Stackhouse, the three Chris's respond with a very harsh rant by the three of them screaming like fucking children and having childish tantrums, screaming at nothing but their camera. Christopher even wishes Adams sister gets kidnapped and raped and drugged and killed. This video causes uproar in the internet underground and exposure to the crazy world of CWC becomes more mainstream.
ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
Though trying to work together, Chris, Chris and Christian fail to get ED down (due to obvious reasons aside...). Chris still uploads Megan porn, and Megan swears off contact from all three of them. They are all crushed.
