The time has come for a Nicholas Rekieta Subforum

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Bartolomeow Kittensberger

Bartolomeow Kittensberger

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Recently, in the Nick Rekieta thread, I conducted a legally binding, scientifically constructed Election in which dozens to thousands of Farmers participated.

The results are robust and overpowering. Many voters chose to throw their votes in the trash by using stickers that were not programmed into the Dominion machines.

Of those who voted for either "YES" or "NO":

19 voted YES
12 voted NO

This represents a split of approximately 60/40 and indicates that the time for a Rackets Subforum has come!
 
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Breadbassket said:
Convince Null. Rekieta has had a downward spiral without a doubt in the past few months for sure but I am not certain if he has enough going on to justify an entire subforum.
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My dude, I've said it before and I will say it again. Nick seems to be spiraling up. He probably, strike that, he definitely makes more money than any of us shit posting here. I'll put it like this. Rieketa is becoming more confident in showing his true self and is gaining more pay pigs for it. He is the current King of his sector. Ralph was the undeniable king of his sector and as he revealed his true self in his hubris he became the lolcow we all know now. Rekieta could stop the internet right now and fall back on his law degree and still make six figures. If Ralph stops streaming for twenty eight hours a day pulling in one dollar superchats he will end up on a spit roasted over an open fire somewhere in Mexico over his xanny berry debt. I hope he does. I'm going to swoop in and pick up his horse and children. I'll have pantsu working my dick while Ralph's children work my farm.
 
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I think Nick only gets so much attention because he did such a rapid nosedive after years of seeming like a genuine dude who had it all under control. A lot of his fuckups would be very mundane for the average disgraced right-wing streamer. Let's wait until he posts a dick pic, that's the barrier to entry for the highest level of lolcowdom.
 
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Save the Loli said:
I think Nick only gets so much attention because he did such a rapid nosedive after years of seeming like a genuine dude who had it all under control. A lot of his fuckups would be very mundane for the average disgraced right-wing streamer. Let's wait until he posts a dick pic, that's the barrier to entry for the highest level of lolcowdom.
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Why would he photograph his dick when he has a perfectly good Balldo--and his Balldo actually works?
 
It's time for a Null subforum, but one thread in prospering grounds is all there is.

Apart from being a sleazebag despite his prior conservative christian posture, there's not that much to rekieta. Drama will flatline.
 
Breadbassket said:
Convince Null. Rekieta has had a downward spiral without a doubt in the past few months for sure but I am not certain if he has enough going on to justify an entire subforum.
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Sorry i'm late. I have to ask but what has been happening with rekieta? I've been busy with work for the past few months.
 
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Nah. Rackets just dosen't have enough different things going on to have several threads running at once and thus justify a subforum, same reason that former super-active cows like ADF and Yaniv that once had them had their subforums closed.

It's just not worth the effort if there isn't the need to create, sustain and eventually retire it for Rackets. Not even Russell Greer has a subforum.
 
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