Given that Tommy finally got his own sub, and that a lot of people just got exposed to him through dear leader's recent tooterstream, it figures that we would need a containment thread for all the questions.
Arianna/Brian is Tom 30 years younger. Both are from financially secure families and are taken care of by their well-to-do parents. Tom and Arianna met either at the The Hut or some other Tucson gathering and bonded over music and a love of a good dumpster burger. Sometime in late 2017, early 2018, Tom convinced Arianna to open a joint bank account for his fake gravel business "Real Things Artisans Co-Op." He promptly drained the account on utility payments, a new saxophone and copious amounts of weed. This transgression was overlooked as Arianna viewed it as her parents money, so it technically wasn't theft. The rest his history.
Tom is so old, he basically is the backbone of all autism online since the Web 1.0 era. There's records of him getting dunked on in newsgroups and more. Plus, he cranks out hilarious content at such an alarming rate, it often gets lost in his own megathread. I imagine this will serve to quell the autistic tide.
Arianna/Brian is Tom 30 years younger. Both are from financially secure families and are taken care of by their well-to-do parents. Tom and Arianna met either at the The Hut or some other Tucson gathering and bonded over music and a love of a good dumpster burger. Sometime in late 2017, early 2018, Tom convinced Arianna to open a joint bank account for his fake gravel business "Real Things Artisans Co-Op." He promptly drained the account on utility payments, a new saxophone and copious amounts of weed. This transgression was overlooked as Arianna viewed it as her parents money, so it technically wasn't theft. The rest his history.
Tom is so old, he basically is the backbone of all autism online since the Web 1.0 era. There's records of him getting dunked on in newsgroups and more. Plus, he cranks out hilarious content at such an alarming rate, it often gets lost in his own megathread. I imagine this will serve to quell the autistic tide.
I mean considering that he:
-Molested a minor which he still to this day, defends said actions, which indeed makes him a pedophile
-Is a zoophile as he also had sexual contact with a dog
-Abuses animals in general
-Is also anti-semitic despite being jewish, himself
-"Passes" very poorly as a transwoman in both apperance and mannerisms, yet gets mad whenever someone refers to him properly as a "he", and also tries to exploit the transgender community for his own gain
-Unlike CWC and other lolcows, is just plain not a likable person, period.
Granted, despite that rapsheet personally, I can't ever get angry at this tard, because that would require me to actually take him seriously as a person, which I just can't, because just about everything he says and does is just plain hilarious, especially when he puts on the whole tough guy act, not to mention that he's completely incompetent at everything he does, which only makes him funnier. However, it is understandable why others would get angry at him, though.
I mean considering that he:
-Molested a minor which he still to this day, defends said actions, which indeed makes him a pedophile
-Is a zoophile as he also had sexual contact with a dog
-Abuses animals in general
-Is also anti-semitic despite being jewish, himself
-"Passes" very poorly as a transwoman in both apperance and mannerisms, yet gets mad whenever someone refers to him properly as a "he", and also tries to exploit the transgender community for his own gain
-Unlike CWC and other lolcows, is just plain not a likable person, period.
Granted, despite that rapsheet personally, I can't ever get angry at this tard, because that would require me to actually take him seriously as a person, which I just can't, because just about everything he says and does is just plain hilarious, especially when he puts on the whole tough guy act, not to mention that he's completely incompetent at everything he does, which only makes him funnier. However, it is understandable why others would get angry at him, though.
I get a little angry how he treats innocent people who accidentally misgender him over the phone. He demands to speak to their supervisors after berating them and then tries to get them fired.
I may be fudging the fine details here, but it's a board consisting of former 419 eaters (basically people who troll African scammers and waste their time), who somehow found Tommy in their midst and thought it was more fun to troll him instead.
Most of the non-KF and non-Facebook caps that Null read on the Tooterstream were from AMB.
The Hoffman Gang is an international group of illustrious and very resourceful criminals that made it their lives' mission to torment a certain hobo in the Tucson area. This includes paying for part of KF's server costs, duplicating and monetizing his media, and slandering his totally-good name on the internet. It is rumored that the Hoffman Group has ties to the mysterious Spyros Consulting Inc.
Key Hoffman Gang operatives include Glarius Blorkenskaya, the group's primary wetworks pointman and Heaven Kaufman, owner and operator of Millennial Turkeys LLC, a multimedia company registered out of Toronto, Canada, which creates and publishes the multimillion dollar internet hit that is RAWTM!
They're essentially Tom's version of the PVCC, they frequently troll him over at AMB and yes, he does genuinely believe everything you laughed at above this spoiler tag. I believe he has called the cops multiple times about the Hoffman Gang as well.
@Zeitgeist should know more than I do, since I am still relatively new to the legend of Tommy Tooter.
