- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
what's his favourite cannabis strain
Ditchweed. If he could find weed in a dumpster, that would be his favorite.
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what's his favourite cannabis strain
He literally eats garbage so he can barely scrimp and save to get the weed and heroin he craves, so it can't be good.![]()
This leads to Tom being massively over-charged for ditchweed because his dealers take advantage of him, stealing his horns, rocks and other shit from his house.
While it's true Tom will smoke whatever he can get his hands on, his preferred strain is anything with a high CBD content as seen in the video here, starting at 15:09.
The problem, however, is that often, Tom has no fucking clue what he's smoking and doesn't understand the difference between CBD vs. THC, the type of strain, where it's grown and how much of it is supposed to cost. This leads to Tom being massively over-charged for ditchweed because his dealers take advantage of him, stealing his horns, rocks and other shit from his house.
Tom also associates "community involvement" and supporting "local farmers", actually thinking that the weed he buys is some how tended to by a mythical hippie family who bring their weed to a Farmers Market instead of the reality of two illegal immigrants, squatting deep within a forest of California Redwoods, guarding an acre of cartel weed, armed with AK-47s and shitting in a ditch.
Tom is also a fucking exceptional individual and will record drug deals on camera. He will also get into shouting matches with other transients over scraps of weed, while offering them bullshit items in trade. So much for hippies being mellow. (Go to 12:33.)
Here he is being distracted by one drug dealer while the other goes through his house and fills his backpack with shit he thinks he can pawn.
So to answer your question, Tom's favorite cannabis strain is Human Penis.