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What if light bulbs really do suck in dark instead of give light?
the thunkful thread - (r/showerthoughts on the farms?)
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Lmao, plumbing and gas instalation still suck. No I will not go to trade school mom. I like feeling better than other people because of my humanities education and I'd not change that for 100k a year. Let the govt buy a few less F-22 and buy me food stamps.
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(hits bong)
That's like... so deep dude.
That's like... so deep dude.
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What if "bong" was meant to be "bomb", but whoever made up the slang accidentally pressed "G" instead because it's next to "B"?
Then they thought, "that's like... so deep dude."?
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What if breasts came in threes and you had a prehensile penor in order to feel the middle one?
If you do have a prehensile penor, could you use it on a pregnant woman to remove the fetus of another man or if it's your own kid, give it a handshake?
If you cut a pizza into four slices for three people, when Trump gets a second slice would people get upset?
What if Stormy Daniels' and Sarah Silverman's messed up bodies were made of legos and they accidentally exchanged pieces?
These thoughts come out mostly at night. Mostly.
If you do have a prehensile penor, could you use it on a pregnant woman to remove the fetus of another man or if it's your own kid, give it a handshake?
If you cut a pizza into four slices for three people, when Trump gets a second slice would people get upset?
What if Stormy Daniels' and Sarah Silverman's messed up bodies were made of legos and they accidentally exchanged pieces?
These thoughts come out mostly at night. Mostly.
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Why is it called the speed limit if my car can go faster than it?
It's not really limiting much now is it?
It's not really limiting much now is it?
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What if the speed of light was changed locally to enforce speed limits?
(that would suck - there would be significant time dilation going pretty close to it)
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Why do we park in a driveway but drive in a parkway?
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Why does the alphabet song share a tune with Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
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That's probably intentional, so that children can easily remember it.
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Behold, the ultimate thunk:
Ahem!
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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Industrial technology and the idea that aliens are (more) technologically advanced could be very much an Earth thing.
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Do you think God stays in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created?
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What if when red letter media did those old star wars prequel analysis videos years ago, the time during the videos were they were talking about positioning of the people in the shot, things mechanical like that wasn't bull crap. Meaning there is a pattern holljewmolochwood does with things showing just who and what they are, and the general populace doesn't understand what it is and how bad it is.
But rlm does.
And so does others to some extent or another.
Also what if jay and jack were straight? Huh? Huh...?
But rlm does.
And so does others to some extent or another.
Also what if jay and jack were straight? Huh? Huh...?
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It's because all's right with the world.
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There were a few movies about the 70s made in the 90s (dazed and confused boogie nights) then in the 2010s we got movies about the 90s (mid 90s) does that. Mean in the next few years we'll be seeing movies about the 2000s?