The Hoffman Gang is an international group of illustrious and very resourceful criminals that made it their lives' mission to torment a certain hobo in the Tucson area. This includes paying for part of KF's server costs, duplicating and monetizing his media, and slandering his totally-good name on the internet. It is rumored that the Hoffman Group has ties to the mysterious Spyros Consulting Inc.
Key Hoffman Gang operatives include Glarius Blorkenskaya, the group's primary wetworks pointman and Heaven Kaufman, owner and operator of Millennial Turkeys LLC, a multimedia company registered out of Toronto, Canada, which creates and publishes the multimillion dollar internet hit that is RAWTM!
They're essentially Tom's version of the PVCC, they frequently troll him over at AMB and yes, he does genuinely believe everything you laughed at above this spoiler tag. I believe he has called the cops multiple times about the Hoffman Gang as well.
@Zeitgeist should know more than I do, since I am still relatively new to the legend of Tommy Tooter.
The Hoffman Gang is an international group of illustrious and very resourceful criminals that made it their lives' mission to torment a certain hobo in the Tucson area. This includes paying for part of KF's server costs, duplicating and monetizing his media, and slandering his totally-good name on the internet. It is rumored that the Hoffman Group has ties to the mysterious Spyros Consulting Inc.
Key Hoffman Gang operatives include Glarius Blorkenskaya, the group's primary wetworks pointman and Heaven Kaufman, owner and operator of Millennial Turkeys LLC, a multimedia company registered out of Toronto, Canada, which creates and publishes the multimillion dollar internet hit that is RAWTM!
They're essentially Tom's version of the PVCC, they frequently troll him over at AMB and yes, he does genuinely believe everything you laughed at above this spoiler tag. I believe he has called the cops multiple times about the Hoffman Gang as well.
@Zeitgeist should know more than I do, since I am still relatively new to the legend of Tommy Tooter.
The following is taken from the OP in the General Thread:
The AMBeasts
Tom actively seeks out members who "befriended" him like an exceptional pet several years earlier and tries to blackmail them into using his images so he can sue for defamation and other reasons. The purpose of following them, is so he can be routinely blocked. He believes being blocked is the result of him dropping truth bombs people don't want to hear and not the actual reason; that he's a drooling sperg with the attention span of a firefly queef.
He believes the current incarnation of AMB (Another Message Board), a forum dedicated to laughing at him, is run by a militarized, secret cabal of international drug smugglers known as the Hoffman Gang. As you well know, only the most notorious criminals in the world post on forums under goofy nicknames on the Clearnet, so it comes as no surprise that Tom will routinely screencap posts from the AMB forum to his tard wranglers at the Tucson Police Department Mental Health Unit who forward such "evidence" directly into the Recycle Bin.
Despite his hundred years worth of electronics knowledge passed down through his Jewish genes, he has still become convinced that a remote keylogger was installed on his hard drive, that he is routinely being recorded by drones in the downtown Tucson area, and two government individuals named Addy Claure (pronounced "Claw-Ray") and Tom Medara of Spyros International, are hunting him for sport in basically what has become a parody of the movie "The Most Dangerous Game." It is interesting to note that someone who records himself and has no problem recording people in public, sharts his giant mumus when anyone with a camera accidentally points it in his direction.
Addendum:
Tom will also latch on to any piece of garbage you throw at him, just like in real life! This has led Tom into believing the following names are real people out to get him: Thomas Butler, Clarence, Lisa Larsen, Jack Schectmann, Andrew Stephen Silverstein, Nate Lundquist, Raj Patel, John Varghese, etc. All made up. All fake. But you can't tell Tom that because he needs to believe that people are out to get him because he's just so famous and dangerous.
At this point, Tom's been brain dead since 1995 and his body is kept animated by mutated bacteria and a synaptic feedback loop that causes him to repeat the same dumb bullshit over and over.
While it's true Tom will smoke whatever he can get his hands on, his preferred strain is anything with a high CBD content as seen in the video here, starting at 15:09.
The problem, however, is that often, Tom has no fucking clue what he's smoking and doesn't understand the difference between CBD vs. THC, the type of strain, where it's grown and how much of it is supposed to cost. This leads to Tom being massively over-charged for ditchweed because his dealers take advantage of him, stealing his horns, rocks and other shit from his house.
Tom also associates "community involvement" and supporting "local farmers", actually thinking that the weed he buys is some how tended to by a mythical hippie family who bring their weed to a Farmers Market instead of the reality of two illegal immigrants, squatting deep within a forest of California Redwoods, guarding an acre of cartel weed, armed with AK-47s and shitting in a ditch.
Tom is also a fucking retard and will record drug deals on camera. He will also get into shouting matches with other transients over scraps of weed, while offering them bullshit items in trade. So much for hippies being mellow. (Go to 12:33.)
Here he is being distracted by one drug dealer while the other goes through his house and fills his backpack with shit he thinks he can pawn.
So to answer your question, Tom's favorite cannabis strain is Human Penis.
